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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: spring,

SPRING FORWARD

In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9

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Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: beauty, funny, humorous,

Beer Goggles

No, no, the drinks are on me I told her
And with each one I was gettin' bolder:
  When I woke the next day
  Whoa! Well...let's just say
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder!





Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beauty,

This Gorgeous Butterfly



There once was a fellow named Bert Who had always been considered a jerk Till one day he passed by With this gorgeous butterfly One couldn't miss Bert's dirty big smirk


Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: age, life,

The Art of Age

Behold, in life's self-portrait I daresay 
how youth and beauty alas fade away!
  But as my time so increase
  I will paint my masterpiece
and not age a picture of Dorian Gray!


                 May 2015



Poem Details | by Robert Candler |
Categories: age, appreciation, beauty, body, fantasy, girlfriend, money,

What A Way To Go

An old man bought her gems and he smiled,
Knowing where they would be in a while...
Sex with a young beauty,
Great legs, boobs and booty.
If he died, he'd be going in style.


Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: beauty, heart, ireland, passion, poets,

St Eve, a lovers Limerick

There once was guy named Steve
He swam in a pool with Eve
With a frisky smile
He undressed her with guile
In nine months she was to conceive


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Tutti Fruity Smoothie

Tutti fruity, tutti fruity,
I just made a creamy smoothie,
Full of fruit of all kind,
What a way to just unwind,
My fruit smoothie is a beauty.


Poem Details | by sherif goda |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, nature,

Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Jack and Jill


Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this Jack and Jill song rhymes fake!


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, holiday, husband, love, passion, sensual, wife,

Roses Scents

Scattered beautifully on our bed are roses But it's the one that I like that poses For it attracts in me My mind and body agrees Lay down whilst this Highlander proposes .


Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: art, beauty,

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 8

Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams 


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, flower, garden, love, rose,

To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure, allegory, beauty, funny, humorous, satire,

Victoria's Secret

With terrain and angles galore
Nature has objects to adore
But what is this glitch?
A non-working bra hitch
Hides the peaks we want to explore


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beauty, for her, for him, humor, love, people, sexy,

When She

That look in her Scotsman's eyes When his darling opened her thighs Such a welcoming sight He entered his night As loving groans mellowed to sighs .


Poem Details | by gen cacho |
Categories: beauty, girl,

artificial beauty

i have this friend back in high school
she was known to be one of the most beautiful
people didn't notice it's just her make-up
and when a sudden rain came and wash her face up
poor creature, she was laughed by all


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: beauty, funny, humor, sexy,

The Stripper

As stripper I wasn’t too proud
A part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the crowd


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, future, happy, holiday, love, romance,

Hey James, what do you see

On holiday my eyes observed So tanned and beautifully curved Her eyes turned to me Hey! James what do you see? Patience, you'll receive your deserves .


Poem Details | by Virginia Mitchell |
Categories: funny,

There once was a woman from Japan




There once was a woman from Japan
She went by the name of Faye-Lynn
A ninja with beauty
To kill was her duty
Her weapon was seduction of man





Poem Details | by Sandy Tadros |
Categories: beauty, conflict, confusion, creation, imagery, spiritual, world,

Beautiful Chaos

The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor,

Loose and Hairy - for contest

Loose and Hairy


he spent the night roaming her prairie
at sunrise the trip became scary

from under the sheet
stuck two gnarly feet

her beauty turned fat, LOOSE, and HAIRY


5/21/2015

submitted to – L&H Limericks – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Catie Lindsey



Poem Details | by Eamon Duffin |
Categories: funny

The Enigmatic Indian

An enigmatic Indian beauty from Delhi 
Told me that her first name was Anjali
I gave her all my cash
Seven goats and an ass
Then took them back for she was really a fellow


(6th in Contest; Indian Giver by Destroyer Poet)


Poem Details | by angela sutherland |
Categories: funny,

Bulgarian Beauty

A competition was held in Bulgaria 
to find out which girl's legs were hairier
The winning lassie 
beat a huge chimpanzee 
and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: beauty, fashion, women,

Limerick: Once a born blind man was promised full sight

Limerick: Once a born blind man was promised full sight

Once a born blind man was promised full sight
By an ophthalmologist fully tight
     Two slits and dabs all told
     Saw in wonderful world –
Beauty Contest: gouged his own eyes outright.

© TWignesan – Paris,  2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: beauty,

World's Most Beautiful Woman



There are so many gorgeous women in the world How can we choose ONE, that puts us ALL in a whirl Walk down the street Many beauties we meet Wind up with agastopia, my toes they do curl © Jack Ellison 2015
“agastopia” - admiration of a part of someone's body


Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, marriage, wedding,

Enough Already

It was the sixth wedding for daughter Judy
who was quite plain and hardly a beauty.
Time came to give away the bride
whereupon her Father replied
"five times I've tried--I've done my duty."