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Limerick Poems About Birds | Bird Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Jesse Rowe |
Categories: bird, food, funny,

Fatso

They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.

8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick

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Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,

Unfortunate Singer

My friend Quigley likes to sing
Really almost any thing.
But once her high note
Caused a blackbird to float,
Back down to earth less one wing.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous, relationship,

A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME

Sue decided to send Jim a tweet She used words that were quite indiscreet Calling him a fat turd - (Using another word) Their romance has taken a back seat! 12~23~16


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: bird, fantasy, silly,

Bad Luck Duck

There was a duck down on his luck
Who froze in the back of a truck
When found back in town
They said with a frown
There was not enough down on the duck!



Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bird,

Flipping the bird

The Cattle Egret is a bird
That chooses to follow the herd
Because it can't find
A girl who is kind
Or a man as good as his word


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

God Created Things With Wings

God Created Things With Wings

God had created things with wings,
And the best out of us always brings;
Like a lamb,
Happy am,
When we will hear a bird that sings.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Everyone Needs a Hobby

I love things in nature that flock and herd 
yet as a birdwatcher my lens gets blurred.
  Not in the forest's deep far reach
  but with my spyglass at the beach
eyein' the tanned large breasted booby bird!


                     May 2015


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: bird, girl, humorous,

Lucy's Goosey

There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.


8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest


Poem Details | by Susan Mills |
Categories: nature

Do Do Birds

A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: funny,

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny,

A Sassy Potty Mouth Bird Has Changed Her Ways



~ There once was a Bird named Cher who's resolution was not to swear she duct taped her beak where not a word could leak and fluttered her wings in prayer ~


Poem Details | by Sean Kelly |
Categories: funny,

Birds and Bees


 Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,

 With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale

 When I'm lovin' you..please

 Don't fart , belch or sneeze

 'Cause there might be a sting in the tail






Sean Kelly


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever

Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!

For Royal Trevino's  Birds and Bees Contest
 
and now for Nathan's Limerick Race Contest.


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Musings Of A Wise Old Owl

Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But I wisely perch in pines,



          Not on hot transmission lines!



             If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: bird, children,

Stork

There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
     That went for a wading walk,
        With his long stout bill
         He caught fish at will,
   It sure made the other birds gawk.


Poem Details | by Theresa a.k.a. Reecie |
Categories: funny,

Angry Bird

He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--an Angel--The harbinger of all things good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?


Poem Details | by Dawn Gordon |
Categories: animalshappy, blue, happy,

Blue from Rio

Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio", A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know, A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land, Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand, Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,

Samantha's Tree

Samantha scampered up a tree
To see whatever she might see.
So far up did she boost
An old owl came to roost
On Sammy's precarious knee.


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: bird, humor,

Tale Of A Talking Parrot

There was a pirate whose parrot could talk What happened to it was such a big shock At the captain it swore Poor old thing seen no more Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: funny,

Bombs Away

Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

My Dickie Bird



My poor little dickie bird once confided in me He'd give anything if he could only be free A zipper, to his chagrin Keeps dear dickie within So when I look down he's not staring back at me © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, nature,

Feathering Its Nest

Wes Wilson wore a toupee
which cost him a month's pay.
Then one night
it took flight
when spotted by a bird of prey.


Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: animals, childhood, children, funny,

A Hungry Bird

Oh there once was a bird in the sky
Till he said " I am Hungry Oh MY!"
He hopped on the ground 
Till a fat worm was found
Then he swallowed it up with a sigh.


Poem Details | by Shadow Hamilton |
Categories: bird,

Bill

There was a love bird named Bill
he liked to sun on the sill 
himself admiring
he was so charming
until he had a big spill


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