Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Judy, Judy, Judy..Judy Konos is the one I mean
Not the famous Cary Grant quote, he uttered on the screen
In “Only Angels Have Wings”
His famous quote still rings
But Judy Konos is the one who makes my old heart sing
© Jack Ellison 2015
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Poem Details | by
Anil Deo |
Categories:
allusion, animal, humor, pets,
Ray Gridley has a possible diagnosis
Alas, rabbits do catch viral myxomatosis
Since Jan's is a famous banging bunny
Who stays far from field and ANY honey
Energizer Bunny will bang on till unconscious!
(c)Deo, 04152017
Poem Details | by
Courtney Hubbert |
Categories:
happy, humor, lust, silly, sin, smile,
There once was a known lady of vice
Who charged for her moist pie by the slice
Famous men would holler
Down many a dollar
To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
water, word play,
Conchita Dowser, Water Witch,
Is famous for her willow switch
The water she found
Is all underground
And digging it up is a B itch!
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
football, humor, sports,
We're angry! What sports fan can blame us?
There hasn't been one loss for Jameis
But off-the-field ruckus
Makes sportscasters muck us
Once famous, now Jameis just shames us
*Written about former FSU quarterback Jameis Winston's run ins with the law.
Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
fun,
Sir Leonard Hutton famous for cricket
Idolized him yet we played in the snicket
His bat willow three springs and all
Ours a joke no umpire to call
Yet did dream of 'Lords' having took a wicket.
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Poem Details | by
Shirley Candy |
Categories:
humor,
A boy and a girl accidentally met
Through the famous world wide web
They were virtually dating
And soon the boy is screeching:
"I've found my lost virtual rib! Yep!"
07.09.2013
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
tribute,
Yogi Bear was named after this famous New York Yankee
Twas Yogi Berra, hearing him speak you never be cranky
A real fun loving soul
With a heart of pure gold
His goofy wit had his teammates forever needing a hanky
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Annie Marie |
Categories:
love,
Mickey and Minnie fell in love on a beautiful day
As soon as they saw each other they began to sway
They had their first kiss
Many asked why they did this
But they ignored these questions and went on their way
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
art, celebrity,
Think I'll get back to sketching famous people
When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal
My success rate's way up there
Much more than my share
Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
body, earth, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
once a sports doctor from perth
wanted to leave planet earth
for his nurse did inject
dietetically wreck
a famous champions girth.
Poem Details | by
Virginia Mitchell |
Categories:
funny
There once was a lady with bugs
That was famous for giving hugs
She made love to a man
Called by the alias Stan
Now it’s his own clothes that he tugs!
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Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor,
Jill Johns was famous as a hot dog eater
Not a soul in the country could defeater.
But some didn’t go in her mouth
She diverted them to the south.
Now ex-fans dog her as a wiener cheater.
Poem Details | by
Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories:
anger, beautiful, beauty, blessing, depression,
There is a forest named Shundarban,
It's not similar to the forest of Bandarban
It's famous for Royal Bengal Tiger,
It's also famous for deer
It's time to save our Shundarban.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
mystery,
There once was a fellow called Nicolas
Was famous for his extreme wickedness
He push down old ladies
Made faces at babies
And committed these acts with much cheerfulness
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
betrayal,
Early morning she found him at three.
Like a deer caught in headlights was he.
His diet was broken.
His wife, now awoken,
Screamed, "AGAIN you are with Sara Lee!"
Feb 2, 2020
For Tania KItchin's Your Best New LImerick
(For any who don't know, Sara Lee is a brand
Of famous desserts)
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
corruption, sports,
Slick Joe was a famous pool ace
but his honesty didn't keep pace.
His shots hit pockets
as if guided rockets
thanks to his laser in its place.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Loud noises can sometimes make me fart
Methinks it causes an eruption to start
In my lower regions
The mystery deepens
It lies just beyond my most famous part
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Think I'll make up some new words today
John John will be proud, he'll say, “thatta way!”
Rules are for others
Not us, my brother
We'll be famous, written up in the history booksiyay!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
firework,
There once was a mean man named Gregory
Who was famous for disgusting feats of treachery
Set fire to a cat
While it burned he just sat
As the cat was launched on an airborne trajectory
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
humor, snow,
Bob snowman was famous all over the town
Was fun orientated, behaved like a clown
One day on the frost
His balance he lost
Then tumbled and landed legs up and head down!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Upside Down World Contest
Hosted by Eve Roper
Placed 3rd
© 27th December 2017
Poem Details | by
J P Marmaro |
Categories:
art, guitar, humorous, music,
The famous guitarist Segovia
Was able to strum high and lowvya
With acclaim; so he did
Till his death in Madrid—
And his records continue to moveya.
July 18, 2019
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Harold the Coward was a famous cowboy in the old west
Stayed away from gunfights, with living he was obsessed
Enjoyed breathing air
Happy to be still there
Waking up every morning wearing his bulletproof vest
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
inspirational,
Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse
Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source
Maybe a smartass starfish
With a human-like gift
Thinks he's world-famous and looks great in fish shorts
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Hey this is getting to be a lot of fun
Sitting and writing limericks in the noonday sun
Too bad I'm not paid
Some are worth a week's pay
Should be real famous by now, by gum
© Jack Ellison 2015