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Limerick Poems About Funerals | Funeral Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Judith Angell Meyer |
Categories: funny, imagination, song-

His funeral

That he planned his funeral is factual
And being a prankster quite actual
He prerecorded his voice
So when we kneeled on the joist
He said, "Hi there! Don't I look natural."

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Poem Details | by Thvia Shetley |
Categories: funeral, funny, sports,

A golf limerick

While a man was golfing in Fife
a funeral cortege was arife,

       his head bowed in prayer
       at this somber affair

to pay last respects to his wife!


Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: funeral, funny

Danger - Musicians

There was an old lady from Ireland 
Who was frightened to death by a brass band
We watched with dismay
As without delay
They buried her corpse in the band stand








Contest : Slapstick Limerick Contest 
5th Place


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,

The East End, Ends

It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser The East Ends gangster appraiser So loyal to the Kray's To his very last day One the Sixties ultimate erasures .



Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: funeral, funny,

POETIC JUSTICE

POETIC JUSTICE

There was an old man from Fontaine
Who walked with aid of a cane
One night he was mugged
By a wannabe thug
In the graveyard, the thug was lain


11 April 2018

For the contest sponsored by Viv Wigley


Poem Details | by Charles Sides |
Categories: funny,

Egotistical Twit

I had a boss who thought he was it He was an Egotistical Twit When he passed away On funeral day Only two people showed and that’s it


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: animals, funeral, satire, thank you,

Just Ask And It Shall Be Given.

This Club Med lagoon really holds the heat,
with a beach front view and a coral suite.
But the best of all
as we watch it fall
is how they serve up each meal on a sheet!


Poem Details | by Rob Metcalf |
Categories: funeral

desperado

a cocky young shooter called Bill
believed no one could rival his skill
alas it was liquor
that proved to be quicker
as they loaded him off to boot hill.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture, death, endurance, funeral, horse, journey, memorial,

Boot Hill

Boot Hill is filled with remorse
From folks who could not stay the course
But a lot could be worse
Than a ride in an hearse
For a cowboy who ain't got no horse!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: america, bereavement, betrayal, corruption, funeral, political, satire,

Inane and Insane - or is it the other way around

A sub human waste dump named Pence
Has thoughts that defy common sense 
And who wants this chump?
The assinine Trump
Who thinks with his rump so immense

What is something uproarious?
Her plan to be victorious
Who must to us speak
Since democracy’s Greek?
Hilarious Clintorius!


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,

Socrates and his Ouzo

There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funeral, funny, imagination, life, political

Politicians Gather Money

One thing said about politicians
They can gather money like  morticians
Who bring dead for burial
That go to meet Gabriel
While politicians greet contributions


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: lost love,

Glassy-Eyed Refraction

Glassy-Eyed Refraction

There was a sweet girl of pure glass.
Met a merry man with no class.
She’d shattered this bloke.
He drank til she broke.
Both attended funeral mass.

7/6/2017


Poem Details | by Joseph Soper |
Categories: giggle, humor,

Turning the Table

To weddings Ann went alone perplexed
Her love life her aunties favorite subject
So she turned a bit juvenile
At a great uncles funeral 
And exclaimed to the Aunties “you’re next” !


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, death,

On A Funeral Bier

On A Funeral Bier

Death my body did devour
As it occurred hour by hour,
End eventually would reach
When to God I now beseech
While lying on a funeral bier.

You should google funeral 
bier sometime.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: food, health, silly,

'Protest Arches'

Don't know who designed the Golden Arches
With way too many sugars and starches:
  Some say the fare's quite good,
  Others think it's junk food--
Yet no protest or funeral marches!


Poem Details | by Julian Scutts |
Categories: absence, obituary, time,

The last appointment

Jack came to the strangest conclusion,
which was: Time's an illusion.
He turned up very late
to each appointment and date 
till the day of his very own funeral.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: funeral, humorous,

Suit Trump Wore

You should see suit that Trump wore
It was actually made by a whore
As can be sure was certainly tight
Which is way he ends up every night
Must be big bed bugs that him do bite.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

McCain and Fine Funeral

McCain and Fine Funeral

McCain's funeral service in over and done,
After great address by daughere the one,
With much emotion;
Love and devotion;
Duty and responsibility  had fallen upon.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Humour Wins



When writing poetry, humour wins hands down But not at a funeral, causes lotsa nasty frowns So be careful what you choose Like purple ballet shoes And being dressed in a pretty pink gown


Poem Details | by James Study |
Categories: death, funeral, life, sympathy,

So Sad

There was a man who never shed a tear
The time he lived was many a year
So sad he never knew
What the tears would be due
Now at rest he lies and nobody here


Poem Details | by Mark Elam |
Categories: faith,

Gargoyle

There a premodern smile does emerge
From a hymn and a funeral dirge
For it e’er hails the skies
With its wise stony eyes 
Knowing heaven and earth soon must merge


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian,

Hell Fires

Notre Dame erupted in fire
Ghosts gasped in the funeral pyre
For the Devil's horns
Are the Crown of Thorns
Held fast by an angelic choir