Limerick Poems About Winter | Winter Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funnywinter, winter,

No Winter This Year!.... No! None At All!

NO WINTER THIS YEAR! NO NONE AT ALL!

no winter this year, no! none at all!
the ducks dilly dally, honeybees in the fall!

my dry cleaners said "no need for your coat!
I'll get to it when, I dock my sailboat!"

anthills getting bigger, their soldiers don't hurry!
I checked the forecast, no chance of a flurry!

the blueberry tea, I've been served alfresco,
stays quite piping hot! thank you Ernesto!

my finest snow angel, about to appear,
must take a raincheck! with Santa's Reindeer!

the heavens above, must surely have reasons,
postponing ice fishing, and blurring the seasons!

I'll wait two more weeks, before I declare!
"remove thin-ice signs! steep drop-off beware!"


Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: fun, humor, joy, nature,

Mischievous Spring

A mischievous season called Spring
Liked to tickle the tree tops an’ ting
And teach songs to the birds
Full of old fashioned words
Oh the rude songs Spring taught them to sing!

Spring liked to laugh, and to run
On the hill tops and wind up the sun
With a glint in her eye
And the hint of a thigh
And her hair down and buttons undone

Sometimes she’d knock off a joke
How the squirrels would squeak as she spoke
And oh how the tits
Loved the sniggery bits
Of the ones for the feistier folk!

Spring liked the tease and the chase
Oh the flirtatious look on her face!
Catch me!  She’d say
Always getting away
Well, not always A time, and a place

A word, Winter said, in your ear
You’re crossing a line here, I fear
Enough of the bants
And the flashing of pants
It’s most unbecoming, my dear

Winter, said Spring, you’re as old
And as wet and as grey and as cold
As a sheep in the mud
While I’ve fire in my blood
I shall not do a thing that I’m told!

And off she went, flicking the Vs
I am Spring, and I’ll do what I please!
Off to dance in the ring
With no knickers an’ ting
And to tickle the leaves in the trees

© Gail Foster 17th March 2018


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: flower, love,

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, satire

EXHIBITIONIST (on purpose)

Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!


*For the battle of the bulge contest  It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: imagination, life, love, natureeaster,

Undone Hidden Flaws

.
There once was a garden in Thomaston
But all the hidden flaws show now in sun
     Bombarded by winter cold
     Delicate Easter dress bold
Became frozen, tattered, falling undone

Now that lovely garden in Thomaston
Back in early spring's golden rays of sun
      Rose blooms, tulips open tips
      Flawless are flowers no thrips
Remember Rose Trellis_ love's embrace spun


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, people,

Portrait of Paula

Written: October 3, 2010

There once was a lady named Paula
Who loved to shop at the Mall-a.
She shopped ‘til she “dropped.”
She shopped and she shopped
Every Spring, Summer, Winter and Fall-a.

Christmas time put her skills to the test.
It was when Paula proved she was best.
The crowds stood amazed.
Paula could shop for days
Without losing her holiday zest.

Gail's note: Inspired by my friend Paula.
Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection


Poem Details | by Carol Eastman |
Categories: christmas, fun, funny, humor,

Christmas Limmerick

Christmas Eve is finally here Add Dragon's fun plus Santas' winter run Then celebrate Christ all year But then we are weird so... May the Angels' forgive us Dragon made a great BIG fuss The live manger scene Has Dragon being Baby Jesus, yes, it's nuts It'll be warm with our klutz The manger group's got guts But that is OK Fire is our way Maybe they should use robots Tho we will have lots of light! Hold the extinguisher tight! Run if he burps Or makes a chirp His cocoa had knockout drops


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: fun, spring,

Spring Forward

This winter I am so much over
I need to run out in the clover
Time for spring to forward
Maybe I'll just move shoreward
And spend my time as a fearful rover.

