Limerick Poems About Funny | Funny Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Isaiah Zerbst |
Categories: funny, humor, irony, pain,

Jogger and Logger

For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"

There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was a bat
And the first had a lump on his noggin


* Woggers are those who get all dressed for jogging, but only go at walking speed, while vigorously pumping their arms to delude themselves that they are jogging.


Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: animal, fun,

Funny Squirrels


Funny Squirrels!


My yard harbors lots of big trees
And in them live squirrels with ease
In comfy twig nests
They do what is best
To live and survive as they please.

I feed them some nuts every day
And watch how they run 'round and play
They know me so well
And come 'ring my bell'
By tapping on window this way:

They come to the back kitchen door
Jump up on the rail from porch floor
On wide window sill
They sit very still
With paws against glass beg for more.

I push up the window with glee
They know I'm their friend, for you see
My hand holds their prize
They watch with bright eyes
And take nut away tenderly.

Now one day I thought I would try
To give something new, and so I
Supplied day old bread
With smooth peanut spread
They loved it so much, with a sigh,

I made little sandwiches soon
On bread placed nut butter with spoon
New great treat for them
But so surprised when
I saw chunks of bread below strewn!

They learned how to get at their prize
Nut butter between, and so wise,
With paws, they would pry
The bread part would fly
Enjoyed just the spread—I surmised,

Like kids open cookies to get
The cream that's inside and not fret
To throw rest away
Enjoy them that way—
The squirrels saw their need was met!

Too funny, these squirrels taught me
They're smarter than I thought they'd be
They do things their way
With we humans play
Together we live happily!


Sandra MHaight

~2nd Place~
Contest: Screwed XIV
Sponsor: Rob Carmack
Judged: 07/15/2016

~NA~
Contest: Funny Kids Poem Contest
Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup
Judged: 05/21/2016


Poem Details | by Silent One |
Categories: pets,

It Was One Of Those Mornings

One cold morning our rabbits ran away they thought it was a funny game to play for hours we called their name free they wished to remain my little daughter Sara cried all day Woke up the next day after a cold night thought the bunnies must have had a sad plight heard Sara laugh and scream thought it must be a dream hunger brought them back, to our delight! 13 March 2016 It Was One Of Those Mornings - Poetry Contest by Sara Kendrick


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, funny, people, pets,

OLD MELON

There once was a hunter named Frawley
Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh.
His dog, funny but true,
Would only hunt honeydew.
The dog was a true melon collie                                              


Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: friend, fun, humor,

Cheers and Beers for Jan

Cheers and Beer for Jan


Anyone knows if Jan drinks beer
Maybe we all should sing her cheer
She is funny and hip
Lets give her a big tip
She is our dazzling queen so dear


Written: 03/05/16
Theresa


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, poetry,

NA IN CONTEST - NEW LIMERICK COLLABORATION

My penchant for writing was showing The comments I received were ‘glowing’ But at the end of the day I get another N/A My success in contests is slowing! WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ON 1st September 2016 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PUT YOUR CONTRIBUTION IN A COMMENT OR SOUP MAIL IT TO ME Winners winners everywhere but not a one for me Sadness is a heavy burden over my N/A poetry I'll blame all my losses on the judging albatrosses I think I'll toss them all into the depths of the sea WRITTEN BY LIN LANE The contest was posted as judged To open that link, my mouse trudged My write was not there! I knew, with despair, To NA trash bin it was nudged! WRITTEN BY SANDRA HAIGHT Never say never again for time will soon erase that pain Dry your tears ,don't be sad, who is to say what's good or bad Someone else might love your refrain WRITTEN BY BRIAN STRAND I checked the list not once but twice It wasn't there to my suffice I sulk my head Then cry in bed That mean old judge she isn't nice WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Wrote one that was such fun to read To a contest I posted full speed People thought it a hoot . It was given the boot Tell me what must I do to succeed! WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS I entered a new contest today I didn't make the list, got N/A That has to be so wrong My praise was a mile long The judge was out of it on that day WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y There are contests you'll never win You'll lose before you even begin So don't waste your time With your best rhymes You'll just be tossed in the N/A bin! WRITTEN BY JOSEPH MAY My words meant so much when first written So glowing the praise they were get 'in From the published results I endured such insults That my dream of a Pulitzer lay smitten WRITTEN BY CHARLIE SMITH I once wrote a poem that fit All the contest descriptionsAnd it Was praised with much grace I was hopeful to place, But completely forgot to submit! WRITTEN BY AGNES KRAMPE I put my N/As in a row Was like a long queue to a show! Some resigned shrugging, Bit of sighing ‘n frowning, But such fun, so here again I go! WRITTEN BY SAN WOO For new contests, these poems I write, The others feel my writing is bright, But when the results come out, My name is Nowhere About, For the judge has found it Not Alright. WRITTEN BY JO DANIEL My inspiration for words are on track I pat myself on the back What the hack, I cracked Another N/A I’ve racked No more entries for this maniac WRITTEN BY EVE ROPER As a poet wannabe, and new to this space enthusiastic by a 1-3 place, and grace, I feel bad for the true poets here, My apologies but kiss my rear, This is tongue and cheek, I’m here for the race! Never knew what N/A did mean, As I’m pretty new to the scene, I'm back to support Jan, Now folks that’s a TRUE fan Better limericks I haven’t seen WRITTEN BY MARK PAUL VAN DER MERWE A funny poem I had written Fit I thought for a competition I'd celebrate with bacon - The sponsor was mistaken! A N/A has made me stay hidden WRITTEN BY TEDDY KIMATHI


