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Limerick Poems About A Child | Child Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, lust, natural disasters,

OOPS - IT'S A BIT OF A COCK UP

Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay... He’s sleeping with his buxom P A She confirmed she’s with child Ted baulked, then got quite riled I wonder what his wife’s got to say! 5/26/18

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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: journey, life,

The Arc Of Life



Travelling through life resembles an arc We start out as a child emerging from the dark To reach a crescendo Establishing a tempo Then sadly we all must eventually disembark © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: child abuse, children, culture, freedom, immigration, political, prison,

Trumperie

Our President wants us to see
A Justice as mean as can be
Pack tots in cages
Deny their mom wages
And tell them they'll never be free


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: work,

Maid in America

I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"



Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: child, funny, granddaughter,

Pancakes

The Pancakes are ready to eat
My Granddaughter's help was so neat
The eggs she did crack 
The smiles did not lack
As eggshells were part of the treat

© 2013 Rick Zablocki 

My 4 year old granddaughter helped me make breakfast this am, pancakes from scratch Lots of fun.


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone  


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Pickle & Tickle Limerick

There once was a lady with child
Whose appetite was usually mild
Now she had a tickle
For a chocolate covered pickle
Not getting it she would certainly go wild


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: age,

The Transition Age



Eighty seems to be the transition age When we revert back to a child like stage We stomp our feet No more sweet It allows us the privilege to rant and rave


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor,

AAAARGH

I've just had to give up and stop
wait for my blood pressure to drop
this long stream of fails
has broken my nails
whose idea was these child-proof tops?


Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,

New Life

Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
 I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
 They say in a few weeks
 I'll be able to kiss  your new cheeks
 I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway

(c) Nyonglema


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife

Double Disappointment

I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: humorous,

Ann

There once was a girl named Ann
Who had a plan to get a man
For a while it was wild
Till he learned of her child
And that was the end of that plan


Poem Details | by Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories: betrayal, boyfriend, child, children, conflict, feelings, girlfriend,

A dull three - aka Adultery

Love lived in the hearts of Him and Her,
 But distance shrouded fear over Her
 And to punish Her reluctance
 He gave another girl a chance
 And she brought triplets nine months later.



(c) Nyonglema


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

Nerd Dad

There once was a child with a rattle
Who liked to crawl around cattle.
Til its mom found out
And to her ex did shout,
You just lost your custody battle.


Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: child, funny,

Mahala

My granddaughter's name is Mahala
She plays with lots of great stamina
We run here and there
We play everywhere
Pretending to be a tarantula

© 2013 Rick Zablocki


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Child Gone Wild

WHO trashed this whole house and went wild? WHAT? You let in the dog? He got riled? WHEN was this? Where’s he at? WHERE the heck is the cat?? WHY ever did I want a child? for Harry Horseman's 5-W's Contest


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,

Lefty Louie

Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's






Tribute To 
Marshall Arts


Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: art,

Banana Eating Roo -Limerick-

There once was a child from Canada Who loved eating bananas, He went to the zoo Gave one to the roo, Now the roo has a banana colored bandana Copyright Cynthia Jones Feb.17/2005


Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: childhood, death, depression, family, life, loss, sad,

A Child of Nine

When I was a child of nine
I thought I had all the time
Time to live and be happy
Time to fish with my pappy
But death had crossed the line


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: child,

Immaturity



You can only be young once, but you can always be immature As long as you live, trust me, I know this to be fact for sure I'm a prime example A perfect sample Of immaturity, you can surely be assured


Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: funny, holiday,

Action

You took my money and our child
after divorce papers you filed,
I never did tell you
my life is not all blue...
I'm the film crew for Girls Gone Wild!!!


For "A valentine Limerick~ to your x-lover"  contest sponsored by Sidney ~ LeeAnn.


Poem Details | by dean wood |
Categories: childhood, mum,

dean wood

dean wood,
 is no good,
chop him up,
for fire wood.




a rhyme my mum used to sing to me when i was a child?
go figuire.


Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: art, , Lullaby,

MY MEMORIES NEVER FAIL

In my baby diaper i sang
Then motherly songs never slang
Lullaby welcomes me home meekly
In me lies hope boldly
But i still remain a child in the gang


Poem Details | by MC MC |
Categories: adventure, family, funny, mother

WHISTLER'S MOTHER

Whistler's Mother

looked so mild,

but she was the mother

of another child.

she was the mother

of my other brother

she actually was real wild!


Copyright McCuen 2008



Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: child, , cute,

Coy

He was an unusual boy Who thought Granny played with his toys Granny thought it was so cute She's his playmate in cohoots Even though she is being coy___