Contest:  Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi


Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: humor,

ADAM AND EVE

ADAM AND EVE There was a young couple they named Adam and Eve They walked around naked - oh my, can you believe! In Summer it was bold But Winter was too cold So they donned large fig leaves - now ev'ryone's relieved! © ELR 2013


Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, spring, weather, winter,

Ground Hog Day

Ground Hog Day We know every year comes the day We see if our Winter will stay… The Ground Hog will show By shadow we’ll know If we can put snow gear away. If he sees his shadow at all Then Winter will stay here on call… No shadow means great! Spring’s right at the gate! Let’s dance and go have us a ball! However I heard from good source Phil Ground Hog will have no remorse… He will not come out You better not pout If Springtime goes far off its course! © Sandra MHaight 2014 All Rights Reserved ~NA~ Contest: Punxsutawney Phil Speaks Sponsor: John Lawless Judged: 02/02/2015


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: political,

Political

A small temporary summer crush Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush Media gives each a free ride On all TV screens can not hide Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: imagination, nature, seasons

Rock - Paper - Scissors

~

Paper Snowflake

~

Upon the rock of summer that teem
with scissors I forge a winter dream
with paper of white
and visions of flight
each snowflake dance with sunlight gleam

~


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny,

Where Do Crickets Go

Where Do Crickets Go?

As winter approaches, their songs die out
Their gentle chirping I can’t live without
     Field mice make their way inside
     Lizards under my couch hide
So what’s with the crickets; have they no clout?

The crickets in Florida grow quite large
Perhaps in cold times they cruise on a barge
     Carnival Cruise Line reject
     Like Dangerfield, no respect
Not even an honorable discharge

Do they erect shelters ‘neath a snow mound?
Their disappearance surely does confound
     Like snowbirds, do they leap south
     Hearing winter’s roaring mouth?
Could they be in a Mexican camp ground?

The wasps and bees, well, they disappear too
But I give no thought to the stinging crew
     As surely as the sun shines
     I miss crickets’ unique whines
But in spring their songs will return on cue


*Entry for Francine’s “Write Me a Happy Poem” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire, November 1, 2012


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring, daffodils,

The First Breath Of Spring



There are many things in life I look forward to still The first breath of spring, the sun as it peeks over the hill When the robins first arrive Means that winter we've survived As we run through fields of yellow daffodils © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: nature,

Punxsutawney Phil

 Punxsutawney Phil  thought he  could  sing
 So they dubbed him Elvis the king
 But when he heard all the boos
 He got the winter blues
 And wasn't  seen again until spring!
 


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: hope,

Cold Days

Cold Days
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

Days of summer are now gone.
Cold winter days we’re shown.
My great desire,
Is to sit by the fire,
Until greatly warmer I have grown.


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: inspirational, day,

Is This It

Is this the day, the one that we all fear?
Yes, 12/21/2012 is now here!
The day of that great winter solstice
That the ancient Mayans have told us
Signals the start of Galactic New Year!

Is today the day that begins the New Age
And turns right over that great Cosmic Page?
The Aquarian Age that's replacing the Piscean
Which we will all be intellectually free in?

Who can honestly explain
What's happening on this Plane
Or will we remain in the dark
Occasionally sighting a spark?

What all should we do
To make this come true
For me and for you
To get the Truth through?




Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: cool, spring, weather,

WHEN SUNSHINE TRICKS MAY

Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes 
when sunshine tricks May! 


* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Absolute Torture



It's December 21st and the days are getting longer Won't be long before this damn winter is conquered Had one too many That's more than plenty At my ripe old age each one's absolute torture © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: work,

Winter Woody

There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.


For Andrea’s contest


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Firebrand Fraulein from the Black Forest

Limerick : Once a Firebrand Fräulein from the Black Forest

 Once a Firebrand Fräulein from the Black Forest
In winter went out to cut wood sans vest
In fact sans Lederhose
Nor even horse fire hose
So she got fired on wood with zest.

		or
So she got fired for good in jest.

		or
So she got fired by Crook in earnest.

		or
So she got fired in crook by Earnest.

		or
So she got fired with Earnest in the nest.

