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Bart the Chauffeur

There once was a chauffeur called Bart, Who had a Rolls that wouldn’t start. He wanted to be green - His boss was very mean - So now he drives a horse and cart.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 7/9/2011 3:33:00 PM
congrats Jack on your great win in eco friendly contest luv... great one as usual..luv..
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Date: 7/9/2011 11:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Jack in Robb's "Eco"contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/9/2011 11:17:00 AM
Very cute Jack! Congrats to you :)
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Date: 7/9/2011 9:21:00 AM
My congratulations on this win in the contest of John, jack
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Date: 7/9/2011 4:06:00 AM
I always like a limerick - congrats on the win. Mike
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Date: 7/8/2011 10:11:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONS! in the win...so awesome write is presented in your poem....*_*junjun
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Date: 5/20/2011 6:14:00 AM
Great fun with this one, Jack!!! Hahaha! What a change from a Rolls to a cart!!! At least it would save petrol! Thank you for your always kind comments! Sorry to say that my right arm and hand are still not ok and very painful. Wish you and your wife a great weekend!...Love, Gert
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Date: 5/19/2011 4:14:00 PM
Good one..Got a chuckle..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sorry about the loss the Christmas tree..It is not any fun to plant something and then it not live..Sara
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Date: 5/19/2011 4:22:00 AM
An instant weight loss program for sure!! I like Barts's ingenuity in your write. Horses and carts are much more preferred by women! Gwendolen
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Date: 5/18/2011 3:20:00 PM
LOL Bart is in Pennsylvania living with the Amish. Very funny entry for the contest, my friend. Hope to see your poem in the winners' circle, Jack! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/18/2011 1:23:00 PM
this title caught my attention, it is a funny tile and funny poem, it cracked me up. enjoyed reading it.
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Date: 5/18/2011 1:20:00 PM
Humorous and witty write, enjoyed it, jack
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