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Limerick Poems About Daughters | Daughter Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: humorous,

One Mermaid's Lesson

A merman had one stubborn daughter who rebelled against what her dad taught her. When she swam to dry land, she could then understand she was just like a fish - out of water! For the Out of Water Poetry Contest of Sheri Fresonke Harper

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Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: fun, humor,

Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Humdinger Spice Apple Pie

Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.


Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie


Poem Details | by David Bose |
Categories: humor,

Farmer Brown's Daughter

When Farmer Brown’s daughter grew busty,
The men pulling turnips grew lusty.
Brown then had to choose
Which shotgun to use
If one of those hands proved untrusty.


Poem Details | by John W Fenn |
Categories: daughter, funny, wife

Cockney

A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta



Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: father, father daughter, father son, life, love, relationship,

A Fathers Desire

Their well being covers every corner of his conscience
caring for them is his default so beyond science
even when he seems wicked
he’d not mind to go naked
for love in their life to have a high rate of prevalence.


Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema


Poem Details | by Ralph Sergi |
Categories: humorous,

Such a pail

Such a pail 
I have a sweet beautiful daughter
Who is always fetching me water
Each day without fail
she has such a pail
When my daughter brings me the water

Limerick  Contest  December 24, 2015
Sponsored by Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,

Lefty Louie

Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's






Tribute To 
Marshall Arts


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, marriage, wedding,

Enough Already

It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: car, daughter, father, funny, humor, student,

People Help Survivors After Storm Drives Through a Town

The people who were still alive
Helped other survivors revive
All this didn’t bother
An excellent father
Who just taught his daughter to drive


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: pets,

Annie Our Golden



Annie, our Golden, is a member of the family Just like a daughter, it's really uncanny After going out upon our return Our love's enthusiastically reaffirmed Her excitement explodes, our dearest sweet Annie © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Charles Sides |
Categories: funny,

The Birds And The Bee's

My oldest daughter, I named Colleen
She entered puberty at thirteen
The birds and bee's explained
Left me completely drained
Dad, I already know the sex scene

Contest Entry by Charles Sides


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

The Lady


Once there was a lady by name Glory,
the daughter of a duke, John Gregory.
Stylishness! Admirable! Grace!
Precision! Behavior! Appearance!
Bloody notWoman of a “Big Family”.


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: daughter,

Short Dance

A pretty colleen from Kilrea,
Went dancing on StPatrick's Day.
Not asking permission
Was grievous omission.
Dad broke the dance up straight away.


Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: food, children, funny, people,

SWEET NELLIE KELLY

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who called their young daughter, Sweet Nellie.
And why was she so sweet?
Because all she would eat
Was just peanut butter and jelly.


Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny, music

WHEN VINCE TOOK D RAP

A     poetry  writer  named  Vince
Had  some   lyrics ,and  tried  to  convince
His  young  daughter  to  say
That  rap  had  it's  day 
Now , poor  Pop  is  Hip Hop , ever  since


Poem Details | by Shelby Wiser |
Categories: daughter, family,

Finally a mother

Im finally a mother 
I see the good and the bad
Ive been there for you 
through everything 
When i gave birth to you 
was the happiest days of my life
Im never going  leave you 
Baby i just want you to know 
how much your mommy loves 
                  you!!!


Poem Details | by Howard Tunick |
Categories: pain,

Minimum Wage

There was a young woman with daughter

She worked more hours than she oughta

Worked her fingers to the bone

Needed a payday loan

To pay for the shoes that she bought her


Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: food, hilarious, humor, humorous,

An Old Fellow

(Limerick) 


There was an old fellow from Pinner 
Whose daughter ate lots of lunch and dinner
Then woke up one day 
Very obese by the way
And now she's so fat and not thinner! 


Dorian Petersen Potter 
aka ladydp2000 
copyright@2014 


September,1,2014 


Poem Details | by Sarban Bhattacharya |
Categories: father daughter,

A Silly Mistake

Jane's dad was a man of hauteur, 
He employed a guard for his daughter
But that bloke was her dream, 
She eloped with him, 
Her father didn't know this suitor!


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Mutated Daughter

There was an old man named Lawter
He mutated an onion, a donkey and his daughter
The experiment went well
As you can tell
She now has an ass that make your eyes water

© 2000


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: education, funny, imagination, nature, science

Garbage Dump//For Limerick Game

In many and many ages hence
Standing on a hill that makes no sense
Archaeologist dig way down
Found way beneath a Royal Crown
Bad odor becoming intense

(This for Limerick Game or whatever passed from C.E.McMillen I pass the Limerick torch to 
Doris Culverhouse lovely daughter).


Poem Details | by Jeremy henderson |
Categories: daughter

my goodness

my goodness, i work to the bone
to support you until you're grown
hope someday you'll see
new visions of me
and live in that moment you own


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: child, childhood, dad, daughter, growing up, growth, my child,

My Daughter at 17

Goes with the trend bravely but with half sight
ripe sexuality, her massive headlight
following growth so damp
every act gives a cramp
scaling through with my ancient words, she might.


Poem Details | by Luther Seahand |
Categories: funny, happy, poetry,

Mice

A Scotsman's daughter named Nelly
drew pictures of mice on her belly.
That night in a dream
she squeaked out a scream
and woke with a tail in New Delhi.