Limerick Poems About Devotion | Devotion Limerick Poems

A Text

Just a text to say i love you
I cant help it there's nothing i can do.
You are my best friend
And my love for you will never end.
I just want to know if you love me too

Appeared Young Laura

Once upon a time in the land of Jack
Appeared young Laura, now fancy that
Such pride and joy
Feel young as a boy
The decades that separate us don't mean a whack


© Jack Ellison 2015

Slow Golf

Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
     we offered them beer,
     later we found cheer--
 they stepped aside to let it outflow.

Mother Nature - Not Amused

Oceans, woods, abused, confused!
Mother nature not amused!
Her bellies aching.
Mistakes we're making!
Time pollution was defused!

There is an old man of the ocean,
To marine life is his devotion.
We have to put right,
Marine waters plight.
Or suffer our own devolution!

Plumber

There was a plumber from South Vernal
Who collected plumbing items supernal.
He loved them greatly
With devotion saintly
And slept every night with a urinal.

Future Prediction For Home Buyers

Forget about mortgage or rent.
These days with our paychecks fast spent,
In the future I see 
The hot question will be
How much for one BIG sturdy tent?


For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest: Economic Woes Limerick

A Limerick To Those Who Can Not Acknowledge the Evolution of Poetry:

You are witnessing a change in tone,
A new piece of the Rosetta Stone...
It may blow your mind
To find your behind
Has fallen quite far from the throne.

A Positive Line

Respect and regard, people feel honour as appreciation.
Pleasureness encouraged them to raise explanation.
when you ignore a person means you cut  a support line,
you narrowed a cycle for living, did you draw a positive line?
you realized others you are a person of reserve nature.

Flesh Vs. Spirit

hunger of the flesh , you must protest !!

Oh' this fleshly disaster , what a mess 

maybe just one more slice..

to much could bring a demise 

deny this flesh , wouldn't want to regress

For John Freeman: Godly Limerick

Look at me; I am so successful!
I am nothing save for Jesus' blood!
Have no god before Me
Love God first then your neighbor
If you love Me, serve widows and orphans.

Letter To Home

When I look around..I See that It's abound
 Whatever it Is..It wants Peace 
 Peace of mind..An everlastingly Bind
 No racketeering..It isn't Blind
 It Sees More than what you see.

Frustration

_____________________________

I hiked down to my old fish'in hole
one BIG "Rainbow Trout" was my goal
got nothing but snags
lost a whole jar of eggs
and into the lake went my pole
____________________________

 

I love to write a word in your praise.
My weakness is, I like your image,
Blue eyes as wide as an open sky,
As deep as ocean never speaks lie,
Tide roars when moon disturbs craze.

Sleep like a wee baby most every night
At times wet the bed, oh my, whatta a sight
Cathie spanks my bum
Found it kinda fun
But still loves her bed wetting hubby despite

Sediments of life experiences may seem precarious
One’s faith and hope that they may be found meritorious
As one lies six feet underground
The hereafter will only be compound
If the Creator’s judgment finds you sinfully nefarious

May I humbly say a word
Why you make my life so hard
Though I pray for your mercy
Never you send returns I see
Is it not quite unfair my Lord

tho my devotion will not shake
so much of me, this mission takes
i give it my all
and pray not to fall
seperating real from the fake

Determination and Devotion

Was determined with devotion
Chaos created a big explosion
Caused by current campaign 
Each lie and all of the stain
Now we have sadness and emotion.

Jim Horn

After Amal-Ahmed-al-Sadah 
took a bullet meant for Sheik Osama’s 
head; said wife number five: 
“He’s gotta stay alive 
to watch TV in his pajamas.”

Men were made in God’s immortal image
But were lured into serpent’s cruel cage;
    Christ bought redemption
     From eternal damnation,
For the sinner who wants to be a sage.

The ladies all love me, well, they they love my parts
Have to fend them off with a stick, their love's off the charts
No big surprise
With my two crossed eyes
And a body to die for especially my large naughty parts

Don’t Quit

To say that the path is rough,
Or the course is way too tough,
Is not an excuse
To be a recluse
Give effort that’s more than enough!

Let me whisper to your ears.
Listen to my words as lovely listeners.
Do you know why I do love you?
As I know you have a nice view.
I want to win you as pioneers.

History Knows…The Path You Chose


The sovereign old Ewe had a notion,
While leading her flock from the ocean,
”Now it seems I’ve become,
Worshipped just like the Sun,
What path shall I lead their devotion?”




For Carolyn's Contest

My brain..it's one of the most wonderfullest
Don't like to brag but gonna open it to tourists
So they can observe
How I manipulate words
Will bamboozle all you literary purists