Poem Details | by
Jesse Rowe |
Categories:
bird, food, funny,
They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.
8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick
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Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
My friend Quigley likes to sing
Really almost any thing.
Till once a high note
Caused a blackbird to float,
Back down to earth less one wing.
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
conflict, humorous, relationship,
Sue decided to send Jim a tweet
She used words that were quite indiscreet
Calling him a fat turd -
(Using another word)
Their romance has taken a back seat!
12~23~16
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
bird, fantasy, silly,
There was a duck down on his luck
Who froze in the back of a truck
When found back in town
They said with a frown
There was not enough down on the duck!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
bird,
The Cattle Egret is a bird
That chooses to follow the herd
Because it can't find
A girl who is kind
Or a man as good as his word
Poem Details | by
Keith Trestrail |
Categories:
funny, humorous,
I love things in nature that flock and herd
yet as a birdwatcher my lens gets blurred.
Not in the forest's deep far reach
but with my spyglass at the beach
gazin' the tanned large breasted booby bird!
May 2015
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
bird, girl, humorous,
There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.
8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Susan Mills |
Categories:
nature
A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!
Poem Details | by
john williams |
Categories:
funny,
There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.
Poem Details | by
Rick Parise |
Categories:
funny,
~
There once was a Bird named Cher
who's resolution was not to swear
she duct taped her beak
where not a word could leak
and fluttered her wings in prayer
~
Poem Details | by
Sean Kelly |
Categories:
funny,
Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,
With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale
When I'm lovin' you..please
Don't fart , belch or sneeze
'Cause there might be a sting in the tail
Sean Kelly
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Royal Trevino's Birds and Bees Contest
and now for Nathan's Limerick Race Contest.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Poem Details | by
john williams |
Categories:
bird, children,
There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
That went for a wading walk,
With his long stout bill
He caught fish at will,
It sure made the other birds gawk.
Poem Details | by
Theresa a.k.a. Reecie |
Categories:
funny,
He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,
What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love
Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?
Poem Details | by
Dawn Gordon |
Categories:
animalshappy, blue, happy,
Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio",
A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know,
A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land,
Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand,
Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
bird, humor,
There was a pirate whose parrot could talk
What happened to it was such a big shock
At the captain it swore
Poor old thing seen no more
Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,
Samantha once scampered a tree
To see whatever she could see.
So far up did she boost
That an owl came to roost
On Sammy's precarious knee.
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny,
Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor, nature,
Wes Wilson wore a toupee
which cost him a month's pay.
Then one night
it took flight
when spotted by a bird of prey.
Poem Details | by
Patricia Sawyer |
Categories:
animals, childhood, children, funny,
Oh there once was a bird in the sky
Till he said " I am Hungry Oh MY!"
He hopped on the ground
Till a fat worm was found
Then he swallowed it up with a sigh.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
silly,
My poor little dickie bird once confided in me
He'd give anything if he could only be free
A zipper, to his chagrin
Keeps dear dickie within
So when I look down he's not staring back at me
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Shadow Hamilton |
Categories:
bird,
There was a love bird named Bill
he liked to sun on the sill
himself admiring
he was so charming
until he had a big spill
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17