Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, lust, natural disasters,
Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay...
He’s sleeping with his buxom P A
She confirmed she’s with child
Ted baulked, then got quite riled
I wonder what his wife’s got to say!
5/26/18
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Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
journey, life,
Travelling through life resembles an arc
We start out as a child emerging from the dark
To reach a crescendo
Establishing a tempo
Then sadly we all must eventually disembark
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
I Am Anaya |
Categories:
humor, western,
Harry Horsman; devilish rake, wild
Prodigy gunslinger as a child
Robs the stages then departs
Wields his way to woman’s hearts
Smoked ‘em all down with joy as he smiled
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
work,
I had an affair with a maid
Accustomed to doing as bade
Now she is with child
The wife has gone wild,
"Thats not how a maid should be paid!"
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,
Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
There once was a lady with child
Whose appetite was usually mild
Now she had a tickle
For a chocolate covered pickle
Not getting it she would certainly go wild
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,
once a child with a rattle
enjoyed crawling around cattle
till its mother found out
and to her ex did shout
you lost your custody battle.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
child,
You can only be young once, but you can always be immature
As long as you live, trust me, I know this to be fact for sure
I'm a prime example
A perfect sample
Of immaturity, you can surely be assured
Poem Details | by
Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories:
computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife
I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”
Poem Details | by
Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories:
baby, family, mom, mother, mother daughter, my child, my children,
Hiding in mummy's tummy, kicking happily away
I'm kissing you warmly, clapping and singing in play
They say in a few weeks
I'll be able to kiss your new cheeks
I can't wait for the morning I'll lift you in a sway
(c) Nyonglema
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
child, children, daughter, dedication, fantasy, funny, people,
Once was a man named lefty Louie
Tried robbing corner store Oh phooey
Little did he come know
Ten sensei's Ready go
Here there nothing felt but Ka Pooey's
Tribute To
Marshall Arts
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
age,
Eighty seems to be the transition age
When we revert back to a child like stage
We stomp our feet
No more sweet
It allows us the privilege to rant and rave
Poem Details | by
Nyonglema Pisoh |
Categories:
betrayal, boyfriend, child, children, conflict, feelings, girlfriend,
Love lived in the hearts of Him and Her,
But distance shrouded fear over Her
And to punish Her reluctance
He gave another girl a chance
And she brought triplets nine months later.
(c) Nyonglema
Poem Details | by
Viv Wigley |
Categories:
humor,
I've just had to give up and stop
wait for my blood pressure to drop
this long stream of fails
has broken my nails
whose idea was these child-proof tops?
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
WHO trashed this whole house and went wild?
WHAT? You let in the dog? He got riled?
WHEN was this? Where’s he at?
WHERE the heck is the cat??
Just WHY ever did I want a child?
Poem Details | by
Cynthia Jones |
Categories:
art,
There once was a child from Canada
Who loved eating bananas,
He went to the zoo
Gave one to the roo,
Now the roo has a banana colored bandana
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Feb.17/2005
Poem Details | by
Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a girl named Ann
Who had a plan to get a man
For a while it was wild
Till he learned of her child
And that was the end of that plan
Poem Details | by
Mark Goodson |
Categories:
childhood, death, depression, family, life, loss, sad,
When I was a child of nine
I thought I had all the time
Time to live and be happy
Time to fish with my pappy
But death had crossed the line
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
betrayal, bullying, child abuse, corruption, immigration, international, political,
The man who puts kids in cages
Laughs at the folks it enrages
Whilst taxpayers bleed
Republicans need
Bilingual pedophile Pages
Poem Details | by
Dean Wood |
Categories:
childhood, mum,
dean wood,
is no good,
chop him up,
for fire wood.
a rhyme my mum used to sing to me when i was a child?
go figuire.
Poem Details | by
Mc Mc |
Categories:
adventure, family, funny, mother
Whistler's Mother
looked so mild,
but she was the mother
of another child.
she was the mother
of my other brother
she actually was real wild!
Copyright McCuen 2008
Poem Details | by
George Aul |
Categories:
funny, holiday,
You took my money and our child
after divorce papers you filed,
I never did tell you
my life is not all blue...
I'm the film crew for Girls Gone Wild!!!
For "A valentine Limerick~ to your x-lover" contest sponsored by Sidney ~ LeeAnn.
Poem Details | by
John Chizoba Vincent |
Categories:
art, , Lullaby,
In my baby diaper i sang
Then motherly songs never slang
Lullaby welcomes me home meekly
In me lies hope boldly
But i still remain a child in the gang
Poem Details | by
Patricia Sawyer |
Categories:
adventure, funny, seasons
there once was a child from the city
who grew up in fear.what a pity
she cried millions of tears
and was ignored fifty years
now in a puddle she scribbles this ditty
Poem Details | by
Sara Chansarkar |
Categories:
friend, funny,
You, my friend make me a child again
Unlocking the silliness I hide in my brain
No dirty jokes, I tell my kids
With eyes firm under the lids
But laughing at your poop jokes, I can’t restrain