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Limerick Poems About Food | Food Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jesse Rowe |
Categories: bird, food, funny,

Fatso

They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.

8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick

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Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: food,

Mac and Mac

To the diner Mac went for a meal
Where he ordered two helpings of veal.
All he had was one dime
Could not pay! What a crime!
Washing-up was the fairest MacDeal

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Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Cecelia Hopkins-Drewer
Placed 4th

© 2nd June 2017


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: food,

Pies

He phoned the village bakery
And ordered a delivery
Loads and loads of tasty pies
Ate them all but at a price
He spent the night in misery.


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Contest:  Plentitude of Pies
Sponsor: Sheri Fresonke Harper


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: celebration, food, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,

TURKEY'S DONT ENJOY THANKSGIVING

Today it is Thanksgiving Day For all dead turkey’s I do pray That you had a good life Now you’re carved with a knife Served on a plate as the entrée Have a great Thanksgiving folks! 26th November 2015



Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: food, humorous,

DIET DILEMMA

I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet I’d recommend that you all try it Any food will do Nothing’s bad for you.. It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit! Written 18th February Posted on 23rd February


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: food,

Neapolitan


Block of Neapolitan Ice Cream; 
to my diet, a scream in a dream 
Chocolate, strawberry
and vanilla; very 
delicious Then I bust out a seam 


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: food, technology, time,

Fast Food Kitchen

When at home its often fast food I crave,
might even be leftovers that I saved,
always in a race,
open and shut case,
thank God for my nuke everything microwave!






12-20-16




Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: childhood, food, humor,

My Childhood Cereal

Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.






12-5-16


Poem Details | by Hannah Everett |
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not A Noodle, A Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: chocolate, funny, history, natural disasters, power, senses, wind,

Jan's Gift to the World

Chocolate goes straight to the heart
Its the Food of Love off the chart
But truth be told
It makes Jan bold
To squeeze out a real skunky fart 

The Boston Tea Party was hip
Until Jan herself let one rip
The tea went first
The Captain cursed
And the crew cried, "Abandon ship!"


Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: family, food, horse, humorous,

My Sweet Aunt Mabel

There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: age, clothes, food, memory,

GOING DOTTY

My elderly auntie named Dot her memory’s going to pot For she served me raw food and was totally nude A dinner I’ve never forgot 7/27/18


Poem Details | by Wren Rushing |
Categories: animal, food, humor,

Shark In The Soup

In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.





12/27/18


Poem Details | by Ken Duddle |
Categories: food, funny,

No Farting Allowed

There was a man named Fred Who liked eating baked beans in bed One day when he farted He and his wife parted 'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred.


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: food, funny,

I Love Ice Cream

Ice cream is a delicious delight,
I eat it most every night.
That's probably why,
My weight is so high,
But I won't stop eating one bite.



7/15/13


Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: food,

Peanut Butter Sandwich

Extra nutty and thick
A treat with a positive stick
Why am I such a fool?
These dentures I'm bound to lose!
A cup of milk, please make it quick!


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: food,

A Lady Named Vickie

There once was a lady named Vickie,
Whose eating habits were quite picky.
She preferred her sweet treats,
To vegetables and meats,
Saying, "Healthy foods are just too icky!"

11/4/13
(based on a true story)


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: food,

Preferences

There was a young fellow named Tony,
Who wouldn't eat his macaroni.
He hollered out, "Hey,
Take this slop food away.
Just bring me a stick of baloney."

Written; November 14, 2014


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: holiday,

Hotel Hellifornia

I went on vacation to Hell,
The hotel was hot, with a smell,
And The Devil was rude,
When I toyed with my food:
He cooked all the dinners as well.

For Carolyn’s Vacation contest


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: food,

Bart

There was an old man on a cart,
Acquaintances knew him as Bart,
As he only ate beans,
He inflated his jeans,
And smelt of a permanent fart…

Inspired by She’s Like the Wind (which I misheard as She’s Got the Wind, lol)
For Giorgio’s A Song Inspires a Poem contest


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: food, children, funny, sea, sea,

PASTA, PASTA, EVERYWHERE

Oh, vermicelli, rigatoni!
Lost on a sea of minestrone
The sea beneath my feet,
And nothing else to eat,                     
I live on cheese and macaroni.


Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: adventure, funny

Brody and Quint

This old sea-rig is swamped and don't float
I TOLD you we'd need a bigger boat!
Now you are HIS prize
Sure ain't no surprise
That you're fish-food, you hard-headed goat!

"Jaws" - 1975


Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animal, cat, dog, food, children,

A Dog And A Cat And A Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.


Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: america, humorous,

No Bordeaux

There once was a young man from Turkey
Whose food tastes were known to be quirky
On braised lamb with Bordeaux
He had quickly said no
And asked if they had some Beef Jerky

 Contest   Poet Destroyer A  October 8, 2015


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: food, funny, girl, humor, sexy,

Now What Do You Want On Your Pizza

I ordered a large pizza pie
What do you want on it asked guy
His question a pearl
Set my mind awhirl
A sexy young girl answered I