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Limerick Poems About Angels | Angel Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: fun, silly,

Batter Up

  I post on the Soup for all to see
  and am no angel nor claim to be.
    I am kind and all that
      but carry a big bat...
so beware how you remember me!

            February 2016

 For the Sensitive Community contest.

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Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: fun, sports,

Confessions of a Teenage Boy

 This year I asked Santa for a Harley
 and a flagon of wine made of barley.
   Then I asked God alone
   for an angel of my own...
 No, not one of His, one of Charlie’s!

           December 2015

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

Nerd Dad

There once was a child with a rattle
Who liked to crawl around cattle.
Till its mom found out
And to her ex did shout,
You just lost your custody battle.

Poem Details | by Vee Bdosa |
Categories: angel, creation, education, muse, truth,


i'LL not apologize for being white, 
nor being male, nor being right 
The world is how we've made it be 
enjoyed by all, for all to see, 
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--an Angel--The harbinger of all things good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angel,

Jennifer Aniston

If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner Kind of a dream Don't have much steam But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her

Poem Details | by Nikita Shah |
Categories: sister,


My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Lady Named Liz

Once knew a lady named Liz She could have made it in show biz With the voice of an angel She had me disabled In a pop can Liz was the fizz © Jack Ellison 2013

Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: angel, beauty,


Good leadership and oneness
Prosperity and equity in all Aspect
Peace and orderliness in absence of injustice
Terrorist free country,
Subject to her responsibilities.

Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: angel, caregiving, faith, friendship,

For what purpose

Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.

Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: angel, beautiful,


A world class country
Where corruption remained an enemy
Bribery a foe to the leaders
Good roads and better pipe borne water
Constant power supply.

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Angel singing

Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing 

Poem Details | by Ryan Tyler |
Categories: celebration, fun, good night, humor, humorous,

Where's Your Shirt

Standing listing, leaning against the wall.
Danced lotsdrank shotsFriends out having a ball.
Bud bumped bouncer, lost his shirt,
imbibed too much and chased a skirt.
Group hugUber callAnother good pub crawl.

-Angel Fatale-

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: angel,

Limerick: Then this Wily Woman from Franco's Spain - 3

Limerick : Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 3

Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Got the old suction pump jerking again
She pumped herself so hard
They said she set record
Till sewers now run through her to the Seine.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: angel, humor,

Limerick: Once our Senorita from Sevilla - 9

Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 9

Once our Senorita from Sevilla 
Lied about going to Colombia
Rivals said : You know why !	
Others : Her life’s a lie !
Our Saint confessed lie in Iglésia !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by jimmy mccurdie |
Categories: absence, allah, angel, art, bible, brother, cat,


There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts

Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: angel, betrayal,

Limerick: Once this Wily Woman from Franco's Spain - 2

Limerick : Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 2

Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Found refuge in Napoleonic Domain
Antics at home found out
In new home given clout
All criminal codes waived to let her reign !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013

Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: beautiful, fantasy, girlfriend, i love you, imagery, love, romantic,

My dream girl

Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.

Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: life

Be Good this Year!

Be an angel:  They are so cute
And totally sinless to boot
Anything but like a devil
Spreading wickedness and evil
Please then let that compute!

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

My First Limerick

My First Limerick

An angel fell from above
With her had fallen in love
After her I had met
And sun soon would set
Over cliff me she did shove.

How is that for my first one?

Jim Horn

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, confusion, humor,

Angel versus Devil

The angel said, "Show her how you care!"
But the devil produced a lewd stare
In just a while
She gave a smile
A happy her pappy didn't share!

Poem Details | by JENNIFER PROXENOS |
Categories: jesus,


I am Joseph the Carpenter, husband of Mary,
I am the Carpenter, we were the chosen of many,
Angel Gabriel visited the Virgin Mary, Mother
Of Jesus, I was accepted as His legal Father,
We became parents sadly, our Saviour to bury.

Poem Details | by Curtis Moorman |
Categories: angel, beautiful, best friend, woman,



I know a sweet lady named Jan
She helps others whenever she can
She's sweet like sugar candy
And her advice is so handy
Her husband is a fortunate man

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angel,


If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border Not complaining, not I Shorter is better I cry Can almost see what they had for dinner..sorta!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nostalgia,

Rock And Doris Day

Rock Hudson and Doris Day, stars way back when Doris sang like an angel, was in love with her then Was only a young'un But wanted to be her hon As for Rock, I could match him beginning to end

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