(and so on and on…)

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: courage,

A Major Funk



Must be quite strong and take winter in stride Rugged Canadian winters are hard to describe The lack of old sol Main reason we fall In a funk till the springtime and the robins arrive © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: health,

Fall Flu


Do you cough, do you sneeze, sweat and shake; 
till you think your whole body will break?  
This is still only fall,
and it's yet a long haul 
ere you shake Old Man Winter awake 


Entered in ~gwendolen's~ 'The Sneezing Limerick Contest'.


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

February 2

When Chucky Groundhog comes above,
He's looking for a lady love.
If he sees shadow,
It is spring's deathblow.
For six long weeks, winter won't move.


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, funny,

MEENI IN A WINTER NIGHT


                                      Meeni my cat was never white 
                                  She painted rouge and went to fight
                                               With rat Palustris
                                                 And a bony fish
                                   She looked black in the winter night


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

For The Love Of Pete



Hope winter comes soon so we can turn on the heat Ain't like the summers way back when, they were neat Sweat running down As us kids ran around Sure loved the heat for the love of pete © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure

Their last climb

Tough Hood's winter face is a bluff
The snow folds like marshmallow fluff
We would call you soon
If you gamboled in June
But you bet you had the right stuff


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Behind Schedule



Well well well winter finally arrived Although the impact has been revised Usually buried by now Need a dirty big plough This year it's behind schedule so be advised © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Kristenna Gaylord |
Categories: devotion, passion

Lovers live to hate

A hot steamy, winter day.
Made two hateful lovers stray.
For together they were apart.
But, apart they lived with dead hearts.
They were visible by the fade

With a final blow, they forever killed.
The contained blood, spilled.
They hated to love.
They admitted this was undreamed of.
Together they emptied a cup by getting it filled.

Because they were only attracted by pushing away
Those two hateful lovers did stray.
By looking the other away they faced each other
They choose to love than hate the rather
So they both lived to kill today.


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fun,

Silly Billy

The dark winter night was so chilly
So Viv downed some shots which was silly,
Then while driving on top
He was stopped by a cop.
When asked for his name he said Billy!

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Contest: No 208 ~ Any Form
Sponsor: Brian Strand


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Mildest Winter On Record



Forecasters are predicting the mildest winter yet Won't hear ME complaining, on that you can bet Much milder for sure More snow which is poor But after eighty long years, I surely won't fret © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

My Kazoo



Going through some of those old winter blues Not uncommon in Canada no sun in our view For months on end A mood light is my friend Brightens my mood as I play my kazoo © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jemmy Farmer |
Categories: love

Lover's Gin

While I was sat drinking lemonade
the winter’s chilling sun started to fade
the calm before the storm 
perhaps another dawn
found in fizzy dreams of lemonade.

A hazy moonlit beach then appeared
my senses numbing as I had feared
as a pretty girl winked
at me, I dare not blink
in case she then went and disappeared.

The summer bronze reflected on her skin
her jewel like eyes just drank me in
an orchid in my gaze
to banish winter days
and I was caught in a lover’s gin.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hope,

Chop Down More Timber



The topic for today, “will we have a mild winter?” Will we race through winter with the speed of a sprinter Will spring come early For me and my girlie Or need to go into the woods and chop down more timber © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: abuse, self,

What A Sap



If there's one thing worse than winter It's more winter that makes us whimper 80 years of this crap I'm nutso, what a sap Think I just heard you agree in a whisper © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

When Sunshine Returns



An easier winter we're experiencing this year Could change in a flash to one more severe Cross all my toes Till springtime shows When sunshine returns and the blues disappear © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Quite Prolific


Berle said, “sex with wifey at 84 is terrific” Especially the one in the winter to be more specific That's downright silly 6 times yearly, me and my filly My filly is a pipper, always been quite prolific


