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Limerick Poems About Grandfather | Grandfather Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, girl, grandfather,

Grandpa's Playground

At one-hundred grandpa dreams of a fling
Scoring the streets for a saucy young thing
   He's mastered a line
   That works every time
'Come to my playground, and learn how to swing!'

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Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: grandfather, humorous,

Limerick: Once a Lonely Grand-Dad in a Log-Jam

Limerick : Once a Lonely Grand-Dad in a Log-Jam

Once a Lonely Grand-Dad in a Log-Jam
Paid an urgent visit to a Grande-Dame*
She lifted the stuck log
During Pea-Souper smog
Damn ! Got carried down Grand-Dad Rapids – Wham !

* Dame : pronounced as in French
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: grandfather, grandson,

Now That's Old

"I'm Sixty Five he told his grandson,"
"That's why it's so hard for me to run!"
The boy could not hide
What he felt inside
He asked, "Grandpa, did you start at one?"

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: confusion, funny, grandfather,

Grandpa Say What

Grandpa said, "I bought a hearing aid of late"
"Though It was expensive, it really works great!"
His grandson said, "I see,"
"And what kind might it be?"
Grandpa then replied, "It's ten minutes till eight!"

Poem Details | by Russell Sivey |
Categories: sound,

In Need of a Hearing Aid

My grandfather can’t really hear
He should have an aid in his ear
No sound that is found
Can he listen profound
And see that the noise can appear

Russell Sivey

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: anxiety, grandfather, life,

Live Hard Die Young

Live hard and die young has gone awry
I lived hard but not enough to die
Aches and sprains
Arthritis pain
Live hard and die hard seems to apply!

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: grandfather, grandmother, word play,

Elderly Team Work

Pa could not bend over to the stove like he should
The wood is too heavy for Ma is understood 
To ease this plight
And make it right
Mama bent over after Papa got wood!

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: analogy, humor,

Grandfather Clock

A grandfather clock sure is grand
Chime the time, on an antique stand  
But if late you get 
There's one sure bet
That old clock won't give you a hand!

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: anger, grandfather, rain, youth,


Grandpa's miniature toy boat
I borrowed the vintage to float
Down the slope full of rain
Oops gone down a storm drain
Lucky Gramps didn't go for my throat

Submitted on March 3, 2019, for contest DOWN A STORM DRAIN GONE FOREVER sponsored by EVE ROPER 

Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: animal, dog, grandfather, grandparents,

Saving Abe

Written on 7/27/2021
By Gail R DeBole
Updated on 8/17/2021

My granddad’s five-dollar bill in hand
Was blown by a breeze through farmland.
 Our dog, King, “saved the Abe”
Fetched the bill straight away
To return it to my grandad’s hand.

(True Story that happened in the 1960s)