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Poem Details | by Kristin Carter |
Categories: imagination, life, nature, places,

I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night

The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.

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Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: dance, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

While Close Dancing

On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

SHE'S DRY - WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR ARMAND

She’s as dry as a woman can be No longer wet from dribbling wee She’s got 'Tom' in her pants She can run, she can dance No more leaks, she is now so carefree 30th March 2015


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: dance, humor,

Tango Tangle

Our Gladys was doing the tango
But her partner was dancing fandango
When her stiletto got placed
In a sensitive space
His castanets swelled like a mango.



Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: crazy,

Guise of a Clown

I have never liked your phoney guise as a clown Whose silly painted smile should be turned upside down I'd like to put red ants Down your baggy ass pants And watch you dance until the seat of 'em runs brown


Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: dance, funny, judgement, voice,

ALL PIRATES NOT CREATED EQUAL



Type casting Pirates of Penzance
Lining up those who’ll sing and dance
Some aced the illusion
Others beyond delusion
Laughing so hard I wet my pants 



Submitted on April 8, 2019, for contest PIRATE THEMED LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN  -  RANKED 4TH


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: culture,

Hawai'i Nei

Wahine hula dance all night
Swivelling hips beneath moonlight
But comes the dawn
Bikini on
They surf the waves like dynamite!


Poem Details | by John W Fenn |
Categories: daughter, funny, wife

Cockney

A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: desire, funny, humorous,

My Brazilian Relief English Teacher

 My new English teacher my loins disturb,
 her grammar poor but her samba superb.
   She asked me at a glance
   if I would like to dance?
 No Miss, I sheepishly replied...wrong verb!



                  August 2014


Poem Details | by Timothy Brumley |
Categories: funny, nature

The Aunt Dance

An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



                            Timothy IBrumley


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: funny, marriage, men, psychological, relationship, trust, women,

How to give a guy a premarital suitability exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze


Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: friendship,

Lynette

A NIGHT OF FUN WAS WHAT WE ENJOYED SANS YOUNG TRACY AND THE JOVIAL BOY THE BAND WAS ROCKING WE WERE NOT STOPPING TO REMINISCE AND DANCE OH WHAT A JOY! Written 01/03/2015 After a wonderful reunion with friends missed for thirty years


Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories:

Dinosaur Dance

There were two dinos who loved the hop     
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop 

Copyright © 2011  By Caryl SMuzzey


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: dance,

Clumsy Aquarius

Aquarius met Belle from France
Attracted he asked for a dance
The first was a slow
He stepped on her toe
Did he deserve a second chance?



Poem Details | by Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser |
Categories: dance, feelings, happy, life, love,

FOOTLOOSE

Rock and roll that's my play
Who wants to stay and sway
Don't care if you're footloose
Any music we'll dance and choose
Smiles; grooving fun that we'll display

1:38 AM
02/24/2014


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: dance,

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE LIMERICK CONTEST

Jan Can Can The dance show of sultry young Jan was given a national ban. It was found in her dance she wore no underpants performing high kicks with *can-can! Written Oct13, 2016 for Jan's contest! *Pronunciation is of course American style!


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: dance, funny, lust,

Romance in Durango

 We met south of the border in Durango,
 She was hot and boy could she fandango!
   She said at a glance
  "Señor like to dance?"
 No I replied...but I would love to tango!



               September 2014



Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: imagination, nature, seasons

Rock - Paper - Scissors

~

Paper Snowflake

~

Upon the rock of summer that teem
with scissors I forge a winter dream
with paper of white
and visions of flight
each snowflake dance with sunlight gleam

~


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,

another girl from france

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH ‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Yee Haw Let's Party



Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza Maybe dance in the moonlight While trying to remain upright In spite of downing six bottles of tequila © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: dream,

Counting Sheep



Got up at 3:00 AM, sure had enough sleep Coffee at 10:00, made me ready to dance and leap Thought I might as well rise Stead of giving it a try Got up to ten thousand, counting all those damn sheep!


Poem Details | by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr |
Categories: adventure, dance, places,

HAVE SOME FUN

no doudt get out
stop beening along
go to rome
fine where you belong
go  dance prance
go to the beach run
lay in the sun
HAVE SOME FUN


Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny,

Living Vivid

The orange flowers attract bumble bees
Yellow and black bees stung my red knees
Dance round flailing and wailing  crimson legs
Devilish dimples arose;  scratch pegs
Several amber ants stung white toes


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: dance, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, husband, soulmate,

Dancer

There once was a student from Gilroy
Who wanted to marry a tomboy.
But his parents protested
Then had him arrested,
And forced him to join the Bolshoi.


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: growing up, life,

Window of Teenage hood

A growing mind, viewing an exciting world from a glance
sparkling costumes of Adulthood so enticing for a dance
hormones gushing through a pipe
feelings undergoing some hype
a young heart in speedy formation, hoping to taste romance.