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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: girlfriend-boyfriend

Rock Paper Scissors

Rock Girl

You are scissors, and all you can do is to cut all those paper hearts through. But I’ve hardened my heart and before you can start to destroy me, I’m going to SMASH you!
(Gosh, PD, they won't even permit the ~sign in the title!)

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Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fun, humor,

Ninja Girl

   On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
   Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
   She has a pretty face
   And sips her tea with grace
   Be not taken in – she’s no fragile pearl.


   Sent with hugs by Lulu` Pascal

Poem Details | by niketa mckenzie |
Categories: funny, lost love, love,

One Night Stand

Their once was a girl in love
She knew he was sent from above
They danced, they sing they did everthing
But then he deflated in the tub

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

What A Name

A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't  be known as, Sue Ridge.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -and Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!

Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: funny,



This girl  Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl

Her language almost sounds like espanol

Adding chocolate chunks to her munch

Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch 

The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!

hahha kidding!

dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO

Poem Details | by Leslie Albright |
Categories: fun,

Little Miss Fancy Font

A sweet little girl named Alex.
Always put words in italics.
Plain print wouldn't do.
So when she was through.
They were known as Alex Italics.

Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funny

Her Prescription

with one foot short I was hamper’d
believin' my life was 'ncumber’d
when quite by surprise
'peared a girl with cross-eyes
and proclaim’d I was doctor order’d!

© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

Well I declare

There was a young blonde from Stroud
Whose hair made her stand out in a crowd
Til my nail caught in a curl
I declare this ain't no girl
her trousers were standing out proud

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: friendship, sad


There’s a peach of a girl named P.D.
Who is a friend of both you and me
She’s gone away
I already miss her today
Her kind words and Queen Slam poetry

*If you find another sad limerick let me know*

Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: girlfriend,

Miss Wrong with plenty of Baggage

I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...

for the Baggage contest

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: dance, green, humorous,

Misguided Sean

There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.

(Colleen - an Irish girl)

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: daffodils,

Hairy Armpits

The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair Crossed eyes to boot Big bum, whatta hoot A divine creature with flaws here and there

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: inspirational,

Jan U Wary

The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bird,

Flipping the bird

The Cattle Egret is a bird
That chooses to follow the herd
Because it can't find
A girl who is kind
Or a man as good as his word

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, girl, grandfather,

Grandpa's Playground

At one-hundred grandpa dreams of a fling
Scoring the streets for a saucy young thing
   He's mastered a line
   That works every time
'Come to my playground, and learn how to swing!'

Poem Details | by MC MC |
Categories: funny,

There Once was a Girl Named Lilly

There once was a girl named Lilly
who often liked to be silly
she put a spoon upon her nose
then she wrote a bit o' prose
and called it mexican chilly !

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it

Just not clean enough for contests---lol

Poem Details | by Mohamed Omar |
Categories: funny,

Tie the knot Limerick

There was a girl, of I thought 
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
  Thinking of happy marriage 
  To propose I summed up all my courage 
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: ireland,

ping pong - not for contest

Was a young girl from Dublin Decidly fat not thin Her butt played ping pong when she wore a thong watching a three rosary sin

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.

For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: football, fun, games, silly, soccer, sports, woman,


A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!

Poem Details | by Heather Ober |
Categories: humorous,

Quite a Worry

There once was a girl named Miss Curry
Whose brows always caused quite a worry.
She went to the spa
To have them waxed raw  
And now they're not nearly so furry.

Entered in Andrea's "Show Me the Funny" contest

Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: boy, desire, growing up,

Confessions of a Teenage Boy 2

The hot girl next door at her window stands
and through it I gaze her soft buxom glands.
  When the moment I seize
  it's at times such as these
I'm so glad I'm not Edward Scissorhands!

             January 2016


Poem Details | by Huberta van Akkeren |
Categories: life,

A simple truth

There once was a girl from a grotto
Who lived with a very short motto
Live and let live
Be happy to give
Life’s joy is not winning the lotto

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