Poem Details | by Erich Goller |
Categories: funny,

for The Pun Of It

For The Pun Of It (Limerick Suite) There's the absent minded professor He was a known fancy cross dresser Male or female who knew He walked funny too Leaving everyone a guesser ~~~~~~~ Franky wiener loves to eat hot dogs It makes him jump high like big green frogs The onions and relish Make his stomach hellish Ate to many, now feels like the hogs ~~~~~~~ I'm leaving you all my possession First I have to make a confession But you must promise me Pay all my bills you see If nothing is left blame recession ~~~~~~~ Sherlock Holmes said I've seen that before Doctor Watson try to find out more Do you know what I mean? But you must not be seen Until we get to the final core ~~~~~~~ Erich J.Goller Copyright 3.1.2011


Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories: cat, tree,

I Once Had a Gray Cat That Could Clog

I once had a gray cat that could clog
and was better than any old dog.
His feet work was fast
but stardom didn’t last
when he fell for this stunning tree frog.

My gray cat and tree frog was to wed
on night he was to dance for our bread.
He got very sick
when frog he did lick
was quiet toxic, now gray cat is dead.

When gray cat finally reached cloud nine
told gate keeper he was feeling fine.
Though he looked quite green
he captured the scene
when he clogged to the front of the line.

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl SMuzzey

Nineth Place Winner ~ "Any Funny Poem” Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Destroyer Poet
Aug14, 2011


Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: funny,

February Funny Bone


February Funny Bone

I know a young lady so fine
Her good looks almost made me blind
I bought some dark shades
To cut down the glaze
And now that young lady is mine


Curtis Moorman
5 February 2012

For Linda-Maries contest


Poem Details | by Carol Eastman |
Categories: fantasy, fun, funny, humor,

Spring Limerick Time

The Roses are Red The Violets are Blue The sunshine has got in me And the Devil has, too. The Sunshine’s hit Dragon Oh what will we do? He poo’d on my Roses Oh I know what I’ll Do! So I Gave him a bath Most wonderous thing! He’ll be stuck in the tub… Come Hell or next Spring! I know, I know But The Devil won’t let go! So I’ll Run to McDonald’s For them lucky guys These to bestow! There once was a guy named Elliot Who’s funny bone hasn’t broken yet-iot But never fear… Grandpa Troll is here Laughing and rolling on the floor like an id-iot I know… I know… Don’t cry… at it! Dragon’s the one who wrote-iot Hey Dragon… I was THE ONE who started writing it… I say! Well Yes… it WAS funnier that way Well, OK! YOU WIN… I said with a grin… Your such a silly Dragon-iot… I said with shagrin Think he’ll get that one… in the end? Well, Maybe just incase, I’d better start running… I say My friends… won’t tell Dragon so it’ll be OK Well…Maybe?… Naw… No Way! And No…Dragon! I Did NOT get Carried AWAY! Naw… No Way!


