Me and Santa

Age 5 As a child I awoke from my slumber I arose from the couch to grab a cucumber Santa was eating my cookies. Like a baseball rookie. I threw the cucumber and Santa fell like lumber! Age 6 Santa returned the following year. No presents for me was my biggest fear. I hid behind the couch. I heard Santa say "ouch." He slipped on my marbles and fell on his rear! Age 7 The following Christmas was a surprise to me. I fell asleep curled up under the tree Santa woke me with a smile He said, "It's been awhile." Then dumped Rudolph's dung on me!