My Satanic Phone
I once had a satanic phone,
When anyone called, it would groan.
It made up a lie,
Told my girlfriend Di:
‘He’s out…giving the dog a bone.’ *
*Slang for sex
Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2011
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