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals,

The Mouse is a Rat - Show Me the Funny II

The mouse in our house is a rat,
I'm now quite certain of that.
It's not little and cute,
It's long and uncouth.
Can't wait til I hear it go splat!

11/16/12
(An apology to all animal loversI really do not
want to kill itI love animals tooI just want the
germy rodent out of my house, and I want him to 
stay gone!)
For Andrea's "Show Me the Funny Part II" contest


Poem Details | by Sneha RV The Literature Lover |
Categories: happiness, humor, humorous,

Laughter and Happiness

(Laughter and Happiness, and the negative effects of its overuse!!)

Laughter and Happiness, men used to say,
Is medicine you should have everyday -
So they laughed and laughed and laughed,
Till their funny bones were halved -
And out of THAT they couldn't find a way...

:D :D
For Catie's L&H Contest


Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: humorous, irony, jobs,

Daydreaming at the Pizzeria

She said it so matter-o-factly,
that girl, Morgan Kay Ackley.
"One day it will be so
I'll be rolling in the dough!"
But being a pizza maker what do you mean exactly?



NOTE: This was another funny story at workNot exactly my joke, but I turned into a limerick for laughter's sakeA girl was telling me about how she's be famous one day..how she'll be "rolling in the dough"..and I was like, "aren't you doing that already?"..Ooohh good times they were..good times.


Poem Details | by Brigitte Pace |
Categories: adventure, children, dog, for

A beach within my reach

I am a basset hound and I love to play
I can run and jump all day
I really love magic and tricks
I also love chocolate bics
Yummy! They are so good 
I would eat a packet a day if I could
My name is Lady and here is a story all about me
I'm a funny looking dog you see:


Lady was home alone
All she had was her green plastic bone
Her owners had gone out for the day
And Lady really wanted   to play
Miserable, she lay on the ground with her long floppy ears
With watery eyes, it seemed as though she was about to burst into tears
Suddenly she perked up when she heard a squeaking sound coming from the house
Lady became excited, she hoped it was a mouse
She barked out loud and ran towards the sound
Lady was such a clever basset hound
With her long nose, she sniffed out the little mouse in his hiding place
The whole morning turned into a playful ‘dog and mouse’ chase!
The mouse was too fast for her and escaped through a small crack in the wall
He was terrified of this funny looking dog who stood two feet tall
Exhausted, Lady flopped down in her basket to rest
She had tried her very, very best
She closed her eyes and had a long nap
And dreamt that she managed to squeeze through the scary dog flap
When Lady woke up, her throat felt dry
She needed a gallon of water to drink and she alone knew why!
The sun was shining and it was hot
She found her bowl and gulped down the lot
Lady looked at the new dog flap
She lifted up one of her paws and gave it a sharp tap
She took a chance and pushed herself through the gap
Relief flooded through her, she had made it out of the flap
Out in the sun
It was time for more fun
Lady headed to the beach
It wasn’t far, within her reach
Calm blue sea with the tiniest of waves
Grottos and amazing caves
Lady’s paw marks were all over the sand
She loved to play by the sea and on land
Cool air blew around her as she splashed around in the sea
What a great feeling it was to be free!
The aroma of food was all around
She was always hungry, this hilarious hound
An ice-cream van was parked nearby
Lady drooled and just stood by
A young couple spotted the little dog sitting down on her own
Her sad brown eyes caught their attention, they each bought her a cone
Lady wished that she could shout
She clenched both cones in her mouth
She licked off the chocolate ice-cream and wolfed down the rest


Poem Details | by Rhonda Johnson-Saunders |
Categories: funny, wedding, february,

February Funny Bone


In the month of February 'twas fate
We chose our special wedding date
        A love, I cannot explain
        Couldn’t wait to take his name
So why do I still hyphenate?       


