Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Three Who We Love and Laud
There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;
Together all our sins they have shod.
Jim Horn
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Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
golf, humor, sports,
Was out playing golf just for fun
With Father O’Toole in the sun
When club from hand burst
Hit priest as he cursed
And I hit his first holy one
Poem Details | by
Ray Dillard |
Categories:
satire, sports,
The little boy said to his father,
I wish I could drive the ball farther.
He said to his son,
By time we are done,
Your ball will "lie" just past the others.
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,
Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.
Poem Details | by
Panya Chanthavong |
Categories:
baby, father son, kids, girl, love, mom, son,
Hey Son, I wrote this to warn you
In your whole life, many girls are coming through
You might have only girl to love her much over
But you have to remember that do not hurt your mother
She is my only girl too...
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife
I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,
“He’s here at the bar
Quick bring us your car,
Your husband just got in a brawl”
Poem Details | by
William Kershaw |
Categories:
family, fantasy, father
My favorite shoes in the closet they sit.
I've never worn 'em not even a bit.
Cuz before I was born,
By my Dad they were worn,
I'll not wear them 'til I'm sure they'll fit.
Just for SKAT's contest
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
crazy,
Limerick : Once a Nanny looked for a Manny/Mannie
Once a Nanny looked for a Manny
And found the father of her Kiddie
Poor Cuckold gave assent
With his Girlie’s consent
Now all five live in One Bliss House free.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Terry O'Leary |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a Nun and a Druid
Exchanging some bodily fluid,
When along strode the Father
Who heard all the bother,
Lost stickum while coming unglu..ed.
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor, marriage, wedding,
It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student,
The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
There once was a pilot from Alpine
Who became a father in month nine
Took her to the hangar
Where inside he did bang ‘er
But like his plane, didn’t pull out in time
Poem Details | by
Milton Toran |
Categories:
funny,
Gazing at the rear of my head
Many follicles are long since dead
Father Time is always sure to win
These naps are lookin' awful thin
Shall I shave my dome instead?
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
confusion, wedding,
The bride-to-be set the time and the date.
Now she is a whole hour and one half late
The wedding guests are curious.
The bride’s father is furious.
The wedding is now on overtime rate.
For contest "My Cousin's Wedding"
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
wedding,
It's not her style to walk down the aisle
Father and parson its sure to rile
But all of the people
down under the steeple
will smile at her elegant abseil
*Abseil - rappel down a rope
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
natural disasters,
Limerick : Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Once a pregnant Teen saw a Barrister
Thought she recognised the future Father
So she set him a trap
He rushed into her lap
Now she’s stuck with Twins, says Solicitor.
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Mike Dailey |
Categories:
romance,
Mother Goose had a mighty fine pie
And Jack Horner she couldn’t deny
When he stuck in his thumb
Mother Goose did succumb
So she left Father Goose bye and bye
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
corruption, humor, humorous,
February 29, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
A man born into a world of scams
Had a father adept at flim-flam.
He lived by what he was taught
Until the day he was caught
By police who out-flimflammed his scam.
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
baby, father, humorous,
NOSE WOES - limerick
My nose told me it couldn’t get riper
as I opened and peeked in the diaper
one last gasping breath
succumbing to death
single shot from intestinal sniper
John GLawless
5/30/2015
Poem Details | by
Sarban Bhattacharya |
Categories:
father daughter,
Jane's dad was a man of hauteur,
He employed a guard for his daughter
But that bloke was her dream,
She eloped with him,
Her father didn't know this suitor!
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
family, father,
He’s sorry and wished it undone
But dad’s home—there’s no where to run
The spanking's intense
Father never relents
And imprints his hands on his son
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
jealousy,
Limerick : Once our Senorita watched Sea Anne-Anne – 13
Once our Senorita watched Sea Anne-Anne
What got her was all that Royal Can-Can :
« Little Rascal » - « Car Seat »
« New Father » - « New Hope » feat
So she changed sex to lure She-Anne-Anne !
© TWignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
father, life
Had a glass of wine to blend with the crowd
things got out of control, a bit loud
kept thinking Jesus sipped
probably didn't get so lit
I bet thats how they stained the shroud ! ?
3rd person of coarse/no disrespect/lol
Poem Details | by
Ugwu Cornelius Chidera |
Categories:
humor
There once was a
young man named
Mather,
who wished to be
Catholic Father.
The young man got
tarry
as priest do not
marry.
He went home to
marry at Nather.
Poem Details | by
Jacob Timme |
Categories:
funny, father, father,
There was a baby, brand new,
But the father was scared of his poo,
So the father departed,
The mother then started
To clean up the brown baby goo!