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Limerick Poems About Blue | Blue Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: christmas, humorous,

YOU MUST LOOK AFTER YOUR ELF

Santa’s little helper felt poorly sick Couldn’t deliver presents for Saint Nick His red nose was gleaming Blue eyes they were streaming I hope that Santa will give him some Vick 24th December 2014

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Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: funny,

Santa With Running Nose

Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."


Poem Details | by Probir Gupta |
Categories: emotions,

If I Were An Elephant

If I were an elephant
I would marry my mahout man
Would fly very high
Up in the blue sky
Then fall down in a skeleton
_______________________________

12/12/2016


Poem Details | by Cecilia Crasto |
Categories: color, conflict,

Green And Blue

She had one eye of green and one of blue A phenomenon only seen in few One loved truth the other lies Causing friction between the eyes Contact lens has changed the hue!



Poem Details | by kayla fielding |
Categories: anxiety, blue, bullying,

who am I

Who am I?
My heart, it always cries
I guess I will never really know
which way does water flow?
who am I?


Poem Details | by Viv Wigley |
Categories: animal, humor,

Booby

A blue footed Booby called Dougal
had a beak that was shaped like a bugle
so it may have looked funny
but it held all his money
that Booby named Dougal was frugal.

11th September 2018
For contest 'Animal Limerick', sponsor Charles Messina


Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: funny, grandparents, longing, lust, night, nostalgia, silly,

IMPURE THOUGHTS



On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers



May 19, 2019
9-9-7-7-9
for Tania Kitchin's Bawdy Limericks Contest


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: inspirational,

Jan U Wary

The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!


Poem Details | by Tony Ajah |
Categories: social, dream, dream,

Nigeria of My Dream

A place that gives wings to my dreams
And hushes my fears, worries and screams
Where I’d develop stronger wings to fly
Rising so higher, touching the blue sky
That I dream and pray it ends not as dream         


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: animals,

Monkeying Around

Written by Gail DeBole

The white-handed Gibbon swung high
     but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
    'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny, religion,

NEEDY PASTOR

     The pastor was feeling quite blue,
       Pennies on his plate were few,
       So he gave a blazing rendition
     On the church's tithing tradition
 And the pennies on his plate soon grew.


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: humorous,

Deaf Husband

I'm just about deaf because of me wife,
Her very loud voice has caused all the strife,
It always goes up an octave or two
When she thinks I've made an incredible blue,
Trouble is I've been making mistakes all of me life.


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: love, sports

Boys in Blue

Football is my favourite sport
The two below are whom I support
Rangers and Everton, my teams
When they win I so beam
This game of games I import









Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: love, wedding

At Sunset


_________________________

a beautiful love shared by two
bound in Gods word near the ocean of blue
happiness did begin 
together until the end
as she softly whispered "I Do"

_________________________  


Poet Rick Parise

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Poem Details | by mike dailey |
Categories: fantasy,

Pinocchio

Pinocchio’s wife had it good
She’d thank lucky stars if she could
For you see in the change
The Blue Fairy arranged
To leave the guy plenty of wood


Poem Details | by Jimmy Anderson |
Categories: funny

Football My Fav

There once was a sports game called football.
Where the players knew how to trip and fall.
   They were clumsy it's true.
    You see they wore Panther's blue.
And the coach never knew what to call.


*for Royal Trevino's "My favorite sport (Limerick)" contest


Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: food, funny,

A Handful of Wheat

To sing a song charming and sweet what I need is handful of wheat, guess who am I love that blue sky not in the Twitter still can tweet! ========================== Placement:9th; (October 2011) Contest:Cereal Limerick Sponsor:Irma Linda


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

What a todo

Sally went to a wedding its true
was told to wear something that's blue
so she wore panties with lace
should see the look on their face
when she took them off in the loo


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: hope, political

Between the Devil and The Deep Blue Sea

Like sheep on a steep rocky slope,
We need to have guidance to cope.
We might fall and slide down
To the sea and all drown.
Heed the ShepherdHe’s our only hope.



Poem Details | by Kate sparks |
Categories: funny, gender, humorous,

Viagra

A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya.


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: angst

I Cry Rivers for the Ocean

Republican fountain flows black
 on blue seas metamorphic rock, 
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

World Champs



Spring training is starting way down south This is the year, “Go Blue Jays” we'll shout All the way to the Series World Champs my dearies Finally since 1992, a big celebration we'll flout


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

An Overpowering Temptation



I found a new joy that's beyond explanation A friendship so real, I make this proclamation One that's so true A real true blue Quickly gave into the overpowering temptation © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Dawn Gordon |
Categories: animalshappy, blue, happy,

Blue from Rio

Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio", A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know, A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land, Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand, Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: birthday

The birthday's mixed blessing

The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two