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Poor Penny was very depressed She’d flat boobies under her vest But with plastic implants They were truly enhanced Her boyfriend was VERY impressed! 09~12~16

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Ironic Zink

Date: 10/6/2016 4:29:00 AM

Fake boobies:.. nice word choice... boobies... lol

Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2016 5:24:00 AM

I like boobies as a word and I use todger for the male bits ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

Cherie Fleming

Date: 9/26/2016 8:39:00 PM

Ha! This is great! Thank you for sharing!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2016 5:23:00 AM

Thanks Cherie:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 9/13/2016 10:48:00 PM

People ask me if I've had a little work done..... only a little....sigh... :( Fun Lim, Jan, Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2016 1:34:00 AM

LOL Mr Viv:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/13/2016 2:58:00 PM

cute as can be, my limerick-ing friend!! It's catch up time for me but people keep coming around bothering me. I can't even finish at my school . haha!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/13/2016 3:27:00 PM

Thanks Andrea I have fun writing these cheeky little poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 9/12/2016 7:16:00 PM

This will be a big hit. It already is. When guys look at someone with a large pair of suspended objects, we try to figure out what is really going on. It's a mental challenge. Why can't people be happy with the way they are? I suppose we have been led tho believe that big is better. Supersize fries and all that. Thanks for your comment.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 7:20:00 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Duke I know you too love the limerick form I just adore the cheeky humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 9/12/2016 6:47:00 PM

Very nice limerick Jan...hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 6:51:00 PM

Thanks Jospeh:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 9/12/2016 5:03:00 PM

Funny, Jan! Never was a fan of fake anything. Water balloons aren't sexy to me, however they do make a big splash. (There's a joke in there somewhere)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 5:29:00 PM

LOL -I am sure they would act as buoyancy aids Daniel lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kathleen Kroll

Date: 9/12/2016 4:18:00 PM

So fun. I can identify with the flat boobs thing but never enough to put myself under the knife. You have a talent for limericks..

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 4:21:00 PM

I don't think I could put myself through it Kathleen but I guess it depends on how desperate a person is and it can have a massive boost to a person's self esteem:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 9/12/2016 3:44:00 PM

You write such wonderful limericks Jan. Another gem! ; ) 7

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 3:46:00 PM

Thanks Connie, in time I guess I will have to remove them as I am going to put them into a humour book.. but until then I hope to keep making people smile with my funnies:-) hugs Jan xx

Kay Roberts

Date: 9/12/2016 2:36:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHA....... Jan that's brilliant. xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 2:55:00 PM

Thanks Kim I love writing funny poems and especially love the limerick form it appeals to my cheeky sense of humour - I'm glad it made you laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 9/12/2016 2:24:00 PM

You've enhanced my day. Thanks Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 2:25:00 PM

ha ha ha thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 9/12/2016 11:41:00 AM

another top limerick , no boobie prize here stephen

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 12:04:00 PM

ha ha ha - no contest to enter this one for though I just like to write for fun :-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/12/2016 11:23:00 AM

When I was having my elbow surgery I saw a few there for consultations and one in the recovery room after a tummy tuck (she was crying bloody murder)... Good one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 12:03:00 PM

I have a friend she has her boobs and tummy done - knowing the discomfort she had after the surgery would put me off for life:-) hugs Jan xx

Sarban Bhattacharya

Date: 9/12/2016 10:38:00 AM

It is impossible not to laugh after reading your limerick. Nicely penned , Jan !

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2016 10:58:00 AM

Thanks Sarban I do try to write with humour and love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx