Accept My Apologies

I’m sorry that I had to rob a bank To buy your lavish aquarium tank Starkist rejects share a cell And Charlie’s begun to smell Our debtors’ prison is bleak to be frank If you can find a way to make my bail Criminal activity I’ll curtail I’ll acquiesce to your wish Bid adieu to this foul fish And worship you like you’re the Holy Grail I’ll never mention the credit card fees That swelled from your holiday shopping sprees You’ll find I’m truly contrite For snoring all through the night And inadvertently cutting the cheese Can you forgive me? I don’t deserve you You’re the cream of the crop; I am just pooh Thank you for pointing this out Let’s put an end to this bout To make reparations, I’ll ingest bamboo