Under the Bus

The agents uncovered a scheme When things not quite normal did seem For when baggage came out There could be not a doubt That a suitcase moved - was it a dream? So they opened the bag and surprise! What they found there in front of their eyes Were computers and jewels Stolen using no tools By the man in the case, they surmise. For two crooks conjured up a good plan. In a suitcase, well-hidden, one man Would unzip as the bus Moved along; with no fuss, From the baggage some goodies he'd pan. Though it's fitting the robbers got caught, For bad deeds should be punished, we're taught, I admire their guff Though it wasn't enough To allow them the riches they'd sought.