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Limerick Poems About Angels | Angel Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: fun, silly,

Batter Up

  I post on the Soup for all to see
  And am no angel nor claim to be.
    I am kind and all that
      But carry a big bat...
So beware how you remember me!


            February 2016

 For the Sensitive Community contest.
                



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Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: boy, christmas, humorous,

Confessions of a Teenage Boy

This year I asked Santa for a Harley
and a flagon of wine made of barley.
  Then I asked God alone
  for an angel of my own...
no, not one of His, one of Charlie's!


           December 2015


      

As a teenage boy I loved Cheryl Ladd.


Poem Details | by Vee Bdosa |
Categories: angel, creation, education, muse, truth,

The RIGHTMAN

THE RIGHTMAN
i'LL not apologize for being white, 
nor being male, nor being right 
The world is how we've made it be 
enjoyed by all, for all to see, 
and made by male and right and white.
© Vee Bdosa


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle, humor,

Nerd Dad

There once was a child with a rattle
Who liked to crawl around cattle.
Til its mom found out
And to her ex did shout,
You just lost your custody battle.



Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,

Hark--an Angel--The harbinger of all things good

What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love

Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?


Poem Details | by Nikita Shah |
Categories: sister,

Sister

My sister will push and shove,
She was no angel sent from above,
A pinch here and a kick there,
Then a pull on my short black hair,
Yet somehow I still manage to love.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angel,

Jennifer Aniston



If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner Kind of a dream Don't have much steam But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Lady Named Liz



Once knew a lady named Liz She could have made it in show biz With the voice of an angel She had me disabled In a pop can Liz was the fizz © Jack Ellison 2013


Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: angel, beauty,

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 5

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 5
Good leadership and oneness
Prosperity and equity in all Aspect
Peace and orderliness in absence of injustice
Terrorist free country,
Subject to her responsibilities.


Poem Details | by Daljit Khankhana |
Categories: angel, caregiving, faith, friendship,

For what purpose

Contradictory remark consists of abusive material.
destruction in relations to develop blaming serial.
Love and trust fires hate and jealous for what purpose!
good friend or partner become enemy with anger dose,
relation cracks as earthquake disaster a concrete building.


Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Angel singing

Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing 


Poem Details | by john chizoba vincent |
Categories: angel, beautiful,

THE NIGERIAN DREAM 6

A world class country
Where corruption remained an enemy
Bribery a foe to the leaders
Good roads and better pipe borne water
Constant power supply.


Poem Details | by Ryan Tyler |
Categories: celebration, fun, good night, humor, humorous,

Where's Your Shirt

Standing listing, leaning against the wall.
Danced lotsdrank shotsFriends out having a ball.
Bud bumped bouncer, lost his shirt,
imbibed too much and chased a skirt.
Group hugUber callAnother good pub crawl.

-Angel Fatale-


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: angel,

Limerick: Then this Wily Woman from Franco's Spain - 3

Limerick : Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 3

Then this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Got the old suction pump jerking again
She pumped herself so hard
They said she set record
Till sewers now run through her to the Seine.

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: angel, humor,

Limerick: Once our Senorita from Sevilla - 9

Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 9

Once our Senorita from Sevilla 
Lied about going to Colombia
Rivals said : You know why !	
Others : Her life’s a lie !
Our Saint confessed lie in Iglésia !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by jimmy mccurdie |
Categories: absence, allah, angel, art, bible, brother, cat,

nuts

There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: angel, betrayal,

Limerick: Once this Wily Woman from Franco's Spain - 2

Limerick : Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain – 2

Once this Wily Woman from Franco’s Spain
Found refuge in Napoleonic Domain
Antics at home found out
In new home given clout
All criminal codes waived to let her reign !

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Joshua Lacey |
Categories: life

Be Good this Year!

Be an angel:  They are so cute
And totally sinless to boot
Anything but like a devil
Spreading wickedness and evil
Please then let that compute!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

My First Limerick

My First Limerick

An angel fell from above
With her had fallen in love
After her I had met
And sun soon would set
Over cliff me she did shove.

How is that for my first one?

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Funom Makama |
Categories: beautiful, fantasy, girlfriend, i love you, imagery, love, romantic,

My dream girl

Held by an angel like a tender tool
rubs gently on my skin like a soft wool
she’s just her own type
her smile now my skype
as I blindly enjoy being a big fool.


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, confusion, humor,

Angel versus Devil

The angel said, "Show her how you care!"
But the devil produced a lewd stare
In just a while
She gave a smile
A happy her pappy didn't share!


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Well Below Low

Well Below Low

Not only did she seem really low,
Compared to that was well below;
To her an angel was sent;
Heaven is where she went,
Where so far away did quickly go.

Jim Horn

Wrote this after reading EECummings 
poem about a 16 year old whore.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angel,

Belts



If today's girlie's short shorts get any shorter They'll have to call them belts, they're right on the border Not complaining, not I Shorter is better I cry Can almost see what they had for dinner..sorta!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nostalgia,

Rock And Doris Day



Rock Hudson and Doris Day, stars way back when Doris sang like an angel, was in love with her then Was only a young'un But wanted to be her hon As for Rock, I could match him beginning to end


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: angel,

Checking Her Style



Many times still when a pretty girl walks by I pretend I've got something stuck in my eye But all the while I'm checking her style At my age, most of 'em score two hundred and five