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I visited Doctor Longdong Told doc something’s terribly wrong The pain in my hip Is giving me gyp He said it was caused by my thong! I admit I’ve put on some weight Can’t resist cream cakes on my plate My ‘EX’ boyfriend was rude … So I’m in a bad mood Oh stuff it ….the diet can wait! 11~08~16

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/27/2016 10:37:00 AM

LOL, had to read just one more - thanks for the laughs today, my friend x

Jan Allison
Date: 11/27/2016 11:02:00 AM

My pleasure Jack thanks for reading:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 11/13/2016 5:45:00 PM

LOL you get better daily

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2016 5:49:00 PM

or maybe I get worse lol:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 11/12/2016 4:03:00 PM

Jan, you have a very funny way with these sentiments. Food and body are intertwined in such a strange relationship. Nice name for a Dr.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/12/2016 4:06:00 PM

:-):-) we have a Dr Longdon so there is a little poetic licence lol and I've never been on a diet in my life - I wrote this as I was eating a fresh cream doughnut lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/10/2016 9:40:00 AM

Sorry all I read was cream donuts. Yum, cream donuts. A Fav.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/10/2016 5:00:00 PM

lol Armand:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 11/10/2016 1:51:00 AM

very cute my dear.....

Jan Allison
Date: 11/10/2016 5:00:00 PM

Thanks Pashang:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

Date: 11/9/2016 5:33:00 PM

You kill me this is so funny. It's like wearing dental floss between the cheeks lol. I would still enjoy the cream cake:)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2016 5:37:00 PM

ha ha ha Carol:-) I was eating a fresh cream doughnut and this silly poem came to me ... and no I don't wear a cheesewire lol:-) hugs jan xx

J.W. Earnings

Date: 11/9/2016 4:16:00 PM

How funny this poem is, but is sad at the same time (: I hope this all didn't happen to you. If it did, sorry! (: Great poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2016 4:18:00 PM

No its pure fiction on my part David lol - the only truth is I was eating a fresh cream doughnut and was inspired lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 11/9/2016 7:29:00 AM

Haha, I am with you dear, Jan! The more weight one has the more the beloved has to love! Enjoyed!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2016 7:31:00 AM

True Demetrios I don't carry much excess weight but hubby till loves me:-) Hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 11/8/2016 9:09:00 PM

Hehehe.... shame on you :) your talking about me.... very good limerick Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2016 2:29:00 AM

I was just tucking into a fresh cream doughnut and got inspired lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 11/8/2016 4:32:00 PM

There's a song that goes Dr. Dr. give me the news....I've got a bad case of loving you." could this be the Dr. in question??

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 4:41:00 PM

I know the song lol just a fun write - I was about to tuck into a cream doughnut and the poem came to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 11/8/2016 3:17:00 PM

You made me laugh Jan. Nicely done. love phyl

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 3:24:00 PM

Thanks Phyllis - was inspired when I was eating a cream doughnut lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 11/8/2016 2:02:00 PM

Very cool and funny poem, Jan. It's a riot. Love it though. Many blessings of love to you. RW

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 2:12:00 PM

Thanks so much Freddie:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/8/2016 1:27:00 PM

Oh Dr.Longdong..Whahaahaha... This is so funny..Hilarious...And the picture..Haha. : )

Charmaine Chircop
Date: 11/8/2016 1:28:00 PM

Im feeling sorry for that thong in her big butty butt..ha :)..Awesome pic. too.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 1:28:00 PM

One of the doctors at our surgery is Dr Longon do I had a little poetic licence lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 1:28:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/8/2016 9:39:00 AM

Lol! Jan, this was so hilarious. I laughed my "butt" off. A big seven:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 11:49:00 AM

LOL Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/8/2016 9:03:00 AM

Fun, Jan! "Oh stuff it" LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 11:50:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/8/2016 9:01:00 AM

- :))))) .... love it - a 7 - You light up my day, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 11:51:00 AM

Thanks Anne Lise I'm glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/8/2016 8:02:00 AM

Hope you didn't ask him to stuff it more than your hip would be hurting.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 11:51:00 AM

lol Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 11/8/2016 7:28:00 AM

HAHAHAHA! Too cute Jan. Love this funny little lymric and the pic is right on. There are a few of us who need to drop a pound or two. A seven from me. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 11:52:00 AM

I'm a UK size 8 Judy lol I put on a few pounds on holiday in Malta last week but am back to normal eating now:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/8/2016 7:28:00 AM

Ha, this was funny and the cartoon is priceless. Love your sense of humor my friend and that doctor...not sure with a name like that I could visit his office. : ) His first name isn't Seymour, is it?

Chris Green
Date: 11/8/2016 12:39:00 PM

Well I can honestly say that the word "petite" has never been used in the same sentence with my name. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 11:53:00 AM

It is a bit of poetic licence - we do have a doctor Longon at our local surgery ... and I don't have an issue with my weight - I have never been on a diet I am quite petite:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 11/8/2016 7:19:00 AM

So you're joining the group!!! GREAT ONE! Seems like they;re taking over the Soup! LOL Love and hugs, Brother Jack xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2016 7:20:00 AM

I love this silly style Jack lol:-) hugs Jan xx