Feeling Worried - Collaboration

Britain's Prime Minister, with charm and appeal Visited Trump to work out a deal But in a gesture unplanned Trump held her hand She was worried he'd steal a feel! I hear Teresa May had planned To hold President Trump's right hand Despite his best hope Don Trump couldn't grope The moron he ought to be banned -Jan Allison- The Donald gave Teresa a squeeze To herself she thought what a sleaze But he was surprised When between her thighs He found balls as big as his knees -Daniel Turner- On her rump he placed his right hand Swore as they listened to the band A night in the sack I'll give Boston back And pay all the taxes as planned -Tim Smith- The Donald was conceited and thought he was all that He put some moves on Teresa and it was so whack Now his ego is not inflated He's not so longer elated Now his ego is in intact. a has been mack -Alexis Y.-