Bawdy Limericks

I could do the body all day Perform in a sexual way The bump and the grind Massaging the mind And making it seem like a play I took one look at her wonder Deciding just how I would plunder That beautiful ground That grew on her mound And that's when I slid from up under I'd start with my fingers and tongue The way I did when I was young A hey diddle here A play fiddle there And over the moon we were flung It was hard when I finished the job I went from the shaft to the knob But the fluid was slick And I got such a kick That I helped her wipe up the glob Rockman For the "Bawdy Limericks II" contest by Roy Jerden.