Poem Details | by
Timothy Brumley |
Categories:
family, funny, mother
There once was a woman named Linda
Who would keep a clean hacienda
Till four children she bore
And then bore she one more...
She now has a different agenda!
Timothy IBrumley
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Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
family, happiness
The scissors are beaten by the rock
Man made steel has been left in shock
Now the rock has been beat
By a flimsy light sheet
The winning paper is where our words talk
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
In flagranti with an unknown lover
Sprang apart from underneath the cover
How his wife she did shout
Now his secret was out -
His hidden lover was her own mother!
4th March 2015
Poem Details | by
Michael Wise |
Categories:
family, food, horse, humorous,
There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
baby, humorous,
Got married, my surname’s now Cotton,
Our baby’s name can’t be forgotten,
We called her ‘ Polly Esther’
(I’m considered a jester)
My family thought we were rotten!
11/06/20
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
My family is temperamental..half temper..half mental
Some days both apply, but I try not to be judgemental
We should all try to get along
But at times relief's prolonged
When the pot boils over, temper and mental are coincidental
Poem Details | by
Edward Ebbs |
Categories:
family, funny, life,
Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer
Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011
Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
family,
My drunken old aunty’s in jail,
She murdered a man for his ale,
And although she is bad,
I suppose she is mad
She isn’t allowed out on bail.
For Judy’s Relatives contest
(Purely fictional)
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
life,
Never ever had a family doctor for most of my life
But since becoming an old fart, now I never ever think twice
A pain in my lower regions
Or my neck or some unknown adhesions
Off I toddle, don't rely on the roll of the dice
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
family, joy,
There once was a girl by the name Joy
who got joy whenever she'd annoy
Her poor little brother
she swapped for another
Now; him, too, she would love to destroy.
Poem Details | by
Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories:
celebration, easter, family, fun,
The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
abortion, international, leadership, political, prejudice, women, word play,
Donald Trump opposes abortion
The President favors extortion
"We must keep them dumb
And under out thumb
To grope the greatest proportion"
Poem Details | by
Dustin Craig |
Categories:
confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,
There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
allegory, family, father, funny, husband, mother, wife
I wish I could be a fly on the wall,
When my poor old mother gets the phone call,
“He’s here at the bar
Quick bring us your car,
Your husband just got in a brawl”
Poem Details | by
William Kershaw |
Categories:
family, fantasy, father
My favorite shoes in the closet they sit.
I've never worn 'em not even a bit.
Cuz before I was born,
By my Dad they were worn,
I'll not wear them 'til I'm sure they'll fit.
Just for SKAT's contest
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife
I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
family,
There once was a young man named Dan,
Who married a woman named Anne.
Three kids plus one more,
Males a total of four,
Now it's Dan and Anne and their clan.
8/5/2013
(written in honor of my son Daniel and family)
Poem Details | by
Cassie Smith |
Categories:
family, friendship, funny, happiness, hope, life, love, mother, nature, passion, seasons,
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest.
Poem Details | by
Black Eyed Susan |
Categories:
animals, funny,
There once was a T-Rex named Thor
Who found he couldn't reach for
His family jewels
So improvised "tools" -
That's why all the dinos are saur!
If you judge by the
size of it's feet, the T-Rex
was ENORMOUS.
3/16/12
for "Show Me the Funny" contest
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
childhood, family
It's a picture of Lucas and me.
We're cuties you have to agree.
The love that we share
with our Mom "Randa Bear",
is in the smile on my face that you see.
Poet: Ralph Taylor 5/2/11
Contest: Brotherly Love
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
family, funny,
We never thought she'd find the right man
Find a more fickle bride if you can..
Poor man hasn't a chance
She's in charge of romance
He stepped into the fire from the pan
Written in haste for the
"Cousins Wedding" contest...
my appologies...lol
Poem Details | by
Janice Canerdy |
Categories:
family,
Rich white-collar crooks wearing suits,
street walkers, and rowdy old coots,
bank robbers, dope dealers,
bootleggers, fake healers--
I found while pursuing my roots!
fictional!
July 15, 2018, entered in Carolyn Devonshire's Limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories:
baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,
Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
They say in a few weeks
I'll be able to kiss your new cheeks
I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway
(c) Nyonglema
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
childhood, death, family, funny, husband, wedding, wife,
A baby, pious, was born by aide
He named it Gaias, and felt like a jade
While he cried,
Cause mommy died.
His wife hired yet another maid.
Poem Details | by
Ethan Plummer |
Categories:
confusion, family, love, me, me,
rip me open, inside out
straddler feeling, he came out
drag me along, make me bleed
fake your love, I don't feed
screams for help , I, the silent grout