By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders, January 30, 2012
for Linda-Marie's February Funny Bone contest

First place finish


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

Trouble In Nonsense Alley


Our two funny limmerists are at it again Clucking about like two mother hens Jack's chemise is just wrong Can't look at John's thong Hey ya two cowpokes, when's this all going to end


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

The Geico Gecko

Geico's Gecko is a strange little dude

   Talking funny and strolling in the nude

      But be that as it may

         I'm sure he earns his pay

            At selling insurance he's mighty shrewd

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny, pets,

Funny Kid's Chihuahua Limerick

There once was a Chihuahua named Hairy Wispy as air, white his hair, and scary Like a ghost he'd appear Quiet, soft as cashmere Sometimes it seems he's dropped from the aerie
aerie( aer-y or ey-rie) 1 a lofty nest of any bird...2 a house, fortress, or the likelocated high on a hill or mountain Inspired by: Team Poetry Soup Contest: Funny Kid's Poem Contest Written: October 09, 2015


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

February Funny Bone

The Leap Day Groom Cheap Fred, wishing seldom to pay to celebrate his wedding day, then chose February twenty-ninth to marry. Few anniversaries that way! Written by Andrea Dietrich for The February Funny bone Limerick Contest of Linda-Marie The Sweetheart of P.S. Also For the "Any Poem You Posted This Week Poetry Contest of : Destroyer ~ Poet


Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Atticus

There’s no one as funny as Atticus
To go fishing he wrote out a syllabus
He outlined his day
Made a magnificent play
Yet caught with his squid more octopus

©  Sep 27 2010      Charles Henderson
Placed 7th in Carolyn Devenshire's "Sea Tale Limerick" contest


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, childhood, education, fantasy,

February Funny Bone

                                 Once came along a groundhog named Phil
                                 Looked for shadow in winters chill
                                         Even top hat and coat
                                         Didn't stop whining's gloat
                                Stuck six more weeks paying heating bill                                 
                                  






Written by 
Katherine Stella 2/4/12
Entry For
Linda Marie's
February Funny Bone Contest
G.LALL


Poem Details | by Mike Roberts |
Categories: history, poetry,

Limericks for the Bard

When an old fashioned poet named Will
wrote a sonnet he chose words to thrill,
in a metrical time
with a word perfect rhyme
fourteen lines gently flowed from his quill.

This William he also wrote plays
that reflected the life in those days,
from Scotland McBeth
then to Denmark for death,
that Prince Hamlet he had funny ways.

With Anne Hathaway he'd often spoon
an experience he used very soon,
to pen a romance
put Juliet in a trance,
the very first print, Mills and Boon.


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: food, funny,

Pear Shaped

This darn belly fat came out of nowhere I swear that yesterday it wasn't there I'm so freaking mad Need a doughnut bad Can't stand that I look like a fricken pear...
Show Me The Funny contest...


Poem Details | by Kim Robin Edwards |
Categories: how i feel, society,

The Chatterbox

An extremely talkative person, he was.
He was! He was! He was! 
He talked about this, and he talked about that.
He talked about anything he could thunk of..
Even that funny old hat.
Garrulous and fat, he was.
He talked about this, and he talked about that.
While riding on his bicycle home.
He found a baby cat.
A kitten it was, so pretty and nice.
Now, it was time to roll the dice.
He talked about this, and he talked about that.
He talked about anything he could think of..
Even that funny ten foot wall.
Now, he had time to make a call.
From the telephone, he made his call.
He talked so much, it made him fall.
Now, a doctor it was, he needed to call..
Because he talked about this, and he talked about that..
An extremely talkative person, he was..
He was! He was! He was! 

Chatterbox-Poem-By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2005,2014..
ALL rights reserved..


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Nonsense Alley



Have you ever been down to “Nonsense Alley” It's an excellent place to dilly and dally You'll meet a fine fellow A funny caballero He certainly is clever with his witty verb-ality © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny,

Moonstuck

We've conquered the "Moon", says my source!

Young folks, will soon go there, in force!

        What I'd like to know,

         is when Honeymooners go,

will they call "what they do", Outercourse?


Contest: Show me the funny - Part 2


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

Limerick

Wanted to pen a Limerick
Needed a comedian sidekick
Nothing funny to wit
A pun to make sides split
Some ole' fashion humor dipstick  


Inspiration: Black Eyed Susan' contest not an entry


Poem Details | by Linda-Marie SweetHeart |
Categories: funny,

Coffee House

"Coffee House" a savory swig energizes bones one swallow electrifies tasting cones an instant caffeine rush causes blah cheeks to pink blush pure Pepsi creates haunting moans. a tingling sensation provides power charging battery for 24 hours but "diet" won't do the "hard stuff's" my brew Pepsi fragrance as potent as flowers. one day when Life's journey is done and "the other side's" calling for fun no Coke, Dew, or "7" as I step into Heaven hoping Pepsi is their "Number One".
*For Craig's Funny Poem Contest


