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Limerick Poems About Birthdays | Birthday Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: birthday,

Charmaine Chircop

There is a lovely young lady on my mind She is real loyal and giving and kind Birthday spankings I give For each year she has lived I better run and protect my own behind
Happy Birthday Charmaine

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -and Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!


Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: birthday, celebration, fun,

Jack's Birthday Suit


There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack wore no shirt to show off his six pack on top girls would pile they dug his smooth style til this mortal threw out his old back


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: birthday,

A Belated Birthday Wish For Charmaine



Everyone loves our dear sweet Charmaine This adorable young lady of Poetry Soup fame Just had a Birthday Apologize I'm late To my Maltese sweetheart, best wishes I convey © Jack Ellison 2015



Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: birthday,

Natal Anniversary

A simple note for your natal anniversary
Would be no more then simply just cursory.
Yes, a word or two to wish to you
A happy birthday just wouldn't do
So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?


Poem Details | by Phyllis Babcock |
Categories: birthday, humor,

Age Humor

There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.

20/05/14


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: birthday,

Candles and Scandals

There was an old vandal in sandals,
Who spread about rumours and scandals,
And it seems a mistake
That I baked her a cake:
She gossiped and kicked out the candles.

For Carolyn’s birthday contest


Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: anniversary,

Birthday Limerick

Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.
Wish for one more year
to stick around here.
We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Sir Henry smoked his cheroot Just dressed in his birthday suit He did something rash When flicking his ash Now his skin isn't hirsute 4th May 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: retirement,

Ahhh Retirement



This life of retirement sure is a blast But can never remember when I went last Tried to act coyly And not to be noisy Then bombs away like a huge birthday bash


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, time,

Annoying Image


My mirror continues to annoy me Its contorting the face that I see I cant be that old But the truth be told My birthday and the image agree


Poem Details | by Andrew Loud |
Categories: america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,

Happy Birthday Fat Man

In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth


Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny, holidayhalloween, , cute,

Halloween Limerick

There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,

Beach Birthday

To the lake to the lake,
Fish to fry clams to bake.
This has been grandmother's cry
Now on birthdays she brings rye,
If just once she'd bring a cake.


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: birthday

The birthday's mixed blessing

The discounts are now quite a few
And cause for a feeling that's blue
It's true--what a drag
As the parts start to sag
A bonus for age sixty-two


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,

LEAP YEAR BIRTHDAY

Leap year babes party every fourth year When their birthday arrives they can cheer But on a positive note It would surely get MY vote Getting old is something they won’t fear! 15th September 2016


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

Birthday Calamity

Jimmy Jones from Winnipeg
Celebrated his birthday with a keg,
That round container full of beer
Was kept by Jimmy oh so near,
That night he fell and broke his leg.


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: birth, birthday, celebration, life,

It is another Birthday

Time is driven in a brand new Rose Royce
calendar gives notice with a happy voice
nothing serious at stake
bring and let’s cut the cake
a cycle is covered for all to rejoice.


Poem Details | by Merwin Rylaarsdam |
Categories: birthday,

Another Birthday

Another Birthday

My age is something a-frightening; 
it came on me faster than lightning! 
	As birthdays come up; 
	they’ll continually sum up, 
but instead of so dark; it’s enlightening!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: birthday,

Almost Extinct



Tomorrow I hit eighty, almost extinct Those eighty years sure went by in a blink Here for a while yet On that you can bet Never felt better my life's in the pink © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Murray Mahauariki |
Categories: funny,

Feb funy bone

29 days in February this year, 
an extra day to cheer,
but its pretty dumb,
if your born on the last one,
cause your birthday comes every 4 years.

M.Mahauariki © 2012


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: love,

It Busted My Britches



Was totally overwhelmed by your Birthday wishes From all over the world, it busted my britches I apologize if I missed one I completely came undone I'm sending you all a bunch of love and kisses © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, life

Happy Birthday


last summers vacation was a quite a trip
for the first time, I did skinny dip
I stripped off all my clothes
and struck a quick pose
I was hoping my package was equip....




Poem Details | by Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories: humorous,

Happy Birthday


After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile


© 2015


Poem Details | by Franklin Price |
Categories: birthday,

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to Me
A personal limerick
By Franklin Price
11/14/2015

Happy Birthday to me I'm so lucky
Been years since I've seen rubber ducky
Have a beautiful wife
And a wonderful life
Not much at all has been sucky