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Limerick Poems About Birthdays
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
birthday,
There is a lovely young lady on my mind
She is real loyal and giving and kind
Birthday spankings I give
For each year she has lived
I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Poem Details | by
Tim Smith |
Categories:
birthday, celebration, fun,
There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack
wore no shirt to show off his six pack
on top girls would pile
they dug his smooth style
til this mortal threw out his old back
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
birthday,
Everyone loves our dear sweet Charmaine
This adorable young lady of Poetry Soup fame
Just had a Birthday
Apologize I'm late
To my Maltese sweetheart, best wishes I convey
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
humor,
I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew
*in honor of Jan's Birthday tomorrow*
Poem Details | by
Terry Flood |
Categories:
confusion, identity,
Identical twins, me and my brother
Got the same birthday, got the same mother
Don’t know if I’m he
Don’t know if he’s me
But I do know I’m one or the other
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
age, birthday, celebration, friend, friendship, happy, happy birthday,
Happy Birthday to my dear friend.
I hope it’s great from morn to end!
Though we are apart,
this comes from my heart.
My warmest wishes I impart!
Poem Details | by
Phyllis Babcock |
Categories:
birthday, humor,
There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.
20/05/14
Poem Details | by
Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories:
birthday,
A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,
Leap year babes party every fourth year
When their birthday arrives they can cheer
But on a positive note
It would surely get MY vote
Getting old is something they won’t fear!
15th September 2016
Poem Details | by
Jamie Pan |
Categories:
fun, funny,
For your birthday I made you a cake,
which took quite a long time to bake,
but to send it your way,
I used a trebuchet,
and now it's all over the lake.
Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
anniversary,
Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.
Wish for one more year
to stick around here.
We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!
Poem Details | by
Jack Horne |
Categories:
birthday,
There was an old vandal in sandals,
Who spread about rumours and scandals,
And it seems a mistake
That I baked her a cake:
She gossiped and kicked out the candles.
For Carolyn’s birthday contest
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,
to the lake yes to the lake
fish to fry and fish to bake
this has been moms cry
birthdays now its rye
if just once she'd bring a cake.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Loud |
Categories:
america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,
In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!
4th May 2015
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, time,
My mirror continues to annoy me
Its contorting the face that I see
I cant be that old
But the truth be told
My birthday and the image agree
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
retirement,
This life of retirement sure is a blast
But can never remember when I went last
Tried to act coyly
And not to be noisy
Then bombs away like a huge birthday bash
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
nonsense,
I once knew a pirate named Grady
I attended his birthday in Haiti
He flew into a rage
When I asked him his age
But his only reply was "Aye Matey"
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,
There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
funny, life
last summers vacation was a quite a trip
for the first time, I did skinny dip
I stripped off all my clothes
and struck a quick pose
I was hoping my package was equip....
Poem Details | by
Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories:
humorous,
After a morning jog about a mile,
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style;
Danced around a big white cake
Like a white duck in a lake,
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile
© 2015
Poem Details | by
Murray Mahauariki |
Categories:
funny,
29 days in February this year,
an extra day to cheer,
but its pretty dumb,
if your born on the last one,
cause your birthday comes every 4 years.
M.Mahauariki © 2012
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
birthday
The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two
Poem Details | by
Franklin Price |
Categories:
birthday,
Happy Birthday to Me
A personal limerick
By Franklin Price
11/14/2015
Happy Birthday to me I'm so lucky
Been years since I've seen rubber ducky
Have a beautiful wife
And a wonderful life
Not much at all has been sucky