Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
fun, humor,
Ninja Girl
On the Isle of Man lives a Ninja girl
Daring in her act, makes your toesies curl
She has a pretty face
And sips her tea with grace
Be not taken in – she’s no fragile pearl.
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Sent with hugs by Lulu` Pascal
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
girlfriend-boyfriend
Rock Paper Scissors
Rock Girl
You are scissors, and all you can do
is to cut all those paper hearts through.
But I’ve hardened my heart
and before you can start
to destroy me, I’m going to SMASH you!
(Gosh, PD, they won't even permit the ~sign in the title!)
Written by
Niketa Mckenzie
Categories:
funny, lost love, love,
One Night Stand
Their once was a girl in love
She knew he was sent from above
They danced, they sing they did everthing
But then he deflated in the tub
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
To the Birthday Girl -And Guys
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
funny,
Real Cereal -Trix
**REAL CEREAL TRIX**
This girl Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl
Her language almost sounds like espanol
Adding chocolate chunks to her munch
Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch
The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!
hahha kidding!
dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
What a Name
A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't be known as, Sue Ridge.
Written by
Robert Johnson
Categories:
fun,
Little Miss Fancy Font
A sweet little girl named Alex.
Always put words in italics.
Plain print wouldn't do.
So when she was through.
They were known as Alex Italics.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
friendship, sad
P.D. Bye
There’s a peach of a girl named P.D.
Who is a friend of both you and me
She’s gone away
I already miss her today
Her kind words and Queen Slam poetry
*If you find another sad limerick let me know*
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Marmite Is King
Deb an Aussie girl swears by vegemite
Now personally I don't think she's right
She's got in her head
It's the only spread
But for me nothing on earth beats MARMITE
Written 3rd January 2022
Dedicated to Deb.
Written by
James Marshall Goff
Categories:
funny
Her Prescription
with one foot short I was hamper’d
believin' my life was 'ncumber’d
when quite by surprise
'peared a girl with cross-eyes
and proclaim’d I was doctor order’d!
01/18/11
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
funny,
Well I Declare
There was a young blonde from Stroud
Whose hair made her stand out in a crowd
Til my nail caught in a curl
I declare this ain't no girl
her trousers were standing out proud
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
girlfriend,
Miss Wrong With Plenty of Baggage
I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...
for the Baggage contest
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
dance, green, humorous,
Misguided Sean
There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.
9/18/18
(Colleen - an Irish girl)
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
inspirational,
Jan U Wary
The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
daffodils,
Hairy Armpits
The girl of my dreams has long flowing hair
Straight from her armpits hanging down with flair
Crossed eyes to boot
Big bum, whatta hoot
A divine creature with flaws here and there
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
confusion, friend, horse,
A Filly, Bovine
I knew a filly, thought she was bovine
Whenever she talked, out came this line
‘I am man’s best friend’
This girl would deadpan
'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, girl, grandfather,
Grandpa's Playground
At one-hundred grandpa dreams of a fling
Scoring the streets for a saucy young thing
He's mastered a line
That works every time
'Come to my playground, and learn how to swing!'
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
growing up, woman,
The Fastest Girl in Town
Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
Jane went dancing one night
Drank way too much, got tight
Woke up next morn ~ a woman of renown
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
freedom,
Innocent Courage
She rises, my little girl, a small crown
Of blooms, purple jumper, and white blouseDown
Town, she holds a yellow, blue
Flag on broom stick and walks through
Stepping on toy tanks she found all around.
3/5/2022
Written by
Denis Bruce
Categories:
birth,
MOTHER'S CONFESSION
I was a young girl from New York
And I plugged my hole with a cork
A young boy plied me with beer
The cork it did pop
My knickers did drop
And that is why you are here
(Thanks to my fondness for pork)
Written by
Mc Mc
Categories:
funny,
There Once Was a Girl Named Lilly
There once was a girl named Lilly
who often liked to be silly
she put a spoon upon her nose
then she wrote a bit o' prose
and called it mexican chilly !
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,
Girl From Nantucket
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it
Just not clean enough for contests---lol
Written by
Mohamed Omar
Categories:
funny,
Tie the Knot Limerick
There was a girl, of I thought
I loved her so much, a ring I bought
Thinking of happy marriage
To propose I summed up all my courage
Unfortunately, she wasn’t ready to tie the knot.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Girl Fom Nantucket
There once was a young girl from Nantucket
Who's charms overflowed by the bucket
If you ever saw her nude
You'd try not to be rude
But you'd try to cover up your large nugget
You were expecting something else perhaps!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
football, fun, games, silly, soccer, sports, woman,
Soccer
A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!