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Limerick Poems About Cats | Cat Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Zoo Limerick

A struggle ensued at the zoo

when King Lion met Jack Kangaroo.

Leo tried to attack,

but Jack fired right back:

"Are you crazy, Cat? I know Kung Fu!"


For Geraldine Taylor's  The Creative Collective Anthology Series - Comic Version

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Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: cat,

Mr Magoo

I had a black cat called Magoo
The slippers and clothes it would chew
This damaged its jaw
And broke every claw
Thank goodness I had super glue!


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Furry Friend contest by Royal T.
Placed 6th


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: animal,

A Bossy Old Cow - For Contest

A bossy old cow in the street

was rolling while licking its teat!

When it howled like a cat,

I thought: What’s up with that?

Can bossy old cows be in heat?


Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Raccoon's Baby Sittin' Service




MrsCat, I'm bringing back your kitten
I'm completely done with baby sittin'
She cried all day
Not worth the pay
And , so sorry, we couldn't find her mitten



For the "Tell Me About It " contest



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Bodily Functions


Love bodily functions, no question bout that Sometimes my best ones even frighten the cat They climb up a pole It can sure take its toll Some end up cross eyed unable to nap


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: girlfriend,

Miss Wrong with plenty of Baggage

I still haven't found my Miss Right;
the girl with the cat was a fright:
she farted all day
and stank of decay,
then played with her pussy all night...

for the Baggage contest


Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: cat, fun, silly,

There was a Black Cat in Miami

There was a Black Cat in Miami

There was a Black Cat in Miami
Whose owners were told he’s Siami
But he’s just a Black Cat
Nothing special about that
Disappointed those folks of Miami


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Cousin Bell

Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla she just met?


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: animals

The Meerkat

There is a strange animal in our zoo called a meerkat
That makes me laugh every time I look at
Although “kat” is in its name
It’s no feline just the same
So you can say the meerkat is no mere cat.


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny, horror,

The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Hat Crazy

Louise Gratton always wore a hat on,
Even on her bicycle when she sat on,
They were various colours and design,
Her millinery skills always fine,
Now she's making one to put her cat on.


Poem Details | by Gillian Hughes |
Categories: animal, cat,

Pasta cat

There was a large cat from Llanelli
Who was terribly fond of spaghetti
One day out of menace
He travelled to Venice
Where he dined in the sun on a jetty.


Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: animals

Homer The House Cat

He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!


Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: animal, cat, dog, food, children,

A Dog And A Cat And A Flea

A dog and a cat and a flea,
All sat down to some tea,
They all ate some ham,
With some bread and some jam,
And were all as content as can be.


Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: cat, funny,

Dexter

A serial killer named Dexter
His victim's wounds they would just fester
He causes great fear
To those that are near
He'll pounce on a mouse just like a jester

© 2013 Rick Zablocki


Poem Details | by Laura Leiser |
Categories: cat, funny,

LICKS and HAIRBALLS

My Persian LICKS with abandon
A cat with a mission in hand'en
When suddenly he chokes
HAIRBALLS stuck in his throat
And upchucks over me where I'm standin'!




Written on 5/20/2015
For L&H Limerick Contest


Poem Details | by Michael Smith |
Categories: animal, cat,

Cats Outside My Window

I wake at two a.m
Cats outside my window
Fighting screeching moaning
Honey, what the heck is going on
I don't know
But, could you stop with all the singing


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Flat Cat

Skippity doo, skippidy dat,
I jumped over my pussycat,
Doing it just once more
I slipped upon the polished floor,
Now pussy looks quite flat.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Teaching Pussy To Swim

I was teaching my cat to swim,
His pussy face looked so grim,
Dad said, "Make the lessons shorter,
you see cats just don't like water,
even so, I rate your chances slim."


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: magic,

The Unexplainable

The Unexplainable By Tom Wright A fledging young magician named Joel Pratt, Was quite adept at pulling things from a hat. From a force of habit, Out came the rabbit, But he was supposed to have produced a cat.


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Child Gone Wild

WHO trashed this whole house and went wild? WHAT? You let in the dog? He got riled? WHEN was this? Where’s he at? WHERE the heck is the cat?? WHY ever did I want a child? for Harry Horseman's 5-W's Contest


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat,

Lucky

There once was a cat named Lucky
Thrown from a car that was junky
With a broken jaw
And a broken paw
Now she is pretty much spunky


Poem Details | by Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories: cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words, work,

Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

Scotland in Pawn's Dreams

A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams

5/5/2014


Poem Details | by Milton Toran |
Categories: animals, funny,

O Solo Meow

Screaming cat, what's up with you?
Seated on my fence at a quarter of two
The night is short, the hour's deep
Leave me be to enjoy my sleep
Oh what I wouldn't give for a shoe!


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: humor,

Sound advice

When decorating, please ensure that
you wear some old clothes and a hat
the colour choice matters
in case the paint splatters
so pick something that matches your cat.


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