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Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: birthday,

Charmaine Chircop

There is a lovely young lady on my mind She is real loyal and giving and kind Birthday spankings I give For each year she has lived I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -and Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor,

Blues News

There was a miserable husband of McNigh
Who had a tendency to frequently cry.
His wife filed for divorce
Causing him no remorse.
Now he’s happy as a drunk drinking rye.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happy,

A New Limerick King



MrTimothy Smith is the new Limerick King He's earned the title, to his praise I do sing The crown passes hands I thank all my fans For your unwavering support, hear my praises ring © Jack Ellison 2016



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friend, , cute,

Quick With The Praise



Have you heard of Bev Smith quite new to the Soup When reviewing my poetry she's always so cute Quick with the praise Sets my heart all ablaze Dear Bev always makes me as happy as poop! © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: happy,

You need hands - Limerick contest

There is a young man called Alan Sprocket Always has both hands in his pocket Said it keeps him calm and warm So why is he a twitching form As though his fingers were in a socket
Penned 25April 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Passport To Happy Land



Your passport to happiness is deep in your soul Gives passage to Happy Land without any toll Just smile a big smile A big ten on the dial In a bottomless pit of ecstasy you'll roll © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspirational,

Sticktoitness



Sticktoitness is the key to a happy existence Don't ever give up, the real key is persistence When things start to fail Just stop and inhale Relax, the solution will surely make a appearance


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: humorous,

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Limerick Contest

 
(Un)Happy Hour Bob went to the doc with pain in his rear Walked with a limp and was "loaded" with fear doc hemmed and he hawed amazed what he saw Stashed deep in Bob's butt were two pints of beer


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: body, humorous, me,

SEX CHANGE

Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’ But soupers I once was a man … In a very long op My male bits got the chop And I altered my name from Stan! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!! 1st April 2018


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Five Happy Years



Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve My happiest five years, it's where good friends dwell Some come and go Sure miss them so Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: fun,

mud glorious mud

Animal was happy in mud
rolled in it whenever he could
Miss Piggy looked aghast
Kermit said what a blast
Gonzo thought all  Muppets should


Penned 1 Sept 2018

All creatures from the Muppets






Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Happy And Gay



The sun's shining somewhere even when it's raining So in spite of the forecast just stop your complaing Shout, “It's a fantastic day” “I'm so happy and gay” Not my sexual orientation, just an old fashioned saying © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: birthday,

Natal Anniversary

A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?


Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: drink, fun, new year,

Happy New Year

Hic, oh my! hic  am drunk again,
My head is spinning with pain.
T-was the demon drink
Caught me on the blink.
Somehow ended up in Spain.

12/30/2014 

contest  A Quintain Christmas

phrase Happy New Year


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: miracle,

All's Well That ENDs Well Exam



I'm happy as poop, got the results of my brain scan They had a hard time finding it when the scanner began It sputtered and screeched Till my bum it did reach Out of place but 'twas an “all's well that ENDs well” exam © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Cecilia Macfarlane |
Categories: life,

Best Revenge

Who in the hell do you think you are?
What I let you put me though is bizarre.
When due lesson is learned.
Where sanity is earned.
Why I'm so happy is now my victoire!

5 W's contest
Sponsor: Harry Horsman


Poem Details | by Huberta van Akkeren |
Categories: life,

A simple truth

There once was a girl from a grotto
Who lived with a very short motto
Live and let live
Be happy to give
Life’s joy is not winning the lotto


Poem Details | by Mohamed Omar |
Categories: funny,

Tie the knot Limerick

There was a girl, of I thought 
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
  Thinking of happy marriage 
  To propose I summed up all my courage 
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Now That's a Fairytale

Mirror mirror on the wall, she wants me so
but I am little and she is white as snow.
  From Bashful to Happy I morph
  Singing like a horny wee dwarf
Heigh-ho Heigh-ho it's off to twerk we go!


               
                   May 2015

    


Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: depression,

DOWN


Life moves on and I stand still
So many promises I need to fulfill
Am I happy I don't know
Round in circles here I go
It's like crawling slowly up a hill


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: thanksgiving day,

For Canadian Eyes Only

Happy Thanksgiving to all you Canucks
I'd send you a card and maybe some bucks
but I'm broke
that's no joke
Stay close to the fire and wear your mukluks



Poem Details | by Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser |
Categories: dance, feelings, happy, life, love,

FOOTLOOSE

Rock and roll that's my play
Who wants to stay and sway
Don't care if you're footloose
Any music we'll dance and choose
Smiles; grooving fun that we'll display

1:38 AM
02/24/2014


Poem Details | by Kyle kriticos |
Categories: dedication,

Super Duper Discounts

There once was a man named Art 
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart 
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart..



By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Big Grinnies



There's happy day's coming just up ahead When spring raises it's sleepy old head With a yawn and a stretch Winter's outta her that old wretch So relieved we'll all sport big grinnies instead