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Limerick Poems About Angst | Angst Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: angst, humorous,

A Letter From The IRS

You have disregarded instructions
Thus claiming improper deductions
Send money by mail
And IF you should fail
Your paycheck will suffer reductions...


“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax” - Albert Einstein
Submitted for: John Freeman’s contest

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Poem Details | by Robert Candler |
Categories: angst, desire, humorous, irony, life, lust, sorrow,

Oh Well

Bill stared at a cute butt going by.
Wishing he were much bolder, he sighed,
"I would give all my pay
To roll that in the hay."
But looked up to see 'she' was a guy.


Poem Details | by Faye Gibson |
Categories: america, angst, political,

Quicksand

Pandemonium threatens the land
we woke up and it's not Disneyland.
Congress can't make a plan,
they're just kicking the can
Down the road; we are all on quicksand.

Copyright, November 16, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson


Poem Details | by John Posey |
Categories: angst,

Proud Poet John

Once a proud poet named John Entered a contest and won But words he wrote down Caused many to frown Now John is completely withdrawn



Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: angst, funny,

A Trip to the Dentist

I went to the dentist today,
And the fee that I had to pay,
For one little tooth,
Was highly uncouth.
It's highway robbery, I say!

7/18/13


Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: allegory, angst, fantasy, funny, holiday, imagination,

Brown Bag Flu

I made myself sick with the brown bag flu,

     From drinking too much of that “Mountain Dew”;

          So here’s what I say,

          NO drinking today;

                I pray this never happens to you!


Poem Details | by Vera Duggan |
Categories: angst, children, conflict, corruption,

Act of cruelty

Act of cruelty

I believe that an act of cruelty
Is to take away child’s security
So let it be said
When two people wed
Make sure it’s a certain surety.

18 April 2014 @ 0815hrs


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: angst,

Take a Hike

Don’t forget the insect repellent

Mosquitoes can cause such discontent

     These bugs make me itch

     Watch me swat and twitch

The cost of “Off” is money well spent




Written April 3, 2014


Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: angst, bereavement, dark, death, funeral, goodbye, grief,

The East End, Ends

It's goodbye to mad Frankie Fraser The East Ends gangster appraiser So loyal to the Kray's To his very last day One the Sixties ultimate erasures .


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: angst, fantasy, funny,

A Million-Dollar Dream

One dollar buys a million dollar dream.
Lotteries excite thoughts of esteem.
One day I bought a ticket,
My angst began to fidget.
Until I screamed; then went to redeem!


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: angst, hope, people, sports

three seconds left

 First he slinks off the field with a miss,
 so forlorn, then the chance to do this.
 Will we boo him to shame?
 Will we drink to his name?
 The ball is downThe kick is up! The kick is...


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: angst, on work and working, parody

That's A Nice Living.

They assure you when they take your case
they will put your world right back in place.
So you shoulder the cost,
then they tell you: "We lost."
with such touching dismay on their face.


Poem Details | by Black Eyed Susan |
Categories: angst,

Big Fat Lies

I always was a fool for you
Eating your lies with a silver spoon
Now I’m on a diet
But you still try it
Gagging me with a new ruse


Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: angst, funny, life

My Wine

Time to curl up with a bottle of wine,

    I’m not going to share, this bottle is mine;

          If you want a drink,

          There’s more by the sink;

    And I don’t want to hear anyone whine!


~For the Bottle of wine, (fruit of the vine, when.......) Contest~

6/20/11


Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: angst,

Time Is the Fire in Which We All Burn

Time Is the Fire in Which We All Burn

By Elton Camp

One day, Sue gave an anguished scream		

How it all happened, she couldn’t dream		

Hair unruly, breasts did sag

Her dress was a rag

“I once was on the cheerleader team!” 


Poem Details | by Earle Brown |
Categories: angst

I Cry Rivers for the Ocean

Republican fountain flows black
 on blue seas metamorphic rock, 
draining the earth’s core dry.
Greed streams while oceans cry.
The sea is sick but I’m shell shocked.


Poem Details | by jeffry cohan |
Categories: angst, health,

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                          WAVE THE WAVES GOODBYE
there once was a beach in beleze
upon which a girl begged me "please"
so i put my hand
where nature had planned
and that's how i got this disease
  (c) copy write PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~


Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: angst, funny, life

A Life Game: Greed

What will their eternity win?
Greed, as a vice makes some men grin.
Money is their God.
Poor folks bear guffawed.
Then games bring a different kingpin!

© June 1, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen


Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: angst, forgiveness, girlfriend-boyfriend

My Sweet All Sour

" I am sorry!" as I told you before.
You keep saying that I must do more.
Should I break down and cry?
Should I curl up and die?
Either way- you still walk out the door.


Poem Details | by Dr. Upma A. Sharma |
Categories: angst,

Exam Blues

Exam blues





Midnight oil was burnt,
Entire syllabus well learnt,
In exam hall I went blank,
Looked around as a prank,
My friends had to bear the brunt!




Written May 26th, 2015
Dedicated to all students taking exams
© DrUpma ASharma


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: angst,

Silent Threat

Think Mom dumb? Fear makes numb! Fink Cupid's arrow Fly like sparrow Why succomb?


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: angst, confusion, depression, introspection, life, on work and working, school

Eight Years

It’s been eight years, and it still feels the same
As it was then, I seem to have no aim
                            Peer pressure
                            That of a fresher
Searching for my own claim to fame.


Poem Details | by harry horsman |
Categories: angst,

Clericalism

Little is known when ignorance apparent
yet those that use it as a weapon arrant,
when implanting seeds of hate
with paradoxical bait,
surly to most of us oh so transparent.

© Harry J Horsman  2015


Poem Details | by Nitesh Aggarwal |
Categories: angst, family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, love, romance, wedding, wife

Full Circle

Just out of college, we would yearn for a touch
Sleeping together cuddled on the couch
Those were the days!
Of pre-wedding bouquets
Now I am told to go sleep alone on the couch


Poem Details | by Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories: angst,

Conscientious Spark

There was a nice lady inspired from haedes,
And there wasn’t any ifs, ands, buts or maybes,
She liked to think she was nice,
But those thoughts couldn’t suffice,
as she voted for the right to kill God’s babies.