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Limerick Poems About December | December Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: christmas, humorous,


Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014

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Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: business, funny, holiday, philosophy, time,

December 21, 2012

The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend

Poem Details | by Dear Heart- Wiishkobe Ode |
Categories: silly,

Bored In Manhattan

I went to Manhattan cause I was bored, And it is there, I met a man, sweet Lord; Oh gosh, he was enchanting, And soon he had me panting; And adored, my word, bored has a reward. ___________________ December 28, 2015 Limerick ~ Not For Contest ~

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Upside Down


With a world upside down you discover
New perspectives, I feel a Wild rover 
Makes my senses run  free
Ah! But now need a pee
So would you mind turning me over

23 December 2017

Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: boy, christmas, humorous,

Confessions of a Teenage Boy

This year I asked Santa for a Harley
and a flagon of wine made of barley.
  Then I asked God alone
  for an angel of my own...
no, not one of His, one of Charlie's!

           December 2015


As a teenage boy I loved Cheryl Ladd.

Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: friendship, people,

Portrait of Dena

Written December 20, 2011

Miss Dena loves all purple things
No matter what her day might bring.
She loves purple clothes...
Has oodles of those -
And also wears quite fancy rings.

Gail's note: Inspired by my friend Dena.
Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: life,

A Good Day

A Good Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The day is going to be good.
This thought is well understood.
No need for worry
Nor running from things furry
That monster is made out of wood.

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: jobs, life,

The New Job

The New Job
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

He started his job at six,
He was ready to enter the mix.
He lost it as seven,
Not his view of heaven,
So now it is back to the sticks.

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: patriotic,

High Flying Flag

High Flying Flag
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The flag was perched aright
It was properly lit at night.
It drew many views,
Was daily in the news,
Till it vanished from everyone’s sight.

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny, day,

Gloomy Day

Gloomy Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The day looks gloomy and dark.
Not a good day for the park.
So inside I will stay,
No time to play,
Time for me to make my mark.

Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous,

Such a pail

Such a pail 
I have a sweet beautiful daughter
Who is always fetching me water
Each day without fail
she has such a pail
When my daughter brings me the water

Limerick  Contest  December 24, 2015
Sponsored by Jan Allison

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny,

A New Ford

A New Ford
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The lad had wished for a new Ford.
He found one he really adored.
But trouble arose, 
With the one he chose,
He found that he could not afford.

Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,


Once there was a writer by name Jacob Distemper,
fellow is no doubt an excellent writer,extempore.
Children’s jungle story writing!
all time adult poem writing!
bloody, who caresWhat margin this December?

Poem Details | by Howard Tunick |
Categories: humor,

A Rising Tide For Contest

There once was a climate change doubter
He really was quite a shouter
Until late one night
The high tide just right
Found the beach house he loved under water

24 December 2015 

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny

An Unusual New Year's Resolve

There once was a woman that was very fat!
Her diet resolves, I fear,
Broken each and every year.
Until she put something new under her hat –
It was her food; now, what do you think of that?

© December 22, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Adam Wheaton |
Categories: funny

My Attempt at a Limerick

the neighbor's grass is always greener
and their house is always cleaner
but just remember
that come December
their family won't be any leaner

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Absolute Torture

It's December 21st and the days are getting longer Won't be long before this damn winter is conquered Had one too many That's more than plenty At my ripe old age each one's absolute torture © Jack Ellison 2016

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny,

Christmas Joy

Christmas Joy
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

	Was asked if Christmas was good,
	Particularly in my neighborhood.
	Responded that it was fine,
	A pocket full of bills is now mine,
	Maybe soon I’ll be singing as I should.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

In The Buff

It's December 19th and still no white stuff This ole earth has decided enough is enough We're messing things up Sitting here on our butts Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: cute love, fun, happy, sunshine,

- Maggie, Old Granny -

The lady Maggie we remember
Carl met her in December
Small and round.but classy
Sexy.sometimes sassy
Old granny her mind's in a blender

Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: car, december, destiny, drink, giggle, humor, silly,

The First Rudolph

There once was a cabbie named Fred
Whose nose glowed a very bright red.
When a call from a bar
Put an elf in his car,
And forced him to lead Santa 's sled.

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: fantasy

Indian Giver

Caresses on his back made him quiver.
Enticingly, she said, “Love, come hither.”
Warm fingers rubbed his spine.
Her kisses felt so fine.
An Indian princess was his giver.

© December 10, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Categories: fun, nonsense,

Sara Halley hailed from Texas

Sara Halley hailed from Texas
And fell out over a nexus
But she fell through
Her tummy grew
Inferior solar plexus

Copyright© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
02 December 2014

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory,

Remember December

Remember December, it's dead and gone Gonna be cold and blistery from this day on Fooled ya huh Got used to that stuff Well news bulletin, it's winter's same old song © Jack Ellison 2016

Categories: fun, nonsense,

Professor Doctor Hubbub

Acid Metaphoric was overused
Professor Doctor Hubbub was confused
"It might have been stolen
Or it might have swollen"
With tabby cats Professor Hubbub schmoozed

(C) rajat kanti chakrabarty
2014, 3rd December

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