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Limerick Poems About Winter | Winter Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, snow,

IT'S SNOW JOKE - BAWDY LIMERICK


In winter when snow softly falls Sid snowman clutches his snow balls He says I feel chilly There’s frost on my willy I hope it melts when nature calls! Winter Snow Or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania kitchin 12/29/20

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Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: spring, winter,

Spring Forward 2

There once was a seed in the ground
Waiting for Spring to come around
Her patience gave way
Came up anyway
Now she is frozen to the ground


Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor,

A Cold Winter

The winter has honed its attack.
“I'm freezing!” my butt shrieks alack,
as up climb the freezes
from toes passed the knees-es.
It's so cold my foreskin grew back!

12/30/18


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: flower, love,

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017



Poem Details | by Wendy Watson |
Categories: humor,

The sinking sausage

Bill's snowman was missing a snout
For carrots in shops had run out.
A sausage sufficed
But as it de-iced
Its purpose was cast into doubt!


30.01.21

Winter Snow Or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania kitchin



Poem Details | by Bryn Strudwick |
Categories: snow,

FROZEN JOE

FROZEN JOE
/ A hardy young fellow called Joe Went out with no clothes in the snow Certain bits turned to ice And then snapped off – not nice So he now spells his name J-o 30th December 2020 Winter Snow or Ice contest Sponsor - Tania Kitchin


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: irony, winter,

Pir-o-wet

She could do an axel and spin
go higher and do it again
when she heard the crack
she never looked back
as she passed the sign that read THIN

12/29/2020

Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin - sponsor


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

April's Been Trumped



April showers bring May flowers and weather breezy This year April snow has brought us all to our kneesies What the hell... Something smells Must be Trumpie, disturbing the scheme of thingsies


Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: humor, winter,

Yes Dear

I’m trying to write like a bard
She asked me to go dig the yard
Though protests were made
I picked up a spade
I grinned when the ground was too hard


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, satire

EXHIBITIONIST (on purpose)

Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!


*For the battle of the bulge contest  It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!


Poem Details | by Chaim Wilson |
Categories: april, baseball, winter,

Oh To Hear 'Play Ball'

Baseball is on my mind more,
When frigid winds freeze to the core,
Opening day,
Seems eons away,
Snow shovels strike out, wood bats score!


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: fun, spring,

Spring Forward

This winter I am so much over
I need to run out in the clover
Time for spring to forward
Maybe I'll just move shoreward
And spend my time as a fearful rover.

Contest:  Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: political,

Political

A small temporary summer crush Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush Media gives each a free ride On all TV screens can not hide Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: imagination, nature, seasons

Rock - Paper - Scissors

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Paper Snowflake

~

Upon the rock of summer that teem
with scissors I forge a winter dream
with paper of white
and visions of flight
each snowflake dance with sunlight gleam

~


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring, daffodils,

The First Breath Of Spring



There are many things in life I look forward to still The first breath of spring, the sun as it peeks over the hill When the robins first arrive Means that winter we've survived As we run through fields of yellow daffodils © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Old Man Winter



He HAS arrived, later than usual But Old Man Winter's lateness is excusable In fact another week or two Would've been appreciated too But we thank the gods for this snow reducible © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: hope,

Cold Days

Cold Days
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

Days of summer are now gone.
Cold winter days we’re shown.
My great desire,
Is to sit by the fire,
Until greatly warmer I have grown.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

It's A Won-Da



I'm Canadian eh! from the frozen tundra Stored food for the winter, so I'm a little rotunda Not worried a bit Soon be back in fit How I make it though winter, it's a won-da! © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

February 2

When Chucky Groundhog comes above,
He's looking for a lady love.
If he sees shadow,
It is spring's deathblow.
For six long weeks, winter won't move.


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: cool, spring, weather,

WHEN SUNSHINE TRICKS MAY

Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes 
when sunshine tricks May! 


* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Absolute Torture



It's December 21st and the days are getting longer Won't be long before this damn winter is conquered Had one too many That's more than plenty At my ripe old age each one's absolute torture © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: weather, winter,

Colorado Winters

Colorado winters are rather nice,

   Except for that confounded snow and ice!

      But come the next spring,

         The season will bring,

            Balmy weather and sunshine to suffice.

Robert LHinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired


Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: funny, winter,

play in the snow

There was a young fellow called Joe
Who loved to play out in the snow
But he skidded on ice
Somersaulted twice
And broke all three bones in his elbow.




February 16th 2018.

Entered in walking in the snow contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Summer All Winter



The summer is reaching an end so it seems Just started I thought, when everything turned green Not fair I declare I'm filled with despair Would love summer all winter, I want to scream © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

In The Buff



It's December 19th and still no white stuff This ole earth has decided enough is enough We're messing things up Sitting here on our butts Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff © Jack Ellison 2015