Limerick Poems About Haiku | Haiku Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: funny, tribute,

Kims Poetry Gym - Tribute Limerick

An eloquent lady named Kim
works her Words at the Poetry gym
Limericks put on mass
while Haiku takes spin class
and her Couplets are healthy and trim!

This limerick was written for my 
Soup buddy Kim Patrice Nunez
Thanks for your positive input 
and excellent supportHugz!

Categories: fun,

The old tree Lee

                                   The old tree Lee had the seed of an idea
                                    He wanted blisters on skin for diarrhea
                                         Meeting was held in Casablanca
                                           All wrote limerick haiku tanka
                                     Compost bed urea soup and Cytherea

© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
18 December 2014

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny,

Slick Limerick

Barbara writes poetry, or so she thinks
Unfortunately her stuff really stinks
Her haiku is bad
And her rhyme is sad
Just one more post and the ”soup" will need drinks

Poem Details | by Ray Cardillo |
Categories: funny, humorous, poems, riddle,

Haiku Limerick

There is too much Haiku in my head.
Too much Five-Seven-Five being read.
For a real good time,
We all like a rhyme,
So I wrote this limerick instead.

Poem Details | by stephen pennell |
Categories: fun,

bring on the haiku

There once was a poetry contest
which was an heroic concept  
The great Roger McGough 
just took a quick look 
and entered a haiku contest instead

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Should Have Seen and More

Should Have Seen

You should have seen what I saw;
Looked just like my mother in law;
Had been devoted;
Body badly bloated;
She called me a turkey in the straw.

Jim Horn

Think Turkey in the Straw is a dance.

Holy Rollers In A Row

What I saw was Holy Rollers in a row;
Could always tell by way faces glow;
They Have held on,
Until communion gone;
Episcopalian Priests are always a pro.

Jim Horn

Horn Haiku for New Year

Be at later date,
When Horn haiku has been formed,
While you are waiting.

Jim Horn

Some words to use for poems.

Vivacious, courageous, gracious.

Confusing, choosing, amusing.

Rudimentary, complimentary, pecuniary

Habitant, penitent, compliment.

Exceed, stampede, recede.

Complacent, eloquent, competent

Irefuted, diluted, muted and recruited.

Provoking, joking, pokinginvoking.

Hesistant, consistant, resistant.

Bestowed, glowed, bowed

Contested, rested, suggested.

Loss, moss, toss.

Denied, shied, cried.

Facts, detracts, lacks.

Cathartic, lethargic, tragic

Rocket, sock it, locket

Love we will want is wide and broad,
Made exactly for us and not a fraud;
Answer know;
To God do go;
To Him we must pray to and in laud 

Jim Horn

He is definitely deeply in my prayers,
For all of us we know that God cares;
Do start to play,
More each day;
He will always free us from all despair.
Wrote this especially for Jon Freeman 
of StJames.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Dear Mario Vitale

Suited To Be Recruited

When we have not been letting God bless,
Our minds may always end up in a mess,
And after to Him we did forget to pray,
we soon discovered sadness and dismay.

Have to look nice and be properly suited;
In service you are sure to be recruited; 
Then read haiku well written by Jim Horn;
Magnificent poem in your mind will be born.

Jim Horn

Guess you can't have two styles of
poems at the same time.

Write A Poem Horn Haiku

on words was a play
am sure that you understand
write short poem for me

Dear, Mario Vitale

Ivory Tower for Trump is now too tall; 
Takes advantage of and treats us small; 
Can be confusing;
Never is amusing;
Deceptive and for him we did not fall.

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Many More Horn Poems

Many More Horn Poems

Had looked like  a light brown cow;
And did know it was her somehow;
Climb could not;
Even  when hot;
We could tell by each long eye brow.

Of what can a  profound poem consist?
Subjects am sure  come from long list;
Though am inept;
Challenge accept;
Write them have found it hard to resist.

Horn haiku with limericks have become,
Poetry you pull out  like a purple plum;
God did invite,
Poem to write;
Ate one  and to spare  still have some.

Perfect example other poets have set;
When both their minds and mine met;
Persue pleasure,
We do treasure;
Come into my mind each poem did let.

After daily poems  were over and done, 
Had a hard time picking out which one;
Will peruse,
For  abuse;
You may sing having been home spun.

While we had gathered up so much moss,
Ended up with  while soon coming across;
Hard as stone,
My pie alone;
For more words were at a complete loss.

When my poems by other poets do read,
Sweat on my forehead did start to bede;
My poems do adore;
Much more in store;
Actually would like me to be in the lead.

When poems  were selected  and disected,
What we suspected  after being inspected;
We were up tight;
Put in  grave site;
Not respected and needed to be corrected.

Poets had always seemed so benovolent;
And from God in heaven  they were sent;
Poems  neared;
Then appeared;
Read many of them much time have spent.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet