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Big, Bad Agony Aunt's Advice

Oh, honey, your lover’s a jerk; I promise it really can’t work - As he’s married, of course, And he wouldn’t divorce - I’d deck him* and wipe off his smirk. * to punch someone hard and knock them to the ground For Vicky’s Agony Aunt contest

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Date: 4/8/2014 8:32:00 AM
Congrats Jack. Can't go wrong with a good limy. And you do them so well.
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Date: 4/4/2014 11:25:00 PM
this is darn straight- forward, jack.. a real winner!.. huggs
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Date: 4/3/2014 10:12:00 PM
JACK, congrats on your AWESOME win. .. Luv ~SKAT~
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Date: 4/3/2014 12:06:00 PM
Hi jack, :) Congratulations, the poem's awesome. Enjoyed your vice.... luv LINDA
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Date: 4/3/2014 8:42:00 AM
Ha love it Jack, congratulations xx
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Date: 4/3/2014 4:39:00 AM
Hi, No faffing* about here! No point in stretching it out. Hit them between the eyes with it. Enjoyable read. Well done in winning. Regards Theresa xx * no beating about the bush *no messing about
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Date: 3/7/2014 6:36:00 PM
Smiling, great limerick Jack! Hugs
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Date: 3/1/2014 12:20:00 PM
Good one, Jack!
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Date: 2/24/2014 9:04:00 AM
Yay
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Date: 2/22/2014 4:26:00 PM
Another good'n, Jack... Terry
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Date: 2/14/2014 3:17:00 PM
Can't ring the bell any clearer than that jack. Perfect limey. And I just love a good limey. Peace. :)
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Date: 2/7/2014 4:46:00 AM
Hahaha! Good one Jack...Here in South Lousianne we say 'Punch his lights out', 'Slap him silly' and of course. 'Beat the sh-t out of em' (Which I have had done to me on numerous occasions) Luck in the contest...Reads like a winner - Tim
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Date: 2/6/2014 11:49:00 PM
Lol very good. We all need people in our life that would "deck" somebody on our behalf. :-)
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Date: 2/3/2014 12:35:00 AM
Ha ha, lol, this is hilarious my friend! You have delighted me by the splendor of this wonderful write! I surely loved reading this amazing poem this evening! What a astounding piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 2/2/2014 8:54:00 PM
Another fun limerick. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 2/2/2014 4:12:00 PM
Reads like a winner to me..Way to go..Thanks for the visits to my page..Sara
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Date: 2/2/2014 12:15:00 PM
hey, this is so cool. Glad to see an example. Maybe I will try this contest now after all!!
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Date: 2/2/2014 12:05:00 PM
ohh gee.. what am " in your face" advice.. love the frank write, jack.. that guy is a goner.. huggs
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Date: 2/2/2014 10:51:00 AM
Te He...Im with the aunt all the way.,. Good one! BG
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Date: 2/2/2014 10:38:00 AM
Perfect advice. this should be a winner. Thanks for your comments on my Super Bowl poem. Fever is at high pitch in Seattle area. Hope all is well with you. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/2/2014 9:58:00 AM
Hilarious....Tim
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