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Limerick Poems About Goodbye | Goodbye Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

There Once Was a Pig

There once was a pig who would try,
To jump off the ground and to fly,
The result was the same,
'Til he bought a plane,
And left his friends waving goodbye!

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Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: humor,

Dracula

Dracula was in a fix
Blood and sweets just do not mix
The dentist had no doubt
The fangs had to come out
Goodbye to vampire’s tricks.


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Author: Paul Callus ~ 13th April 2014
Contest: Be Bram Stoker for a day
Sponsor: Darren Watson
Placing: Honorable Mention


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: goodbye, humor,

A Man And His Chair

His favorite chair had a broken spring
He was quite fond of the ugly old thing
But his brand new beau
Said ” this thing must go!"
And that was the end of their short lived fling



Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,

The East End, Ends

It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser The East Ends gangster appraiser So loyal to the Kray's To his very last day One the Sixties ultimate erasures .


Poem Details | by Diane Lefebvre |
Categories: farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,

Tick Tac Mac

There was a young man we'll call Mac, who loved to suck on a tic tac. But one choked him today. What a price he did pay and he'll never, ever be back.


Poem Details | by jeffry cohan |
Categories: angst, health,

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there once was a beach in beleze
upon which a girl begged me "please"
so i put my hand
where nature had planned
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Poem Details | by Thabang Ngoma |
Categories: future, science fiction,

Evolution of the machine

How long will you manipulate the hand
Before it starts to control its own mind
Into a fist, a tool, a sad wave goodbye
To begin to see with the freethinking eye
Machines giving a handshake to their world


Poem Details | by Eboni Croney |
Categories: boyfriend, break up, conflict, cry, first love, goodbye, teenage,

A Heart Misleaded

Met a guy who seemed perfect to me
For a period in time my heart could not see
He talked although his true feelings were not told
Every word of his turned into one that was cold
My heart could not take it so I set him free


Poem Details | by Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories: funny,

I Knew A Man

I knew a man from Kent, so did I Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try One day while in Dover He tripped and fell over And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye


Poem Details | by James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories: science

Wave Goodbye

An electron, so perfectly round
it could spin without wobble or sound,
was measured carefully
at  fixed velocity,
but its position couldn’t be found.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: goodbye, leaving, love, marriage, relationship, romance, wedding,

Ciao Time

I wanted to tell you goodbye
But knew you would want to know why
When all said and done
You were lots of fun
But I'll wed when elephants fly!


Poem Details | by Thane Kerric |
Categories: abuse, addiction, loss, today, drug,

what has happened to our shows

   Alcohol, drugs, and lies
   some of them die
   slaves to the stage
   fans filled with rage
   our favorites just say goodbye


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

Wait Till Next Year



Wait till next year is a common baseball cry Disappointment abounds, as the fans say goodbye Not every year's a winner This one was even grimmer Maybe next year we won't need another alibi


Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: nonsense, political,

goodbye Fidel

You had a helluva ride
a bit on the stubborn side
‘course over here
our worst fear
is to surrender pride


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny, people

Look at me, no honestly - Look At Me

There once was a person I knew Whose ego just grew and grew It came to the stage That I just turned to the next page Goodbye, your just so full of poo http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspiration,

Inspired Each Day



Inspired each day I'm alive on this sphere Try to be the best I can be, always sincere Live by the code A true loving mode Say goodbye to prejudice, eliminate fear


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Bonzai



Does the word scrotum bring a tear to your eye As a boy were you ever hit there, said goodbye Gave away your Pokemon cards Ran out on the boulevard Then a filly grabbed it, changed your mind on the fly


Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: friend, funny,

Andy's Limerick

My buddy Andy is a real cool guy
He takes his paraglider out to fly
With photos he's a wiz
Andyland's his biz
To meat without scales he's said goodbye!


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: care, cheer up, childhood, goodbye, mother, mum, my child,

Mama dont go

Her byes on happiness deracinate
feelings of protection evaporate
emotions, woeful
lack of hope, scornful
deep mourn for love to rehabilitate


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Still Got Grass To Mow



Things that used to be easy as pie Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie Am I nearing the end Flowers you should send But still got limericks to write before my goodbye


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: goodbye,

A Nice Touch



Hope I go in my sleep when my time's up Don't want pain and suffering, a scaredy old pup Just wish me adieu No fanfare or big shew With a sexy girl thing, that'd be a nice touch


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: stress,

Totally Bizarre



Have you ever actually thought of travelling to Mars REALLY? Say goodbye forever..TOTALLY BIZARRE Gotta be totally fed up No hope, an empty cup So sad though what a fantastic adventure amongst the stars


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: creation,

Still Got Grass To Mow



Things that used to be easy as pie Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie Am I nearing the end Flowers you should send But still got some limericks before saying goodbye


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Hillary Here To Visit

An Exquisite Visit

Hillary was here  when she did visit;
Had been exceptional and exquisite;
Trump perverted,
And he  diverted;
Sure sad goodbye she would kiss it.

Jim Horn