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Running Taxes

Many returns are sent by faxes Declaring our earnings for taxes When they don't work it out Please give me a shout Next time I'll send them some laxatives

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 2/22/2011 10:50:00 AM

Congratulations on your win James in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol

Date: 2/18/2011 11:17:00 AM

Got a good chuckle out of this one. Congratulations on your wind in the contest. Keep on writing and sharing your words. Thank you for your kind comment. Karen

Kory Calhoun

Date: 2/4/2011 4:05:00 PM

Geritol or Ex-Lax would work just fine! LOL! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 2/3/2011 6:25:00 PM

Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, James

John Freeman

Date: 2/3/2011 11:30:00 AM

Congratulations James on your worthy in the top five. Agape, Moses

Tahera Mannan

Date: 2/2/2011 9:50:00 PM

hahaha.many congratulations for this win.

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 2/2/2011 6:58:00 PM

Laughing all the way..congrats. BG

Robert Pettit

Date: 2/2/2011 6:46:00 PM

Great limerick. Congratulation on winning in Carolyn's contest.

Joyce Johnson

Date: 2/2/2011 4:33:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, James. Love, Joyce

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 2/2/2011 2:49:00 PM

huh! a lucrative laxative! congrats to you James

Ralph Taylor

Date: 2/2/2011 1:51:00 PM

Congrats on your well deserved win, Jim. Nice going. Ralph

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/2/2011 12:58:00 PM

I'd hate to have to use the restroom at tax headquarters when the laxatives arrive, James. Funny limerick! Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts

Date: 2/2/2011 12:57:00 PM

funny entry, congrats on your win in the contest James

Diane Locksley

Date: 1/31/2011 4:59:00 PM

I'll be waiting for those laxatives to take effect. Ha-Ha. Funny limerick James. Good luck in the contest, Diane

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/30/2011 9:04:00 PM

hahaha, with that near rhyme at the end. And send them "running" to the loo.(did I get that English slang right?) Luv, Andrea

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/30/2011 11:58:00 AM

:) Thanks for supporting the contest, James! Love, Carolyn

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/30/2011 11:52:00 AM

what a gas, james... we need more than laxatives after paying those darn taxes!! what shining wit you've got.. one great laugh before the weekend bows! stinning with winning wishes!! :) huggs, nette