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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,

Sting Bee

I once knew a bee that could sing
It worked for a queen and a king.
But they preferred honey
And paid it no money,
So now it sings backup for Sting.

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Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: flower, love,

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: drug, flower, love,

Poppy Love

A cocaine abuser named Norton
A fellow drug addict was courtin'
   It was love at first sight
   He'd found MrsRight
So he plucked her a poppy for snortin'


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,

To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>



Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: car, confusion, drink, flower, giggle, humor, humorous,

Nerd Thief

There once was a thief from Chile
Who liked to drink milk with a lilly.
Well the judge was aghast
When examining his past,
But decided he was just silly.


Poem Details | by Cassie Smith |
Categories: family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,

Mothers Day

Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: children, flower, funny, humor,

The Brave New World

He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: drink, humor,

limerick joke IV

My bride and I on a pub crawl
Near a bar my brain can't recall
Mnemonic power!
I'm thinking "thorned flower"
Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?


Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: fantasy, flower, funny,

Flower Power-God's Must Be Crazy

There’s a prickly old man who seemed lazy
Yet while loafing he pushed up a daisy
And said with some practice
He’d force up a cactus
Just to prove that the gods must be crazy


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friend,

A Very Mysterious Flower



There's a mysterious lady here on The Soup Mystic Rose is her name and here's the scoop A neighbour of mine This vision divine Maybe we'll we meet one day over a bowl of soup © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: nature

Spring Fever

Spring is here, a great a reprise.

A gentle flower-scented breeze.

     Robins sing in roundelay.

     Flowers bloom in full array.

The buds are bursting on the trees!


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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: flower, for her,

Been Accused Of Being A Flirt



Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style When I compliment a waitress along with a smile No harm, no foul I'm not out on the prowl Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Harold Loved Marigolds



Harold loved marigolds, his favourite flower One day he ate some and they tasted quite sour So that was the end Of his passion, my friends After that, only roses with carrots and cauliflower © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: health,

Flower You Doth Smell-eth



It's nice when you have your health But when accompanied by some wealth It's gooder than good In all likelihood Even better when flowers you doth smell-eth


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: flower,

Tulips



Tulips have a very romantic connotation One lip is fine but the second is for conversation Well there's certainly another No, not kissing your mother Mean smooching and grabbing causes elation


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: funny

Bifocal Ogle

I wish I had bionic eyes Or binoculars so I could espy My blond in the shower Viewing her passionate flower With long arms I'd gladly dry http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php


Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: death, flower, symbolism,

The Flower

She'd always pop back up in the Spring,
for her usual sunny warm fling,
winters slow thaw,
at deaths door,
that Spring dormant awaiting the King.





11-21-16


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, funny

That Supporting Staff

Repunzel’s high in the castle
With hair’s neat knots in a tassel 
This sweet young flower
So blond in the tower
Is for beauticians a hassle


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Hiding Behind A Hibiscus

Hiding Behind A Hibiscus

Had been hiding behind a hibiscus
When we planned on being promiscuous
Can your imagine her big breasts
Looked just like two bird nests;
Did discover flower was deciduous.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Michelle Rensburg |
Categories: beautiful, blessing, desire, dream, flower, freedom,

Chasing Flowers

Here I sit
Pondering why, oh, why
Shan't I leap up
Give in to my impulses
Set my feet running
And travel the world.

I know it would be stunning
To spend my life
Chasing flowers.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: flower,

On The Bare Behind



Life isn't all roses, other kinds come to mind But flowers are flowers doesn't matter the kind Though some are stinky All are pretty, me thinky When added by a smacker on the bare behind


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Flower Growth Impedes

Flower Growth Impedes

Cold weather flower growth  always impedes;
Wait until spring and then plant flower seeds;  
Do take care of,
With much love;
Greed's we have for beauty meets our needs

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Could See A Crocus

Could See A Crocus

Finally found my picture appearing in focus;
What I appeared to be seeing was a crocus;
We took a tour;
Flower for sure
Did disappear after being eaten by a locust.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: april, beauty, color, flower, perspective, rain,

Afterwards

It’s easy to gripe and complain
When it seems there’s abundance of rain
But superfluous showers
Give way to sweet flowers
And loveliest hues of terrain.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: simple,

Used To Be A Wall Flower



Believe it or not, I was a wall-flower when I was young Look at me now, noted for much doo-doo I do flung But I'm still a gentle soul A yummy casserole Of brawn and mushy stuff, it's my mother tongue