It's easy to write a good limerick
You don’t have to be poet or geek
Simply do not think
It comes in a wink
And here it is done blindfold and quick
There once was a man, a scholar became
He had a great many books to his name
They fell on his head
And then he was dead
They said, "He only had his shelf to blame"
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
There once was a boy called Bum
Who shaped his finger in school like a gun
They told him he failed
Threw him in jail
His education is over and done
i'LL not apologize for being white,
nor being male, nor being right
The world is how we've made it be
enjoyed by all, for all to see,
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa
GOD: the goodness of determination,
a standard for better living creation.
to differentiate a civil or wild nation,
for smoothness a better flow no tension,
only patience, belief, trust asks to confirm.
I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.
A Prophet is not one who can predict future acts.
He’s given the grace to see and relate the facts.
To those who are blind,
he appears most unkind,
And is susceptible to all kinds of attacks.
it seems like i study alot
and history most have forgot
if we never learn
our planet will burn
educationour only shot
Oh how awesome a condom, marvelous invention!
Stopping them from this direction and the other direction
But the risk when it bursts
More than just being bust
Is a disease riddled infant who'll need your protection
There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!
We all acknowledge that college
Is a font of much good knowledge
But we should also acknowledge
That there is much good knowledge
Way out and away from college
The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap
You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!
In hopes of gaining a heap of knowledge,
Frank had blown a ton of dough for college!
But to be perfectly frank,
He'd have more bucks in the bank,
If he was a plumber, he'd acknowledge!
Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
The Indian Healer gathered willow
Dried medicinal bark like dried tallow
When fever came to the camp
Small dose when with fever damp
Relieves many of tribe from the deathblow
Once there was a man called Dominic, the sole experience!
His wisdom is not by education, by sole experience!
“Grudge, the mighty driving force-
is good in the world of evil”-mighty force!
Bloody no comic is wise by sole experience !
My math teacher's favorite cat
Likes to wear a baseball hat.
When the class stares it down
It will hiss with a frown,
The Red Sox man are where it's at.
Today I tried and fell astray
With students I tried to convey
With my Kids I pleaded
A degree is needed
Tomorrow is another day
Once there was a don called “Bang roseu”
His policy “vocabulary I bang when I speaku”
“Mutton, chicken coming going” he say
“All roam like goats, dogs and hen” to say
Bloody this boss is a guardian saint of education! bang roseu!
Two virgin lovers, now have learned
A lesson they wish they had spurned
Of the birds and the bees
His poor carpet burnt knees
Next time, to the bed they adjourned
Contest entry for : THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
The Great Barrier Reef is 2000 km long
Largest living structure on this planet we belong
You'll sleep well in the sack
Knowing this little known fact
A service I provide for you happy dingdongs
In crowded classrooms kids would sit
reading from books and listening to teachers
watching the clock, waiting for two
when the bell would ring and the school would look like a zoo
Banana went to culinary college
Yellow, firm, wanted so much knowledge,
Standing up in last class,
Ending up in large mass,
Now was the time for all to acknowledge.
Sponsor Deborah Guzzi
Contest Name The once was a man from Dunkirk.
As you take the time to read
You cultivate the knowledge seed
But take you the time to care
And please do be aware
On what your mind doth feed