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Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,

Learning - a Good Investment

A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
        Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!


12/22/18

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Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: crazy, education, fun, society,

Gun Control

            Gun Control

There once was a boy called Bum

Who shaped his finger in school like a gun

They told him he failed

Threw him in jail

His education is over and done


Poem Details | by Vee Bdosa |
Categories: angel, creation, education, muse, truth,

The RIGHTMAN

THE RIGHTMAN
i'LL not apologize for being white, 
nor being male, nor being right 
The world is how we've made it be 
enjoyed by all, for all to see, 
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa


Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: caregiving, christmas, cowboy-western, education,

Belief

GOD: the goodness of determination,
a standard for better living creation.
to differentiate a civil or wild nation,
for smoothness a better flow no tension,
only patience, belief, trust asks to confirm.



Poem Details | by John Monteblanco |
Categories: education, passion

Career Dreams

I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.


Poem Details | by Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories: education,

A Prophet : Defining the Term





A Prophet is not one who can predict future acts.
He’s given the grace to see and relate the facts.
To those who are blind, 
he appears most unkind,
And is susceptible to all kinds of attacks.




Poem Details | by Jeremy henderson |
Categories: education

education

it seems like i study alot
and history most have forgot
if we never learn
our planet will burn
educationour only shot


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: childhood, education, funny, teen,

Job Interview

There once was a boy, named Abdul;
Went to get a job, fresh out of school
All dressed up like July,
With a bow and a tie;
But left his fly open, what a fool!


Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: education, future, irony, satire, youth,

Protection

Oh how awesome a condom, marvelous invention!
Stopping them from this direction and the other direction
But the risk when it bursts
More than just being bust
Is a disease riddled infant who'll need your protection

(c) Nyongelma


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, thank you,

The Standard of the High Life

The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: education,

Acknowledge

We all acknowledge that college
Is a font of much good knowledge
But we should also acknowledge
That there is much good knowledge
Way out and away from college


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: education, humorous,

Frankly Speaking

In hopes of gaining a heap of knowledge,

   Frank had blown a ton of dough for college!

      But to be perfectly frank,

         He'd have more bucks in the bank,

            If he was a plumber, he'd acknowledge!

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved


Poem Details | by Black Eyed Susan |
Categories: education, girlfriend-boyfriend, people,

Sick Trick

You complained, “Don’t come over today -
My throat’s sore, I’m tired, and achy.”
So why are you nude,
In bed with some dude?
If you’re going to lie, pull down the shades!


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: education, life, native american, nature

Indian Giver Of Life

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The Indian Healer gathered willow
Dried medicinal bark like dried tallow
When fever came to the camp
Small dose when with fever damp
Relieves many of tribe from the deathblow


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Wise by sole experience


Once there was a man called Dominic, the sole experience!
His wisdom is not by education, by sole experience!
“Grudge, the mighty driving force-
is good in the world of evil”-mighty force!
Bloody no comic is wise by sole experience !


Poem Details | by Robb A. Kopp |
Categories: education

Hope in Tomorrow

Today I tried and fell astray
With students I tried to convey 
With my Kids I pleaded
A degree is needed
Tomorrow is another day


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Bang roseu the bossu


Once there was a don called “Bang roseu”
His policy “vocabulary I bang when I speaku”
“Mutton, chicken coming going” he say 
“All roam like goats, dogs and hen” to say 
Bloody this boss is a guardian saint of education! bang roseu!


Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: education, girlfriend-boyfriend,

THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

Two virgin lovers, now have learned
A lesson they wish they had spurned
Of the birds and the bees
His poor carpet burnt knees
Next time, to the bed they adjourned


Nick Bagnall
Contest entry for : THE BIRDS AND THE BEES


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: education,

A Bunch Of Dingdongs



The Great Barrier Reef is 2000 km long Largest living structure on this planet we belong You'll sleep well in the sack Knowing this little known fact A service I provide for you happy dingdongs


Poem Details | by Kelsey Bailey |
Categories: education, school,

School

In crowded classrooms kids would sit reading from books and listening to teachers watching the clock, waiting for two when the bell would ring and the school would look like a zoo


Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: education, funny, imagination, life, philosophy, satire

Banana Surprise

Banana went to culinary college
Yellow, firm, wanted so much knowledge,
Standing up in last class,
Ending up in large mass,
Now was the time for all to acknowledge.


Written for

Sponsor Deborah Guzzi 
Contest Name The once was a man from Dunkirk.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cat, education, funny, giggle, humor, student, teacher,

Teacher's Pet

My math teacher's favorite cat
Liked to wear a baseball hat.
Then her class stared it down
Til it purred with a frown,
The Red Sox man are where it's at.


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: education, introspection, philosophy, time,

Time to Read

As you take the time to read
You cultivate the knowledge seed
But take you the time to care
And please do be aware
On what your mind doth feed


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, education, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, introspection, life, mystery, places, science, science fiction, space, uplifting, visionaryme,

Holy Crap

Na- Nu Na-Nu
greetings earthlings How do you do
I'm captain Zendor from planet Sur Render 
shazbot someone crashed into my spaceship's fender
hit me so hard made me go krap-poo


Poem Details | by John W Fenn |
Categories: education, children, funny, health, school

Halitosis

When a schoolteacher’s got halitosis
What his pupils fear most when he’s close is
That the smell of his breath
It  could choke them to death
And bring about chronic necrosis