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Viagra Falls

There once was a man from Niagara whose wiener's so long it would stab ya' but when it got little his pills became skittles until he O.D.'d on Viagra © ~JSLambert 2011*****A classic "stiff" competitor, standing "firm" amongst other "members" in the "thick" of the competition:) hope everyone gets "a rise" out of it!

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Date: 12/1/2016 1:32:00 PM

literally the worst piece of shit ive read on here.

Funom Makama

Date: 3/23/2013 9:29:00 AM

beautiful poem, well written. In such a windy and snowy day, reading this piece just completes my relaxation. What a poem!

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 4/16/2012 11:01:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Sidney~LeeAnn's "Haiku From The Heart" contest JSL. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 4/13/2012 10:43:00 PM

congrats JS on a fantastico third place win ..luv..

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/13/2012 10:07:00 PM

Mr. Roboto...love it.., , a wonderful congratulations.. with this awesome poem * good night. :-) always~ PD

Deborah Burch

Date: 4/13/2012 6:41:00 PM

Congratulations JS!! lol...really tickled my funny "bone"....big huggss--love,deb ;)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/13/2012 5:42:00 PM

Different one for sure..Congrats..Sara

Gwendolen Song

Date: 4/13/2012 3:33:00 PM

Yes, the competition was ruff...Congrats to you, Domo!...Good Sam Graduate Nursery '68!...ha ha. Love, GWendolen

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/19/2011 8:53:00 AM

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Chiquitachiamaka Baity

Date: 8/7/2011 3:38:00 AM

hahahaha...this is too funny. I luv it.... really

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 8/5/2011 10:50:00 PM

Hilarious, limericks are wonderful and this is the best!

Sidney Hall Mad Poet

Date: 7/24/2011 8:23:00 PM

I love limericks. This is a laugh, good one

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 6/30/2011 9:28:00 AM

Haha this one sure is funny and witty :) This sure is a fun read :D

Ravindra K Kapoor

Date: 6/29/2011 8:16:00 PM

From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert

Ravindra K Kapoor

Date: 6/29/2011 8:15:00 PM

From serious notes to Hilarious and funny write you have wonderful potentials my friend. Love and best wishes...Ravindra...JS Lambert

Katherine Stella

Date: 6/25/2011 9:51:00 AM

think vigria causes cancer too cause when my x took it seems like he died soon after this made me lol tho and made me think of that jerk lmao thanks for uplift needed today and keep on trucking

John Aaron Green

Date: 6/22/2011 7:59:00 PM

great read,,,,lol......

Shani Fassbender

Date: 6/22/2011 6:09:00 PM

This is really good...totally hilarious!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/21/2011 9:57:00 PM

hahaha. This is limerick how they are supposed to be done. Naughty funny!!! This may be a family site, but this is fine and dandy like skittle candy!! Love it.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 6/21/2011 1:49:00 PM

By the way, JS, I lived in Florence for a year when my sons had a gas station on Irby Street.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 6/21/2011 1:45:00 PM

hahahahah, I am happy at least that my niagara visuals inspired you to write this hilarious write, JS

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/21/2011 1:22:00 PM

HILARIOUS!! This limerick is a "weiner" in my book and goes straight to my faves, Joey. Way to go. You rock! Love, Carolyn

A Rambling Righting Riley - Shauna Riley

Date: 6/21/2011 1:06:00 PM

bwwwhhhaaaa....love it....this is soooo great....ha I find myself sitting around sometimes...shooting the sh** with people and come up with a little limerick like this...on the fly...this one is greatness....truly..."Why aren't these working?? It says on the box...'proven results'....maybe if I take a little more...." HA! ~ Shauna

Mike Dailey

Date: 6/21/2011 8:25:00 AM

great little limerick. Mike

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 6/21/2011 7:53:00 AM

hahahahaha..hilarious piece JS.. picture the moment of impact running for skittles.. a rainbow of Viagra.. wow.. u did a fantastic write for Limerick land poetry ..luv.. thankxx for enjoying my Happy Haven.. no need for Viagra there luv.. just "Sweetheart" sensations..oh..