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

El Ninjo Is The Reason



They're predicting the warmest winter on record El Ninjo is the reason, oh thank you dear Lord Will wear shorts all winter But must protect my mister The price of an implant I really can't afford © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Quite Prolific



Milton Berle said, “sex with wifey at 84 is terrific” Especially the one in the winter to be specific That's downright silly 4 times a year, me and my filly A real swinger, she's always been quite prolific


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

A Tropical Winter



Winter's been cancelled in this frozen northland Predicting the high 80s, a tropical winter so grand Pinch me, must be dreaming Or they've mixed up the seasons Gonna vacation on Manitoulin Island to get my winter tan


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: voyage,

My Neanderthal Youth



An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young chappie in Montreal My happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear


Poem Details | by Lisa Ricci |
Categories: winter,

falling on ice and fond wishes

"falling on ice"

I fell hard on my knee and asked for a plea
free me to stand so I can sit by the sea
so I crawled to the post
for some help at most
the joke is on me I may need surgery

my mission is this for all to be aware
look on the ground while moving slowly with care
so don't fall on your face
as you run a race
life isn't fair and at times its a nightmare


"fond wishes"

with beautiful white snow falling to the ground
there were sparkles of brightness without a sound
outdoors I went to see
nature on a tree
and now a warm indoor fire is my campground

still when will the elements of winter end
for inside with my balance I'm left to blend
may you stay warm and sure
walking out the door
to all fond wishes I now sincerely send


SkyWatcher  -  01-08-17


This is a little silly entry to distract my mind but honestly it has a message for all to be careful not to fall It is also a note to say I'm sorry I haven't been active with reviewing the works of others I thought I would have been active by now but more time is needed May this day find you all well and may you all keep enjoying poetry and PoetrySoup 

Thank you and again, don't fall.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: depression,

Random Torture



The dead of winter when days are much shorter Cause depression and thoughts of random torture Innocent people on the street Are in danger when you meet If you go left and they do too, results spell horror


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

Still Got Some Zing



Perhaps if I take a nap, when I wake it'll be spring At this point in our Canadian winter I'll try anything Have had it up to here Where the sun don't appear The warmest part of my bod where I still got some zing


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Navy Winter Blues

Navy Winter Blues

What we have heard from latest news,
The Navy no longer wears winter blues;
Not impressed;
Were depressed;
Do have new ones that they now use.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: nostalgia,

My Neanderthal Youth



An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young kid in Montreal Happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Approaching and Almost Winter

Approaching and Almost Winter

Was almost winter and things have gone;
No longer active or alive is my nice lawn;
Remember when,
Darkness set in;
My lovely fall leaves nature did abscond.

Daylight is less so now I only see things
for a shorter amount of time

While Starving

Did discover what people the most will dread;
It Is when they find themselves not well fed;
Shriveled up were,
Which would occur,
While starving and so much weight did shed.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: humorous, snow,

Downside Up Snowman

Lodged on a high valley in this far town
People like to turn the world upside down
In winter sky overturns
The snow cover children churn
Snowmen they make do something new on own.

A fat snowman comes to park downside up
Sniffing the frozen ground with red nose sharp
To stay straight head needs to strain
Blood from the legs goes to brain
Twig hands won’t help if he wants to stand up.

December 24, 2017.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

A Bit Delusional



Last week's high (?) -10F..today's HIGH +45F YIKES! That's 55 degrees difference, crazy Canadian winter like Kinda extreme dontcha think Do prefer spring like, wink wink A bit delusional as out of storage haul my trike


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: clothes, humorous, seasons,

I JUST WEAR A SMILE

In winter I wear cute pyjamas They’re adorned with sweet little llamas We’ve had snow storm after storm I yearn to be somewhere warm Like Nassau in the Bahamas! In summer I just wear a smile Stark naked, I sleep in this style Towards the end of summer Hubby thinks it’s a bummer.. He praying the sun stays a while! **** my PJ's have cute penguins on them.as for the rest of the poem I am saying nothing lol**** 6/16/18