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The Lawyer Dude Who Raked Me Over the Coals

My Lawyer said I was his friend He said "lean toward the floor and bend" O'boy was I dumb He inserted his thumb and our friendship quickly came to an end lol

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/31/2010 6:29:00 PM

Congratulations on your win with this funny Limerick Rick. Aloha, Connie

Audrey Haick

Date: 8/30/2010 6:47:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Rick- this is too funny! Peace, Audrey

James Fraser

Date: 8/30/2010 11:39:00 AM

Haha, nice one Rick. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/30/2010 5:15:00 AM

Congratulations Rick on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/29/2010 9:04:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Rick

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2010 6:53:00 PM

haha, what an image. Congratulations, Rick!

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/29/2010 1:49:00 PM

Congrats Rick on your big win in the Limerick contest.. enjoy my friend this happy Sunday with luv..

Charles Henderson

Date: 8/29/2010 1:46:00 PM

Congrats on your place in this contest Rick. Charles

Ralph Taylor

Date: 8/29/2010 1:22:00 PM

Congrats, Rick. Nice going. Ralph

Timothy Brumley

Date: 8/29/2010 1:00:00 PM

He was just reviewing your assets!:) Congrats on your win Rick!

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 8/29/2010 12:46:00 PM

EWWWWhhh....good one Rick. congrats on your win. BG

John Freeman

Date: 8/29/2010 12:19:00 PM

Congratulations on your successful presentation, Rick. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/29/2010 12:15:00 PM

Congratulations on your win.Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/29/2010 11:59:00 AM

Oooh, that sounds nasty, Rick. LOL Congratulations on your win! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/29/2010 11:47:00 AM

congrats on your win in the cocntest

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/27/2010 5:37:00 PM

Soup mail, Rick

Iolanda Scripca

Date: 8/25/2010 9:28:00 PM

Soul Mail

John Rhinem

Date: 8/23/2010 7:20:00 PM

Smile! ~ You made me laugh Bro! But isn't that how it so often seems to go? And yet, not only do some of them swindle their clients, and even the ones they sometimes call friends but also, they cause the dictations of a lot of oppressive laws....Smile, great bit of sarcastic humour my friend!! ~ "Much Love & warmth to You & Yours," John! ~ "Have A Beautiful Night Rick;" Bye!:) ~

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/23/2010 7:10:00 PM

:) Thanks for supporting my contest, Rick. Love, Carolyn