Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
birthday,
There is a lovely young lady on my mind
She is real loyal and giving and kind
Birthday spankings I give
For each year she has lived
I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
humorous,
(Un)Happy Hour
Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear
Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear
doc hemmed and he hawed
amazed what he saw
Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
There was a miserable husband of McNigh
Who had a tendency to frequently cry.
His wife filed for divorce
Causing him no remorse.
Now he’s happy as a drunk drinking rye.
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
happy,
There is a young man called Alan Sprocket
Always has both hands in his pocket
Said it keeps him calm and warm
So why is he a twitching form
As though his fingers were in a socket
Penned 25April 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
Your passport to happiness is deep in your soul
Gives passage to Happy Land without any toll
Just smile a big smile
A big ten on the dial
In a bottomless pit of ecstasy you'll roll
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
friend, , cute,
Have you heard of Bev Smith quite new to the Soup
When reviewing my poetry she's always so cute
Quick with the praise
Sets my heart all ablaze
Dear Bev always makes me as happy as poop!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happy,
MrTimothy Smith is the new Limerick King
He's earned the title, to his praise I do sing
The crown passes hands
I thank all my fans
For your unwavering support, hear my praises ring
© Jack Ellison 2016
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
inspirational,
Sticktoitness is the key to a happy existence
Don't ever give up, the real key is persistence
When things start to fail
Just stop and inhale
Relax, the solution will surely make a appearance
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, me,
Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’
But soupers I once was a man …
In a very long op
My male bits got the chop
And I altered my name from Stan!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!!
1st April 2018
Poem Details | by
Seren Roberts |
Categories:
fun,
Animal was happy in mud
rolled in it whenever he could
Miss Piggy looked aghast
Kermit said what a blast
Gonzo thought all Muppets should
Penned 1 Sept 2018
All creatures from the Muppets
Poem Details | by
Regina Mcintosh |
Categories:
appreciation, fun, funny, giggle, happy, hilarious, humor,
I know a creative soul named Jan
She births laughter - it’s surely her plan
Giggles must shadow her
Her wit creates a stir
She’s funnier than most any man
Paean On Poets Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
March 26, 2022
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve
My happiest five years, it's where good friends dwell
Some come and go
Sure miss them so
Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell
Poem Details | by
Ralph Protsik |
Categories:
animal, dog, humor,
A mutt may show up with a rat
Do some terrible things to your hat
But he’s happy for sure
Just to roll in manure
And so grateful that he’s not a cat
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
God Created Things With Wings
God had created things with wings,
And the best out of us always brings;
Like a lamb,
Happy am,
When we will hear a bird that sings.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
joy,
It's the tip of the iceberg we're seeing now
Probably will get worse before better somehow
There's happy ahead
Somebody said
I'm the happiest dude since happy was allowed
Poem Details | by
Courtney Hubbert |
Categories:
happy, humor, lust, silly, sin, smile,
There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
age, birthday, celebration, friend, friendship, happy, happy birthday,
Happy Birthday to my dear friend.
I hope it’s great from morn to end!
Though we are apart,
this comes from my heart.
My warmest wishes I impart!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness,
The sun's shining somewhere even when it's raining
So in spite of the forecast just stop your complaing
Shout, “It's a fantastic day”
“I'm so happy and gay”
Not my sexual orientation, just an old fashioned saying
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Mohamed Omar |
Categories:
funny,
There was a girl, of I thought
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
Thinking of happy marriage
To propose I summed up all my courage
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.
Poem Details | by
Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories:
birthday,
A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?
Poem Details | by
Shadow Hamilton |
Categories:
drink, fun, new year,
Hic, oh my! hic am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.
12/30/2014
contest A Quintain Christmas
phrase Happy New Year
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
thanksgiving day,
Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks
Poem Details | by
Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories:
life,
Who in the hell do you think you are?
What I let you put me though is bizarre.
When due lesson is learned.
Where sanity is earned.
Why I'm so happy is now my victoire!
5 W's contest
Sponsor: Harry Horsman
Poem Details | by
Huberta Van Akkeren |
Categories:
life,
There once was a girl from a grotto
Who lived with a very short motto
Live and let live
Be happy to give
Life’s joy is not winning the lotto