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Miss Muffet's Revenge: Collaboration

Miss Muffet was very tired of fear. She wanted tuffets under her rear. She glared at the spider, the can of Raid beside her: that icky thing became a white smear. She stomped the spider into the ground, screaming, “Die! Die! You wretched old hound!” Then she held up the Raid, any others she sprayed. Indeed, 'twas a good day all around. BY DALE GREGORY COZART oh no she has failed to see the one with red eyes of three teeth all strung out wide there's nowhere to hide don't you come running to me BY TIM SMITH That old spider just laughed in her face Said, “Hey Muffet you sprayed the wrong place. Raid will not make me die But it could hurt a fly In the spider world I’m super race!" BY JAN ALLISON Miss Muffet just couldn't stop grinning. She said, “This is just the beginning. Praying Mantis will do, and he's right behind you. Face it, Ugly, I'll just keep winning." BY DALE GREGORY COZART Miss Muffet cooked a batch of curds and whey then asked the spider to come out and play he went straight for her dish Then I heard a big "SQUISH" She ended the super race without bug spray BY LIN LANE Oh no! This would not be fair Another spider was there Spidy web flashed The raid can crashed And Mantis didn't have a prayer! BY ROGERPAT ADAMS

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Date: 8/13/2017 2:07:00 AM
Great collaboration, all of you, enjoyed this :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/13/2017 8:10:00 AM
Thanks, Darren.
Date: 8/12/2017 2:49:00 AM
Thank you all for making me laugh. These were great and very clever! : )
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/12/2017 7:52:00 AM
Glad you liked it, Connie!
Date: 8/11/2017 5:00:00 PM
ha ha ha am loving the additional poems Dale and Lin's response to mine is so funny:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 8/11/2017 3:59:00 PM
Oh no! This would not be fair/Another spider was there/Spidy web flashed/The raid can crashed/And Mantis didn't have a prayer!
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2017 6:52:00 PM
that final line is so clever Roger i love it lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/11/2017 5:43:00 PM
Roger, you're in! Thanks so much for contributing!
Date: 8/11/2017 1:03:00 PM
I love it . So fun! I would like to see more too! :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/11/2017 1:05:00 PM
Thanks, Heidi!
Date: 8/11/2017 12:57:00 PM
This is wonderful, keep it going
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/11/2017 1:01:00 PM
Thanks, Eve!!
Date: 8/11/2017 11:34:00 AM
That old spider just laughed in her face/ Said “hey Muffet you sprayed the wrong place”/ Raid will not make me die/ But it could hurt a fly/ In the spider world I’m super race!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 8/11/2017 11:13:00 AM
Lol...oh no she has failed to see...the one with red eyes of three...teeth all strung out wide... there's nowhere to hide...don't you come running to me
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/11/2017 11:18:00 AM
Thanks, Tim. You're in!

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