Limerick Poems About Dance | Dance Limerick Poems

I Met This Charming Moonbeam Last Night

The arms of the willow started to sway
and this curious glow rippled my way.
While flirting with my feet,
nature played a song so sweet.
The lake our dance floor 'til the sun's first ray.

While Close Dancing

On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”

SHE'S DRY - WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR ARMAND

She’s as dry as a woman can be
No longer wet from dribbling wee
She’s got 'Tom' in her pants
She can run, she can dance
No more leaks, she is now so carefree


30th March 2015

Tango Tangle

Our Gladys was doing the tango
But her partner was dancing fandango
When her stiletto got placed
In a sensitive space
His castanets swelled like a mango.

Guise of a Clown

I have never liked your phoney guise as a clown
Whose silly painted smile should be turned upside down
I'd like to put red ants
Down your baggy ass pants
And watch you dance until the seat of 'em runs brown

Misguided Sean

There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.

9/18/18
(Colleen - an Irish girl)

Hawai'i Nei

Wahine hula dance all night
Swivelling hips beneath moonlight
But comes the dawn
Bikini on
They surf the waves like dynamite!

The Trumpeter's Ballet

How popular is the big attraction today
By all accounts, it's “The Trumpeters Ballet”
It's classified first-rate
Though a bit overweight
His followers too, southern cooking on a plate

Cockney

A cockney from over the water
Had a wife and a tasty young daughter
They would lead him a dance
And he stood not a chance
Cos they both never did what they oughta

How to give a guy a premarital suitability exam

Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze

My Foreign Relief Teacher

  My grammar teacher from Rio my loins disturb,
  her English poor but her Brazilian superb.
    She loves to samba and by chance 
    asked me if I would like to dance?
 “No Miss”, in my best grammar replied...”wrong verb!”



                  August 2014

Jan Can Can

The dance show of sultry young Jan

was given a national ban.

It was found in her dance

she wore no underpants

performing high kicks with *can-can!


Written Oct13, 2016 for Jan's contest!
*Pronunciation is of course American style!

An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



                            Timothy IBrumley

Aquarius met Belle from France
Attracted he asked for a dance
The first was a slow
He stepped on her toe
Did he deserve a second chance?

A NIGHT OF FUN WAS WHAT WE ENJOYED
SANS YOUNG TRACY AND THE JOVIAL BOY
THE BAND WAS ROCKING
WE WERE NOT STOPPING
TO REMINISCE AND DANCE OH WHAT A JOY!

Written 01/03/2015
After a wonderful reunion with friends missed for thirty years

There were two dinos who loved the hop     
When they got started, they could not stop.
They bounced - flailed about,
Until both passed out,
and detained for affray by a cop 

Copyright © 2011  By Caryl SMuzzey

 We met south of the border in Durango,
 she was hot and boy could she fandango.
   She said at a glance
  "señor like to dance?"
 No I replied...but I would love to tango!



               September 2014

Rock and roll that's my play
Who wants to stay and sway
Don't care if you're footloose
Any music we'll dance and choose
Smiles; grooving fun that we'll display

1:38 AM
02/24/2014

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Paper Snowflake

~

Upon the rock of summer that teem
with scissors I forge a winter dream
with paper of white
and visions of flight
each snowflake dance with sunlight gleam

~

Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea
Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza
Maybe dance in the moonlight
While trying to remain upright
In spite of downing six bottles of tequila


© Jack Ellison 2015

There once was a student from Gilroy
Who wanted to marry a tomboy.
But his parents protested
Then had him arrested,
And forced him to join the Bolshoi.

DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES

FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS

THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP

YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP

UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE

ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE

ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH

‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF TUSH

WHEN SHE RIPPED OUT THE SEAM OF HER PANTS

The orange flowers attract bumble bees
Yellow and black bees stung my red knees
Dance round flailing and wailing  crimson legs
Devilish dimples arose;  scratch pegs
Several amber ants stung white toes

This Pole Dancer she was with me
All other men must pay her fee
Still I must confess
My family’s stress
But Polish dance lessons aren’t free