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A young man flashed a big grin at me He said ‘phwarrr’ your melons look juicy I covered my tanned chest But the guy did attest Look - the one’s in your trolley, silly! Fun fiction write 06-20-17

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Jack Horne

Date: 7/1/2017 2:47:00 PM

LOL, thanks for the chuckles tonight x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2017 3:35:00 PM

My pleasure Jack thanks for taking the time to read my sillies. If I can raise a smile with my limericks or fun poems then my job is done:-) There are only so many deep depressing poems you can read before it starts to make you feel low, so I try to buck the trend! :-)hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/25/2017 4:49:00 PM

Thank you for the laugh, Jan:) maybe you could share some of those melons....the ones in the trolley, of course! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 4:57:00 PM

lol Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 6/21/2017 8:32:00 AM

"phwarrr" — that's a new one for my vocabulary! I be smilin' huggaphwarrrs! ~j oh, and as usual, I cannot resist... I once knew a girl named Lolly//Oh dear, I'm now "meloncholy"//Her brassiere//SO did fear//its task of restraint was mere folly.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2017 4:09:00 PM

Lol John I be seized for lolly makes you feel jolly:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 6/21/2017 5:08:00 AM

I have to confess dear Jan, I love melons either on the table or in the trolley. They are as much fun as your Limericks! haha! Thanks for the smile!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2017 4:06:00 PM

Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/21/2017 12:31:00 AM

British humor. I am sure trolley means something I don't know here. hahaha. LOVE that picture to go with your poem, Jan!! OH, btw, I totally spaced out that your husband's name was Bob when I wrote that poem. I do hope he enjoyed it!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2017 1:07:00 AM

ha ha ha about hubbies name - I worry about using names in limericks as folks can think its about them so i tend to stick to a few names I use quite often, Sue and Roger get used a lot by me lol. As for off the trolley I think the pic is confusing folks - I will add a pic of a woman in a supermarket!!! Hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish

Date: 6/20/2017 2:42:00 PM

Kind of funny but figure isn't everything. I like your style and hope you had fun writing it. Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 3:00:00 PM

I agree with you Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

Niall Fulham

Date: 6/20/2017 1:33:00 PM

Hi Jan , so funny , the picture says it all lol , have you seen my new pic ,,hehehe lol :)))))hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 1:54:00 PM

pwhooooooowwwwwwww I mean er nice hair Niall:-) you know you are a dead ringer for someone I can't think who lol - I was telling my hubby about your avatar he sure laughed when i explained the reasoning behind it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dm Babbit

Date: 6/20/2017 12:19:00 PM

Love it, love it, love it. Been there, thought that!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 1:11:00 PM

ha ha ha:-)least you are honest:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/20/2017 12:08:00 PM

- :))) .... Love the last line ... "Fun fiction write" - ... Great melons ... ripe and ready :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 1:10:00 PM

Of course it's fiction lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 6/20/2017 9:31:00 AM

I believe I read where the govt. is monitoring sites for lewd and terrorist activity, careful young lady, you could be on their radar,,,Ha!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 12:36:00 PM

Hey Charlie I am already on the 'hit' list of someone here so they may be a secret agent - but I;m ready for them to come and take me away ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 6/20/2017 8:15:00 AM

I knew the minute I saw the title I knew it was going to be something hilarious.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 12:37:00 PM

Glad you found it funny Dale not everyone appreciates my humour but they don't have to read my poop:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 6/20/2017 8:11:00 AM

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." A quote I once read:)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 12:11:00 PM

Hey it works in SOME cases Daniel lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/20/2017 8:01:00 AM

LOL! I remember being at a Girl Scout meeting, when I was a kid, and the lady sitting across from me had ginormous melons. Was not pleasant as I was trying to eat my jello. LOL!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 8:09:00 AM

ha ha ha yes I bet that would put some diners off their food lol. I used the pic as I found it funny but I may try and find another pic :-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 6/20/2017 7:46:00 AM

You and Tim are in sick...I mean sync. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 7:57:00 AM

ha ha ha and I've just had a soup mail from Lim'rik flats and HIS collaboration got POTD - that is 2 poem's I've highlighted on blogs this week both got POTD:-):-) I wrote another 2 limericks at work today, got to keep myself from falling asleep lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 6/20/2017 7:40:00 AM

Lol...don't make me repost my "I Love Melons" limerick

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2017 7:42:00 AM

ha ha ha I did one years ago called 'juicy fruit' I wrote this one at work today lol:-) hugs Jan xx