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Little Guy Dwarves Again

Seven days and lonely at night Was a Princess called Snow White On her doorstep there was Little guy dwarves All different to view from sight So on Monday night she did walk To Dopey's bedroom for a talk The conversation was slow Up sticks did she go At her topless body he did gawk When Tuesday evening came around She tiptoed without a sound Beside Bashful she sat Blimey, not again, no chat His eyes on me will never abound Oh my! it's Wednesday again Am I beautiful or just plain Jane I better go to the Doc Do I look good in this frock Am I letting my shapely shapes wane It's Thursday and I better nurse Sneezy Whose chest has become rather wheezy To him I won't kiss No matter his wish I have no desire to become queasy Thankfully Friday has been reached It's the weekend long lies are now preached For Sleepy I'll never wake No booty will he shake My cheeks he'll never see peached Saturday has finally come along Even Grumpy now sings the same song With a song and a cheer Shared over a few beers No chance you'll get into my thong Have I saved Sunday to be the best Is Happy better than the rest His smile tells me so For more than his cheeks glow At last a loving grin at my breasts Oh I need to be loved ever since Like the weeks I had with my Prince For many many nights He knew to love me right When I walked, you could see my legs wince . .

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 10/2/2014 9:31:00 AM
love this string of limericks.. :D i really didn't make one yet like this.. :D i still can't find my pen to write a humorous one.. :D a fave
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James Fraser
Date: 10/2/2014 1:34:00 PM
Thank you Olive, a little naughty, daring. But hey, ho, it's good to be a little devilish sometimes, James :)x
Date: 8/10/2014 6:00:00 AM
Brilliant string of Limericks, the humor flowing till the end, James
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James Fraser
Date: 8/10/2014 9:31:00 AM
Thank you Dr. Ram :)
Date: 8/9/2014 5:53:00 PM
LOL...brilliant my friend...cheers Tim
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James Fraser
Date: 8/9/2014 5:56:00 PM
Written in 2011 Tim, and boy I enjoyed writing it. Not sure it was well respected then, lack of humour here on the Soup!
Date: 8/9/2014 5:47:00 PM
Hilarious James - u been on the giggle juice tonight:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2014 6:00:00 PM
I just think our humour sometimes isn't understood James LOL but as long as we support each other we will be ok! Hugs Jan xxx
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James Fraser
Date: 8/9/2014 5:55:00 PM
Jan, this was written in 2011, but there appeared to be then a massive lack of humour on the Soup, hence my re-post ;-)

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