Poem Details | by Shirley Candy |
Categories: humorous, irony,

Deadly Shoe

There was a charming prince searching for a bride
He wants Cinderella to be his future wife
She rushed home before midnight and the prince goes for a tag
But he stumbled on her shoe and the stairs broke his head
And poor Cinderella must clean the chimney for life




For "Show me the Funny contest" 
by Andrea Dietrich


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny, people

Accepting the Bulge

She went to the beach with a blanket.
Fat all around; she would not tuck-it.
String bikini and sand
Covered less than her hand.
Her husband hid his head in a bucket.

Reposted for Poetry Soup Member Contest: ANY FUNNY POEM 	
Sponsored by: ¥ Destroyer ¥ Poet

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
May 22, 2010


Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: happiness, introspection, life, nostalgia,

New Years Resolution

Resolutions fruitful tricks on mind,
Some reality, some so unkind,
They are just promises.
Other compromises,
They often suspend and rob one blind.

Though we keep on making them each year,
Sometimes bringing smiles or single tear,
No, matter what they are.
Ordinary or bizarre,
We take new steps, staying all old fear.

My resolution, be more funny.
Stir my funny bone for my honey.
To bring her more laughter,
Sharing smiles thereafter,
We need, joy, happiness, not money.


Written for

Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire 
Contest Name New Year's Resolutions 


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: funny, holiday, valentines day,

Cupid

On Valentine's Day Cupid rules,
A bow and arrow his trusty tools.
He shoots an arrow at a he,
Then takes aim at a she,
And they both become lovesick fools.

2/4/12
Kim Merryman for Linda-Marie's February Funny Bone contest.


Poem Details | by Akash Yadav |
Categories: funny, imagination,

Limerick I

There was once a funny old-man,
Who wore for a hat, a flimsy pan,
Every Christmas he'd turn blue--
Out of cold, cough and flu--
And eat his beans from a can!




*My first attempt at a Limerick*


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, nonsense,

BACCHU THE BICHHU

                                            BACCHU THE BICHHU

                               Bacchu the bichhu stole Lachha’s kachha
                                    Lachha rapid fired O accha accha
                                           He sent a grizzly bear
                                         Who turned him on its ear
                             Sold Bacchu to De Beers for a salmon baccha


meanings:
Bacchu = a pet name of a kid in Bengali
bichhu= a kid who has penchant for mischief ( compare DENNIS THE MENACE)Beng.
Lachha= a funny character in "Comedy Night with Kapil" show in channel "Colors"
Kachha= underpants for male
Baccha= baby







© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
16 October 2014  15:42:23 IST


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Bob Marley's Wailer

Can I borrow your funny bone for a while
Hopefully I can wiggle it and give you a chuckle or smile
To tell you about a sailor
They called Bob Marley’s Wailer	
From the piles you could hear his voice for a mile


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a cute Little Lark laughed for a lark

Limerick : Once a cute Little Lark laughed for a lark

Once a cute Little Lark laughed for a lark
And woke up the Bush Watchman in the dark
Man barked : « What’s so funny ? »
Lark chirped : « Look at Bunny ! »
Bush felt snails oozing up Bunny’s bark.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Mohamed Omar |
Categories: funny,

President Fanny Limerick

He was weird funny 
He proclaimed to be president of many 
People laughed at him 
Saying it was just a whim
He lost his mind, now he is called president fanny 


Poem Details | by Dom- X- |
Categories: adventure,

My Favorite Devonshire

~~Backstage Disaster~~ 

Learned lots of things in theater workshop class
I was surprised when I learned I had passed
     Just one tool I'd not mastered
     The great Nail Gun Disaster
I had nailed the director in the _ss


______________________________

I only come to read a few poems, once a monthAfter reading Carolyn’s funny limerick, she encouraged the limerick I entered In Pd’s contest.
Two of the greatest women I follow throughout the soup site.
All her poems are full of inspiration :D









Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous, nonsense,

ESSENCE OF LIMERICK



                                           ESSENCE OF LIMERICK


                      Funny spicy squashy swishy kitty kitten beauty bold
                       Susie Moosie silky milky fickle trickle stories told
                                      Spoony Fanny frost of fire
                                  Croony Lanny ghosts of a spire
           Cream a dream a seam a skim the creepy choppy rolls are rolled


© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
12/04/2014


Poem Details | by Harpreet Kaur |
Categories: humorous,

Limerick In Focus

All other than serious verse, bogus;
He doesn’t believe in any hocus- pocus.
Ideals! He’d never drop;
But see the funny flip- flop,
Finally, limerick is his focus.


