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Limerick Poems About Christians | Christian Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, gospel, jesus, life, spiritual, spoken word,

I am Christian

My divine manual and life prospectus is the Bible
my ways, a beautiful mirror sparkling like clean Marble
falsehood can’t colour my teeth
Jesus Christ is not a myth
the hope of eternal life, a conviction, not a gamble.

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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: chocolate, christian, funny, giggle, humor, wind, woman,

Manx Mass Grave

I'll never forget Midnight Mass
No incense -  just Jan's chocolate gas
She knelt down to pray
And blew me away
We all went to Heaven First-Class


Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: character, christian, culture, depression, emotions, feelings, funny,

laugh out loud brawy limerick

sip your coffee and smoke cigar
you the ass holy and mob boss 
catholic faith noth
protestants’ hybrid
StJohn the Baptist spurious


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, spiritual,

To the Devil

The saints are prosperous and you know why
they torment your kingdom, you aren’t shy
condemned by everlasting rickets
hidden by all kinds of false jackets
smoke all the weed, you can’t be the most high.



Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: addiction, bible, christian, confusion, corruption, death, evil,

Sin

Such food made the people go crazy.
Their hearts Fill'd with lust all got hazy
In bad stuff they were in
Many died cuz of sin
And were lost for'ver and that's crazy!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


September 8,2014



Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: bible, blessing, christian, god, inspiration,

The Ark Of Covenant

Whenever they travelled in front
The Ark Of Covenant did confront
The kept it well lit
And that was just fit
Only some to God could talk'd affront.


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014


September, 8, 2014


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: anti bullying, art, christian, dog, funeral,

Socrates and his Ouzo

There was a man named Freddie
he'd beat is wife ever steady
a self centered drunk
he was a scum and a skunk
the judge made sure his cell was ready


Poem Details | by jOSEPH ADEBANJO |
Categories: bible, christian,

Jesus' blood never fails

Jesus' blood never fails me at all The precious crimson tide flows for all Epitome of power All sins overpowered Upon it proud, I stand, brave and tall


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: christian, god, jesus, spiritual, spoken word,

Living God

Satisfies His household even much more
granting His children’s desires for sure
Jesus is the barret
beyond any laureate
His hands will cover those who stay inshore.


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: fun, garden, nonsense, silly, word play,

Roman Gnome

Roman Gnome

There once was an Emperor of Rome
Who invented the first garden Gnome
He thought it looked cute
In its Christian suit

Mascot to the Coliseum of Rome


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian, funny, political,

Trump Versus Heaven

Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
Is a man that Trump loves to hate
After The Fall
God needs a Wall
So build one before its too late!


Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: christian, destiny, forgiveness, inspirational,

Eternally Speaking

ETERNALLY SPEAKING

A man named Jesus was heard to say
I am The Life, The Truth, and The Way
No greater word
May ever be heard
Will you accept Him today?


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: abortion, baby, bible, christian, international, religion, women,

Answer Me

If Heaven rewards people of worth
And Hell awaits all those who love mirth
Then the pain of life
Is not worth the strife
Why would a woman choose to give birth?


Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: bible, christian,

A Truly Great Preacher

A TRULY GREAT PREACHER

I know a preacher named Billy Graham
Convicting words, he really can say 'em
He'll speak words so bold
It will shake up your soul
And prayers, you surely will pray 'em


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: truth,

Standing In A Garage



Going to church on Sunday doesn't make you a Christian Any more than standing in a garage make you a piston This made me cackle Like a happy jackal Then walked into a lion's den and it made me a chicken


Poem Details | by Carol Connell |
Categories: christian, jesus, pride,

Pride

Beware of this thing called pride
that can well up on your inside.
Don't allow it to flourish,
its appetite nourish,
in Jesus' name, cast it aside!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

My Christian Dior Pantsuit



I'm the king of the ball in my Christian Dior pantsuit With accessories by Donald and Goofy in cahoots Not a well known fact Their designs fill the racks Of poets and poetesses here on the Soup


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bible, christian, drink, food, gospel, war, wine,

Biblical Poser

King Herod was such a big dummy
For armies must march on their tummy
Why would he crucify
A "FREE FOOD & WINE" guy
Who could make Army chow quite yummy? 


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

GT Boutique



Giant Tiger or GT Boutique, has gained tremendous fame A classy discount shopping thrill, I'm not pulling your chain Mo said if money's your concern It's means less money to burn You and Christian Dior might be seen boarding a plane


Poem Details | by Jacqueline R. Mendoza |
Categories: christian, devotion, faith, god, jesus, people, spiritual,

The Christian Name

God calls each one by name
Everyone’s name is sacred
The name is the icon of the person
It demands respect
As a sign of the one who bears it

Written: 6252018
Poetry Form: Limerick
Copyright © Jacqueline RMendoza


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: christian,

Hell Fires

Notre Dame erupted in fire
Ghosts gasped in the funeral pyre
For the Devil's horns
Are the Crown of Thorns
Held fast by an angelic choir


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: christian, god, sexy,

Babes Everywhere

There once was a minister so meek
His sole desire, the Lord for to seek --
   Despite babes everywhere
   Never once did he stare --
He just grinned, then turned her other cheek


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: angel, christian, weather, wind,

Michael

Although Michaelmas had come and went
Michael was by no means content
With an old Rebel yell
He made Florida Hell
Survivors now live in a tent.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: sensual,

My Christian Dior Pantsuit



King of the runway in my Christian Dior pantsuit Accessories as well right down to the boots Not a well-known fact These designs fill my racks A poet of sophistication in this limerick loupe


Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: character, christian, political, satire,

Buttigieg-Sharpton BS

MrPete with Al Sharpton did just meet
They oppose homophobia -- How sweet!
   But what about Mike Pence
   Can they get off the fence
And come to this kind, Christian man's defense?