Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
emotions,
The Time Has Come
Think it's about time to call it a day
Brain doesn't function in the same old way
Effect of my seizures
Good wishes my readers
It's been a magical ten years, so farewell I say
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
farewell, humorous, perspective, political,
oh for a second departure
Once simian stock from brambles
Orange buffoon whose ooze rambles
Orangutan clone
On narcissist’s throne
Owns ape-man’s old brain in shambles
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
happiness,
Five Happy Years
Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve
My happiest five years, it's where good friends dwell
Some come and go
Sure miss them so
Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell
Written by
Tim Smith
Categories:
nonsense,
Farewell
My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun
Written by
Diane Lefebvre
Categories:
farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,
Tick Tac Mac
There was a young man we'll call Mac,
who loved to suck on a tic tac.
But one choked him today.
What a price he did pay
and he'll never, ever be back.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,
drop in traveler
i once knew a girl named sloot
who liked to travel by chute
dropping into a town
she would leave with a frown
due to the awful commute.
Written by
Luke Acton
Categories:
desire, destiny, farewell, heart, philosophy, sometimes,
An Expansion of a Question
A modicum of triumph.
A moment of no regret.
Is followed in sadness,
And bitter loose ends.
When you don't know whats wrong or whats right.
Why do we even fight?
The weight of the world is oppressing and vile
Its takes a great deal just to make me smile.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anger, bullying, violence,
Igor needs a bigger lab X
Some men came and rang my doorbell
They barked To your pen say farewell!
Since you dared insult
Our Trump lover's cult
It gets ten to life in a cell
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
farewell,
Overstayed My Welcome
Nearing the end here, don't think it'll be long
My time is short may have sung my last song
Met some very sweet peeps
Love you guys heaps
Overstayed my welcome soon be moseying on
Written by
Warren Doll
Categories:
farewell, funny, humor,
Limerick
There was a lady named Cass
Who on her deathbed passed gas
Respecting the dead
All stayed close to the bed
Hoping it would be her last
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Dear Spaniel Daniel
He left us and chased after rainbow and dove
And found his soul mate in the hills up above
Did we know the real Daniel
Our beloved cocker spaniel?
Farewell, our dear heart, adieu our true love
2/27/23
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
angst, anxiety, conflict, fun, humor, humorous, travel,
bye bye bye corona
a virus named joe and his dad
were riding on back of a lad
when split into two
they fell in his shoe
farewell son a charcoal footpad.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
farewell, how i feel,
No One Nyukked
There was a poet whose limericks sucked
He tried to be funny, but no one nyukked
At first he was sad
But then he got mad
This is his last limerick --- just your luck!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
devotion,
150 Calories An Hour
Got some amazing news, the best news of all
Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall
But not recommended
If survival is intended
Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
america, education, farewell, funny, hilarious, history, leadership,
Biden Won
There was a man named Donald Trump
Votes counted - he went into a slump
Election swore he’d lost
No matter what it cost
Afterall, Biden wasn’t such a chump
Out On A Lim Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
November 19, 2020
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, nursery rhyme,
Sprinkles
The King lashed his horse with the rein
And galloped up front in the rain
When he lifted his sword
It was, 'Farewell my Lord'
For that was the end of his reign
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
corruption, farewell, humor, humorous, irony, joy, prejudice,
Bluebeard - Inauguration
Did you know? Did you see? Did you hear?
Did you think? Did you hope? Did you sneer?
For today is the day
that Bluebeard goes away!
Bid adieu to his mountainous rear!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
friendship,
John John
John John is my buddy, special as hell
And to think I was considering saying farewell
He never lets me down
Shoos away my frowns
A special buddy for sure, unparalleled
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
cute, farewell, girl, hair,
Sue's Curlicue
There once was a cute little girl named Sue
Smack dab down her forehead, a curlicue
She so much wanted straight hair
She planted an iron there
Now, instead of hair, she's got barbeque
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
dream, fish, moon, travel,
Charlie, the Tuna
There once was an unusual tuna
Charlie dreamed of sailing to the luna
Bought a huge water balloon
But along came a typhoon
Farewell Charlie, wannabe Kahuna
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
farewell,
Zona Is Calling
Arizona is calling John John, time to mount your horse
Sure your bags are already packed, no need to be forced
Do you know that many
Are wallowing in envy
If you take me along, I'll worship you on all fours
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sunshine,
My Motel
My weight is still plummeting, I'm happy as hell
Wasting away, to my fatness I say farewell
But it's the chance I take
For goodness sake
Young fillies will be bugging me for a night at my motel
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
cry, farewell, silly,
Mr and Mrs Obsolete
~ Mrand MrsObsolete ~
A picker of pockets used to get cash
Now just credit cards, and never a stash
Shed a tear for old pickers
They're dying off quicker
Than bearded ladies without a moustache
Written by
David Bose
Categories:
humor,
That Playboy Named Hugh
Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
farewell,
Buried Treasure
Searching for a buried treasure in my dresser
Looking for undies that ain't fresh, just fresher
Chances of fresh
No hope, my guess
It's overrated, but keep small animals at bay, however