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Limerick Poems About Dark | Dark Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: journey, life,

The Arc Of Life



Travelling through life resembles an arc We start out as a child emerging from the dark To reach a crescendo Establishing a tempo Then sadly we all must eventually disembark © Jack Ellison 2015

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Poem Details | by Alozor Michael Ikechukwu |
Categories: africa, betrayal, humor, humorous, murder,

APPLES ON OUR ROCK

There once reigned a great king on our Rock
Who dared the West and defied their bloc
Dark shades, face of a frown
Short brute so wanted down
Down, oriental appples on our Rock.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: betrayal, career, dark, evil, satire, true love,

life with t-rump XXI

Donald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar


Poem Details | by Wren Rushing |
Categories: animal, food, humor,

Shark In The Soup

In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I wear glasses before each meal I start.





12/27/18



Poem Details | by Michael Wise |
Categories: boat, humorous, ocean,

The Lark In The Dark

Sammy went out on a lark
sailing his boat in the dark
and while he got drunk
his little boat sunk
so his hangover went to the shark


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dark,

A Certain Lunatic



Where are we headed, is a silver lining in sight At the current pace, we'll be over the precipice before night It's already dusk Smarten up we must Before a certain lunatic precipitates an extinguishing of the lights


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Smart and Sexy

She said I love men of racial renown,
and madly lust after dark, white, and brown.
  I told her though Caucasian
  from the eyes up I'm Asian
but O' mama, I'm black from the waist down!



                 April 2015


Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: funny,

February Funny Bone


February Funny Bone

I know a young lady so fine
Her good looks almost made me blind
I bought some dark shades
To cut down the glaze
And now that young lady is mine


Curtis Moorman
5 February 2012

For Linda-Maries contest


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: memory, world war ii,

Vitamin B-12



Started taking Vitamin B-12 for my memory Reminding me of the B-29, a question for Jeopardy A bomber during history's dark time World War II, a disgusting crime We must all be sure so as not repeat this treachery © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, mystery, nature, philosophy, science, space,

Cosmology vs Cosmetology

Dark matter makes scientists sweat
Their telescopes can't find it...yet
What's lost could be found
If they’d just turn around
And gaze at a sexy brunette


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: dark, humor,

Crocodile Tears

He made her life a living hell.
Her heart immune to the death knell
She breaks down and cries
Tears spring from her eyes
Her acting days now serve her well.

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Contest: Open Poetry 
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
11th July, 2015
Placed 7th


Poem Details | by Dustin Craig |
Categories: confusion, dark, death, depression, goodbye, lonely, loss, stress, suicide,

Mediocre Man

There once was a man that was lackluster
Who's life was one giant cluster
Writes a suicide note
He slits his throat
Blank stares are all his family can muster


Poem Details | by mazhar butt |
Categories: assonance, character, funny, humor, smile,

Santa

As thin as a thistle Santa  in chimney  got stuck
In  the passage heavily blocked by years of  muck
struggling through the  soot
Santa fell down like a coot
And came out looking like a dark fancy duck.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Music Is Alive

A musician resting in a spar,
Was playing his electric guitar,
An almighty spark
Plunged his home into dark,
He was left with a musical scar.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,

The East End, Ends

It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser The East Ends gangster appraiser So loyal to the Kray's To his very last day One the Sixties ultimate erasures .


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: crazy, humor,

Limerick: Once a Dark Horse in a handicap

Limerick : Once a Dark Horse in a handicap

Once a Dark Horse in a handicap
Led head, tail and hoof in the last lap
All eyes on winning post
Cameras clicked the most
Horse lost in the negative, so clap !

© TWignesan – Paris,  2013


Poem Details | by Matt Forshay |
Categories: dark, death,

Only the Good Die Young Dark Limerick

Even though "Only the good die young"
A very well known song that's sung
But should it be said
Means less in the head
They wanted death before off the tongue

  


Poem Details | by jide badmus |
Categories: hope, inspirational, philosophy,

light a candle

light a candle
let it glow with hope
let its thin film of smoke 
disperse the dark clouds
let it drizzle and frizzle out your stress, 
let it wash off the stench of sweat
let your pregnant hope 
deliver twins and triplets; 
multiple tales of success  


Poem Details | by Ako Henshaw |
Categories: boyfriend,

A Kiss In The Dark

Blinded and saving the love talk in the dark
In a sensuous connection came a spark
An active mind bee-lined for a kiss
Shilly-shally bemused as lass remarks
Lips to nose in a clear view face, turns dark.


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny, day,

Gloomy Day

Gloomy Day
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012

The day looks gloomy and dark.
Not a good day for the park.
So inside I will stay,
No time to play,
Time for me to make my mark.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anniversary, funny

Oo La Ween!

Welcome to my naughty Halloween Meet my dark and beautiful dream On this night she's a witch But by day not a stitch So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen


Poem Details | by Mitch White |
Categories: introspection

Sagittariously Speaking

We will ride straight into the sun
Come back burnt, claiming it was fun
Our aim is usually on the mark
Any miss was because of the dark
Ask for advice we'll give you a ton


Poem Details | by sherif goda |
Categories: death, life,

The battle of death and life

Death and life are always in fierce fight
Death is lurking away from your sight
Ready to take you away
For worms that make you decay
And ends your life with a long dark night


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humor,

Circus Clowns

After spending a night on the town
and drinking ale - a hearty dark brown,
we were feeling sooo frisky,
tried moves a bit too risky,
quickly learned: What goes up, must come down!


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

Jack Is Back

After dark he has that spark,
He writes limericks for a lark,
Your chin will get sore 
From the laughter he draw,
Be careful, it's getting quite dark.