What has astrology to gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?
Say what you mean and mean what you say
Less confusion and hassle, a more carefree way
Smile and think happy
At the risk of looking sappy
Life's to be enjoyed like a beautiful ballet
The instructions he gave were no good
The workers all misunderstood
They hadn’t a clue
Of just what to do
So noone could do what they should.
He was asked for clarification
And told of the workers frustration
Then things even got worse
Much more perverse
His solution was an aberration!
The explanation he sent
Only caused more torment
The confusion was spread
Cause here’s how it read
“I know you believe you understand what you think
I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you
heard is not what I meant”.
Curb An Herb That Does Disturb
What we need to do is to try and curb,
The use of what is a hullacinatory herb;
Harm may cause;
Must loosen bras;
Can create confusion as it does disturb.