A Valentine Dump.

I once knew a guy named Constantine Who fell for a girl named Clementine, And they started to date But this was her sad fate, Dumped her the week before Valentine. Poor Clementine her heart was broken She thought that he loved her for certain, After Valentine's day He called her to say, I'm sorry, I was so mistaken. Well Clementine took back her man But he didn't know she had a plan, He asked her to marry She said she'd be happy, At the Alter she left him and ran. This is for you cheap fellas out there Who break up with your women each year, Please know what you're doing We love to get even, And then you would be living in fear.