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Limerick Poems About Farewell | Farewell Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Five Happy Years



Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve My happiest five years, it's where good friends dwell Some come and go Sure miss them so Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell

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Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: nonsense,

Farewell

My dabble in limericks is finally done
I'm sorry to say that this is the last one
The master is back
His name is sir Jack
So kick off your shoes we're about to have fun


Poem Details | by Diane Lefebvre |
Categories: farewell, goodbye, humor, nonsense,

Tick Tac Mac

There was a young man we'll call Mac, who loved to suck on a tic tac. But one choked him today. What a price he did pay and he'll never, ever be back.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: farewell,

Overstayed My Welcome



Nearing the end here, don't think it'll be long My time is short may have sung my last song Met some very sweet peeps Love you guys heaps Overstayed my welcome soon be moseying on



Poem Details | by Luke Acton |
Categories: desire, destiny, farewell, heart, philosophy, sometimes,

An Expansion of a Question

A modicum of triumph.
A moment of no regret.
Is followed in sadness,
And bitter loose ends.
When you don't know whats wrong or whats right.
Why do we even fight? 
The weight of the world is oppressing and vile
Its takes a great deal just to make me smile 


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,

Drop-in Traveler

I knew a girl named Sloot
Who liked to travel by chute.
She dropped into a town
But left with a sad frown,
Due to the long commute.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: friendship,

John John



John John is my buddy, special as hell And to think I was considering saying farewell He never lets me down Shoos away my frowns A special buddy for sure, unparalleled


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, nursery rhyme,

Sprinkles

The King lashed his horse with the rein
And galloped up front in the rain
When he lifted his sword
It was, 'Farewell my Lord'
For that was the end of his reign


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: devotion,

150 Calories An Hour



Got some amazing news, the best news of all Burn 150 cals an hour smashing your head on a wall But not recommended If survival is intended Could wind up attracting relatives for a final farewell


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: farewell,

Zona Is Calling



Arizona is calling John John, time to mount your horse Sure your bags are already packed, no need to be forced Do you know that many Are wallowing in envy If you take me along, I'll worship you on all fours


Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: freedom,

Stowaway

If only, perhaps, I could wish it away
Ship it to nowhere, just a stowaway stray
No time for farewell 
Too late, gotta bail
And please don’t return on a sunshiny day


Poem Details | by David Bose |
Categories: humor,

That Playboy Named Hugh

Farewell to that playboy named Hugh,
Whose magazine enterprise grew—
He published gloss shots
Of naked sexpots,
Though men read the articles through.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sunshine,

My Motel



My weight is still plummeting, I'm happy as hell Wasting away, to my fatness I say farewell But it's the chance I take For goodness sake Young fillies will be bugging me for a night at my motel


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: farewell,

Buried Treasure



Searching for a buried treasure in my dresser Looking for undies that ain't fresh, just fresher Chances of fresh No hope, my guess It's overrated, but keep small animals at bay, however


Poem Details | by Linda Laframboise |
Categories: silly,

UNTITLED

I know this guy named Scotty
He invited his Harem for toddy
So they all can sit and talk,
About anything, that pops up
Now they are done with their cup,
They bid farewell to MrKippen
And promise to come back, hopping and skippin.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: happiness,

Seven Happy Years



Joined The Soup back in two thousand twelve Seven happy years where good friends dwell Some come and go Sure miss them so Sometimes return coz they find it a hard farewell


Poem Details | by Warren Doll |
Categories: farewell, funny, humor,

Limerick

There was a lady named Cass
Who on her deathbed passed gas
Respecting the dead
All stayed close to the bed
Hoping it would be her last


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: farewell, how i feel,

No one Nyukked

There was a poet whose limericks sucked
He tried to be funny, but no one nyukked
   At first he was sad
   But then he got mad
This is his last limerick --- just your luck!