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Limerick Poems About Easter | Easter Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: easter, funny, humor, humorous,

Inspired by Jan's Bunny Can Bang All Night Limerick

I'll give you my best diagnosis
Your bunny has caught a psychosis.
His drum bangs so loud
It disperses the crowd
But at least it's not myxomatosis*.


See Jan Allison's hilarious original Limerick Bunny Can Bang All Night.


* Myxomatosis:  A viral infection of rabbits.

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Poem Details | by Kimberly Shaw |
Categories: fun, nonsense, , cute,

Easter in Nonsense Alley

John and Jack Bunny are snoozin'
For Easter will keep them both cruisin'

Cute, puffy white tails
Big, tall ears like sails

Hippity hop!  Those kids are droolin'


Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: celebration, easter, family, fun,

Egg Hunt

The Easter egg hunt was a blast,
With everyone running quite fast
Confetti in our hair
Not to mention underwear
Let's hope that dye isn't cast.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Ethical Rascal


Once there was a man called Easter Ethics
behaves in a mischievous teasing way, critic
“heat and fun motivates
if mutual trust is active”
bloody! ethical rascals amaze writers by critique  



Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, politicaleaster,

October, 1582

The Julian calendar threw
Spring’s equinox path far askew 
But Gregory’s shift
Of ten days closed the rift
So Easter eggs roll now on cue


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: holocaust,

Limerick: Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Limerick : Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater

Once a tongue-twisting Pop Man-Eater
Went on rampage with just her Strummer
Tunes she hissed were so sweet
Crunched Frenchmen by the fleet
Watch Out ! ‘Merica ! for this Nor’-Easter !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,

POOR EASTER BUNNY

I once met a sad Easter bunny He cried as his choc eggs were runny I said hop on your feet And get out of this heat Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny! 04~10~17


Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: funny, imagination, satireeaster,

I Must Tell

I have a friend, who makes money,
By telling jokes, while being funny,
He doesn’t do very well.
By what I must tell,
His suit looks like the Easter bunny.


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Butterfly On an Easter Bunny

Butterfly on An Easter Bunny

Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.

Jim Horn

Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Not Harvey

I thought I saw a big Easter bunny
when it hopped it looked really funny,
so I put my beer glass down
and then began my big frown...
it's my wife at the bar wanting money!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous,

RAMPANT RABBIT

I purchased a rabbit named Brandy By jingo, that young buck was randy It caused such a to do When he humped my left shoe Thank goodness the hosepipe was handy! HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS 3/27/18


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: candy, easter, humorous,

CHOCS AWAY

I’ve kidnapped the poor Easter bunny - His chocolate eggs are so yummy But I lost the plot And ate the whole lot Now I’ve got an ache in my tummy HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!! 3/30/18


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: bible, blessing, celebration, death, jesus, joy, perspective,

Easter Victory


The day filled with sadness and gloom
‘til Jesus arose from the tomb
And oh, isn’t it glorious
Satan seemingly victorious
Is now in for nothing but doom!


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny,

Says Who

One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!


Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

Easter Thrill

Senility for sympathy begs,
but for me, being senile has legs,
for when Easter time,
I find it sublime -
I can hide my own Easter eggs.


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: easter,

Payday

Payday

A lady from Burton on Trent
Would never have sex during Lent
Her husband would bleat
So how do we eat
And how do we pay this weeks rent


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

All Day Brekkie



My favorite meal is brekkie all day Can happen three times a day and still, I'd say How about a brekkie snack Chocolate eggs, quack, quack You know..Easter..when bunnies do play?


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