Poem Details | by Jason Talbott |
Categories: funny

Lorum Ipsum

Something funny on the way to the forum,
I found a page that said "ipsum lorum".
What does it mean?
Is it something obscene?
Is it meaningful or only decorum?

Followed by the words "dolor sit amet"
My heart raced and I broke into a sweat.
My eyes started to strain;
Was I going insane?
Ha! Trick question, don't answer that yet.

"Consectetur adipisicing elit",
Now I was ready to pitch a big fit.
Confused and perplexed,
I scanned the rest of the text.
It was as easy to read as sanskrit.

I seriously considered going for unction,
'Til I remembered the famous search function.
Google quickly displays,
"Lorum Ipsum's a phrase
Commonly found on pages under construction!"


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: romance,

February's Funny Bone

There once was a joker called Cupid; 
The matches he made often stupid,
But he fired from his bow
At the folks down below -
His tricks got him oft prosecuted.

Jack Horne for Linda-Marie’s February Funny Bone contest


Poem Details | by NEILL MOCKETT |
Categories: funnymoon,

A Bad Moon

Once again the moon is full 
The hoot of an owl I hear
Beware tonight
I may you bite
As a wolf I must appear

Once again the moon is full 
A hunger begins to gnaw
Something to go
Is far too slow
Faster will be if it's raw

Once again the moon is full 
A victim I quickly find
Fearful is not
Giggles a lot
Others are also unkind

Once again the moon is full 
Beneath it I stand alone
Something is wrong
My ears are long
A fluffy tail I have grown

Once again the moon is full 
In a mirror now I stare
How can it be?
No wolf I see
Only an big funny hare

Once again the moon is full 
In shadows I hide away
For dawn I wait
Accept my fate
I’m having a bad hare day


Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: humor,

THE QUATRAIN KING

THE QUATRAIN KING

There is a fine fellow we call the Quatrain King
He writes funny stuff plus the odd serious thing
Now he's penning a few limericks
But engages in saucy antics
And we're all tsk-ing about the King's naughty fling


© ELR 2013


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: destiny, leadership, patriotic, rights,

Limericks crochetes: Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump


Limericks crochetés: Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump

Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump
Made father’s money jump during slump
Dreamed of ruling this earth
Joined campaign (in) stand-up mirth
Made people laugh without using trump.

He played to the gallery hirsute
Soon his jokes turned sauerkraut through soot
Before long they cried : Heil !
Jackboots clicked, people wail
In goose-step, give : Sieg ! Heil ! salute.

Moral : « Listen not to funny man Dump !
Migrants all know how to scale wall jump.
Ten million there love US
Minus some (who) think like louse !
Live not solipsistic world on rump ! »

© TWignesan – Paris,  2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

The Country Of Texas



Hear tell the state of Texas is freaking big Almost the size of Canada, holy frig Why not form your own country Have your own funny money With The Wulfman riding herd from the brig © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funnyme,

I do try believe me I do

There comes a point that my poetry has to get serious
I try me best to focus and be imperious
When I write of love loss
Not that I don’t give a toss
But a funny thought creeps in and leaves me delirious


Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny,

February Funny Bone

In this short month of February cupid is always in a hurry, and he misses target increasing divorce rate so in this month just do not marry. ©kashinath karmakar =============000============ Placement: 2nd;(Feb2012) Contest:February Funny Bone Sponsor: Linda-Marie the Sweetheart


Poem Details | by Christopher Bunton |
Categories: funny,

Toofless Kief

Had a funny friend called Toofless Kief.

He had trouble chewing up beef.

He ate corn on the cob,

like he was a slob.

Cause, he was missing all his teef.





Poem Details | by Kayla OBrien |
Categories: growing up,

Hands

Growing up your hands are fragile and small
small things appear to be so big and tall
you never realize how they are so very  tiny
til you grow up and they are less amusing, less shiny
Short in standards, its funny how your memories seem to fall