Limerick Poems About Confusion | Confusion Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor, planet, stars,

The Moon in Astrology

What has astrology to gain us? The confusion surely must pain us. Just how are you behooved-- Not to mention improved-- By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beauty,

A Beautiful Ballet

Say what you mean and mean what you say Less confusion and hassle, a more carefree way Smile and think happy At the risk of looking sappy Life's to be enjoyed like a beautiful ballet

Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: confusion, funny


The instructions he gave were no good
The workers all misunderstood
        They hadn’t a clue
        Of just what to do
So noone could do what they should.

He was asked for clarification
And told of the workers frustration
        Then things even got worse
        Much more perverse
His solution was an aberration!

The explanation he sent
Only caused more torment
        The confusion was spread
        Cause here’s how it read
“I know you believe you understand what you think
I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you
heard is not what I meant”.

         The Management

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Curb An Herb That Does Disturb

Curb An Herb That Does Disturb

What we need to do is to try and curb,
The use of what is a hullacinatory herb;
Harm may cause;
Must loosen bras;
Can create confusion as it does disturb.

Jim Horn