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Poem Details | by Agnes Krampe |
Categories: fun, humorous, poetry,

For Jan

Jan always likes a good pun.
She can take any topic and run.
What she writes on a fart
May not make us swoon: "Art!",
But we'll LAUGH,'cause her poems are FUN!


For Jan who reminds me that writing should first and foremost be fun!

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Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: art, humor,

Mona Lisa


Humble Olive Eloisa
Went one day to work in Pisa
She posed for awhile
Behind flashy smile
She stood in for Mona Lisa.

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Poem Details | by Hannah Everett |
Categories: art, dog, food, sister,

Not A Noodle, A Poodle

My sister likes to doodle
I thought she drew a noodle
She gave me a glare
And tugged at my hair
And told me t'was a poodle.


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: death, husband, lost love, satire

Ten Little Indians

You perfected your lies to an art.
You succeeded in breaking my heart.
I shed not one tear,
for the hour is near,
when arsenic will keep us apart.



Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: age, life,

The Art of Age

Behold, in life's self-portrait I daresay 
how youth and beauty alas fade away!
  But as my time so increase
  I will paint my masterpiece
and not age a picture of Dorian Gray!


                 May 2015


Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: funny, humorous,

King Arthur

(Limerick) There once was an owl named Argonne That read a lot of King Arthur and Avalon Of Merlin & the sword of Power Of Camelot, and all the square Knights, who sat 'round when Art call'd upon! Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 10.4.2014


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

BLOWING IN THE WIND - INSPIRED BY A BL DEVNATH POEM

Have you tried suppressing a big fart - Clenching your buttocks is a fine art You hope your windy gas Doesn’t shoot out your ass and from the room you quickly depart 7th March 2015 Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem


Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: art, beauty,

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 8

Fascinating atmosphere
Smiles on the faces of the poor
Equality before the law
Land of freedom
Land of great dreams 


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, school, teenage, work,

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK

Sometimes my work is the pits - Teenagers popping their zits With consummate art They burp and they fart … I still love my job to bits! 17th November 2015


Poem Details | by Kyle kriticos |
Categories: dedication,

Super Duper Discounts

There once was a man named Art 
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart 
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart..



By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: humorous,

A Good Wife Is Hard To Find



When worked up and yelling a sight to behold She was an expert on the art of the scold But she was good in bed And kept him well fed And he was quite deaf if the truth be told


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: satire,

Limerick: Once Academic got into panic

Limerick: Once Academic got into panic

Once Academic got into panic
Asked to make rival’s panegyric
He copied article
Sans def’nite article:
Learned art he was trained to mimic.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

White Magic



Once there was an intellect called Muster Magic
They say,” fellow has an art of his own- white Magic”
“we couldn’t comprehend” they say
“we couldn’t hear his voice” they say
bloody  just a language of mind is white Magic!


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, life,

Farting Contests


All little boys like to master the fart Among their peers its considered an art It must be loud To make them proud If stinky, a winner right from the start


Poem Details | by Marisa Moynihan |
Categories: happiness, how i feel, inspiration, music, star,

David Bowie

This idol, this man holds a place in my heart

He speaks of Ziggy Star Dust and Major Tom, so I don't know were to start

He played as a king of a goblin land

Watching and listening to him makes me crumble like sand

David Bowie s melodies and performances are genuinely an art.


Poem Details | by Mia Harris |
Categories: animal, art, candy, character, kids, funny, inspiration, poetry, silly,

BooVille

Long ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo


Poem Details | by Derrick Shane |
Categories: art, beautiful, care, love, symbolism,

Acting

My notion at its most masochistic
The crowd, laughs, quite the kick.
I've never enjoyed anything more
The art is my greatest lore.
It's the only life I'd ever pick.


Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor, integrity,

Objectivism


Once there was a man called Jenish “for objectivism”
Fascinated by the philosophy of rational individualism
With moral integrity and respect for right for -
others create art, ideas, technologies, more… 
Bloody this philosophy of Rand surely motivates the meek!


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny, mum,

Training Of A Shopaholic

My mum thinks I'm so smart, 
She puts me in the shopping cart,
I always point out what to buy,
Sometimes my mum gives me a sigh,
Good shopping is an art.


Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: art,

Banana Eating Roo -Limerick-

There once was a child from Canada Who loved eating bananas, He went to the zoo Gave one to the roo, Now the roo has a banana colored bandana Copyright Cynthia Jones Feb.17/2005


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: art,

Venus de Milo


Venus de Milo sought high and low 
for her arms akimbo Long ago 
I offered to look too 
for those two lost ampu- 
tated limbs, but naught said that bimbo.


Poem Details | by john loving iii |
Categories: art, song-

fatty

dusty was the scale, under the bathroom sink
all it needed to work, were two bare feet
 and it would tell the tale 
 and tell the tale true 
a bit portly, bending over just to see


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: drink, ireland,

Guinness Finesse

Guinness Finesse

There’s an art to the pouring of Guinness
requiring a devilish finesse
twixt the foam and the ale
the rule cannot fail
never pour ‘til the first one is finished.


John GLawless
2/28/2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: art, celebrity,

Sketching Famous People



Think I'll get back to sketching famous people When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal My success rate's way up there Much more than my share Twelve hundred last time, that was totally surreal © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: age, anger, art, dedication, universe,

ANIMAL AMBITION

ANIMAL AMBITION
Power and authority to rule and
Control the universe in their teste
Drive to conquer the world 
Digging deeper to understand
The ingrediate that coupled 
The world Together by the creator.
The foundation of death and how
Possible to over thrown the enemy.