Written by
Jesse Rowe
Categories:
bird, food, funny,
Fatso
They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.
8.31.18
Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
unfortunate singer
my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, humorous, relationship,
A Little Bird Told Me
Sue decided to send Jim a tweet
She used words that were quite indiscreet
Calling him a fat turd -
(Using another word)
Their romance has taken a back seat!
12~23~16
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
fun,
Mudlarks
Oh honey I'm sure we are sinking
the tides coming in I am thinking
but then love is above all
did I hear a love bird call?
No it’s the mud in my eye winking.
© Harry J Horsman 2020
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
bird, fantasy, silly,
Bad Luck Duck
There was a duck down on his luck
Who froze in the back of a truck
When found back in town
They said with a frown
There was not enough down on the duck!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
cat, humor,
Kept Cat
Kept Cat
You called me your dream bird, now it's too late
We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date
I deemed you my winner
you deemed me your dinner
How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
bible,
Gershon Wonders
I've always been good with a sling
And can hit a bird on the wing
But Dave hit a giant
Who was not complaint
And for that, they made him a king?
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
God Created Things With Wings
God Created Things With Wings
God had created things with wings,
And the best out of us always brings;
Like a lamb,
Happy am,
When we will hear a bird that sings.
Jim Horn
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Penguin Speak
Spiffed up in my tux and looking so cool
My, how the ladies do titter and drool
I strut about to entice
Fell on my bum on the ice
Picking myself up, slunk off like a fool
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
bird, cat,
Cat Bungler
It’s just a tiny squeeze she said
It’s okay once you’re past your head
It opens wide
Once you’re inside
I think I might have been misled
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
bird, girl, humorous,
Lucy's Goosey
There once was a gal named Lucy,
Who had a beloved pet goosey.
The goose learned to fly,
Which made Lucy cry,
Now there's no more Lucy's goosey.
8/24/13
For Blackeyed Susan's limerick contest
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
bird, children,
Stork
There was a hungry saddle-billed stork,
That went for a wading walk,
With his long stout bill
He caught fish at will,
It sure made the other birds gawk.
Written by
Susan Mills
Categories:
nature
Do Do Birds
A birdsnest hairdo
Birds sit in the dew
Said the bird, "let us fly!"
Said the other, "lets sing a lullaby!"
So they flew overtop singing and did
big do do!
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
funny,
Angry Bird
He sat on his tree to think
But the smell below was so rank
He's only a bird
Can't speak a word
Oh, how much those humans stink!
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny,
Birds and Bees
Said a bee to a bird , we can't fail ,
With your sweet sexy song , bang-in-scale
When I'm lovin' you..please
Don't fart , belch or sneeze
'Cause there might be a sting in the tail
Sean Kelly
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
You Are What You Eat
There was a young man from Tarrot,
Who fed his green bird some carrot,
It preferred it to seed
When it came time to feed,
Now he has a bright orange parrot.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,
Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good
What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love
Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Musings of a Wise Old Owl
Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,
"My colleagues think I'm not very astute,
But I wisely perch in pines,
Not on hot transmission lines!
If they singe their butts I don't give a hoot!"
Written by
Sara Chansarkar
Categories:
bird, nature,
Sorry,Birds
Tiny little birds perched on cattail stems
Enjoy the swings gentle breeze brings them
I aim my phone for a picture
Off they fly, irked at the gesture
Pardon me birdies, for creating mayhem
Written : 07/17/2016
Contest:"One Stanza-One Only" by Broken Wings
Written by
Dawn Gordon
Categories:
animalshappy, blue, happy,
Blue From Rio
Today I had the chance to hold "the blue from rio",
A blue bird on a skateboard you should meet and know,
A fancy parrot from the happy meal kid's land,
Preening all his gorgeous feathers on his wheeled stand,
Visit the happy meal site! Join his feathered flow.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
bird, humor,
Tale of a Talking Parrot
There was a pirate whose parrot could talk
What happened to it was such a big shock
At the captain it swore
Poor old thing seen no more
Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny,
Bombs Away
Once was robin-bird
Acted quite absurd
Bombed friend once; did it twice
Gall to even mark her thrice!
Don't care to explain what heard!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, bird, cool, fun, funny, giggle, girl,
samanthas tree
sammy scampered up a tree
seeing what she might see
so far she boosted
an old owl roosted
on sams precarious knee.