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Where's the Eleven

If you have to dial 911 in an emergency And can't find eleven, kids'll tell ya immediately Say push the one twice TWO TIMES to be precise Till you fart then excuse yourself fervently<>

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Date: 10/16/2017 8:20:00 PM
Let me get this straight//so I do not deviate//I Fart times two//and you do too//Then dial 911 and evacuate? GOOD EVENING JACKSONIA!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/17/2017 5:55:00 AM
GOOD EVEMORN JOHN JOHN!!! Hope you enjoyed the last two days!!! HA you got it mate!!! CHEERS!!!
Date: 10/16/2017 2:59:00 PM
Now a days the kids are smarter than us. They know more about the computers then we do. Have a nice day my friend. Hugs xxx
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 10/17/2017 8:09:00 AM
Hugs..xxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/16/2017 3:02:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by my darling Darlene!!! xxx

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