Limerick Poems About Winter | Winter Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by James Marshall Goff |
Categories: funnywinter, winter,

No Winter This Year!.... No! None At All!

NO WINTER THIS YEAR! NO NONE AT ALL!

no winter this year, no! none at all!
the ducks dilly dally, honeybees in the fall!

my dry cleaners said "no need for your coat!
I'll get to it when, I dock my sailboat!"

anthills getting bigger, their soldiers don't hurry!
I checked the forecast, no chance of a flurry!

the blueberry tea, I've been served alfresco,
stays quite piping hot! thank you Ernesto!

my finest snow angel, about to appear,
must take a raincheck! with Santa's Reindeer!

the heavens above, must surely have reasons,
postponing ice fishing, and blurring the seasons!

I'll wait two more weeks, before I declare!
"remove thin-ice signs! steep drop-off beware!"


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: flower, love,

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT

FLOWER ARRANGEMENT The dandy wind pillows soft seeds, That fly o’er the green grass and breeds. A Winter of snow, And springtime sun glow ~ He loves me he loves me not weeds. 11/8/2017


Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: funny, satire

EXHIBITIONIST (on purpose)

Showing off the ultimate bathing fright,
worked all winter preparing a delight.
Laid off the usual beer,
summer now finally here.
His Speedo package outrageous and tight!


*For the battle of the bulge contest  It only takes one Speedo to ruin a day at the beach!


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: imagination, life, love, natureeaster,

Undone Hidden Flaws

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There once was a garden in Thomaston
But all the hidden flaws show now in sun
     Bombarded by winter cold
     Delicate Easter dress bold
Became frozen, tattered, falling undone

Now that lovely garden in Thomaston
Back in early spring's golden rays of sun
      Rose blooms, tulips open tips
      Flawless are flowers no thrips
Remember Rose Trellis_ love's embrace spun


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, people,

Portrait of Paula

Written: October 3, 2010

There once was a lady named Paula
Who loved to shop at the Mall-a.
She shopped ‘til she “dropped.”
She shopped and she shopped
Every Spring, Summer, Winter and Fall-a.

Christmas time put her skills to the test.
It was when Paula proved she was best.
The crowds stood amazed.
Paula could shop for days
Without losing her holiday zest.

Gail's note: Inspired by my friend Paula.
Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection


Poem Details | by Carol Eastman |
Categories: christmas, fun, funny, humor,

Christmas Limmerick

Christmas Eve is finally here Add Dragon's fun plus Santas' winter run Then celebrate Christ all year But then we are weird so... May the Angels' forgive us Dragon made a great BIG fuss The live manger scene Has Dragon being Baby Jesus, yes, it's nuts It'll be warm with our klutz The manger group's got guts But that is OK Fire is our way Maybe they should use robots Tho we will have lots of light! Hold the extinguisher tight! Run if he burps Or makes a chirp His cocoa had knockout drops


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: fun, spring,

Spring Forward

This winter I am so much over
I need to run out in the clover
Time for spring to forward
Maybe I'll just move shoreward
And spend my time as a fearful rover.

Contest:  Spring Forward
Debbie Guzzi


Poem Details | by Miss Wattle |
Categories: humor,

ADAM AND EVE

ADAM AND EVE There was a young couple they named Adam and Eve They walked around naked - oh my, can you believe! In Summer it was bold But Winter was too cold So they donned large fig leaves - now ev'ryone's relieved! © ELR 2013


Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, spring, weather, winter,

Ground Hog Day

Ground Hog Day We know every year comes the day We see if our Winter will stay… The Ground Hog will show By shadow we’ll know If we can put snow gear away. If he sees his shadow at all Then Winter will stay here on call… No shadow means great! Spring’s right at the gate! Let’s dance and go have us a ball! However I heard from good source Phil Ground Hog will have no remorse… He will not come out You better not pout If Springtime goes far off its course! © Sandra MHaight 2014 All Rights Reserved ~NA~ Contest: Punxsutawney Phil Speaks Sponsor: John Lawless Judged: 02/02/2015


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: political,

Political

A small temporary summer crush Hillary and Donald's traits makes one blush Media gives each a free ride On all TV screens can not hide Summer flees, winter leaves, spring flushes


Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: imagination, nature, seasons

Rock - Paper - Scissors

~

Paper Snowflake

~

Upon the rock of summer that teem
with scissors I forge a winter dream
with paper of white
and visions of flight
each snowflake dance with sunlight gleam

~


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring, daffodils,

The First Breath Of Spring



There are many things in life I look forward to still The first breath of spring, the sun as it peeks over the hill When the robins first arrive Means that winter we've survived As we run through fields of yellow daffodils © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: animals, funny,

Where Do Crickets Go

Where Do Crickets Go?

As winter approaches, their songs die out
Their gentle chirping I can’t live without
     Field mice make their way inside
     Lizards under my couch hide
So what’s with the crickets; have they no clout?

The crickets in Florida grow quite large
Perhaps in cold times they cruise on a barge
     Carnival Cruise Line reject
     Like Dangerfield, no respect
Not even an honorable discharge

Do they erect shelters ‘neath a snow mound?
Their disappearance surely does confound
     Like snowbirds, do they leap south
     Hearing winter’s roaring mouth?
Could they be in a Mexican camp ground?

The wasps and bees, well, they disappear too
But I give no thought to the stinging crew
     As surely as the sun shines
     I miss crickets’ unique whines
But in spring their songs will return on cue


*Entry for Francine’s “Write Me a Happy Poem” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire, November 1, 2012


Poem Details | by Joseph May |
Categories: nature,

Punxsutawney Phil

 Punxsutawney Phil  thought he  could  sing
 So they dubbed him Elvis the king
 But when he heard all the boos
 He got the winter blues
 And wasn't  seen again until spring!
 


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: hope,

Cold Days

Cold Days
DrJames EMartin
©January, 2014

Days of summer are now gone.
Cold winter days we’re shown.
My great desire,
Is to sit by the fire,
Until greatly warmer I have grown.


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: cool, spring, weather,

WHEN SUNSHINE TRICKS MAY

Don't stack your winter clothes away,
rain or cold may return to play;
mad weather brings blues,
happy music soothes 
when sunshine tricks May! 


* Inspired by Mark Twain's quote:
In the Spring


Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: inspirational, day,

Is This It

Is this the day, the one that we all fear?
Yes, 12/21/2012 is now here!
The day of that great winter solstice
That the ancient Mayans have told us
Signals the start of Galactic New Year!

Is today the day that begins the New Age
And turns right over that great Cosmic Page?
The Aquarian Age that's replacing the Piscean
Which we will all be intellectually free in?

Who can honestly explain
What's happening on this Plane
Or will we remain in the dark
Occasionally sighting a spark?

What all should we do
To make this come true
For me and for you
To get the Truth through?




Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Absolute Torture



It's December 21st and the days are getting longer Won't be long before this damn winter is conquered Had one too many That's more than plenty At my ripe old age each one's absolute torture © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by jack horne |
Categories: work,

Winter Woody

There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.


For Andrea’s contest


Poem Details | by T Wignesan |
Categories: humor,

Limerick: Once a Firebrand Fraulein from the Black Forest

Limerick : Once a Firebrand Fräulein from the Black Forest

 Once a Firebrand Fräulein from the Black Forest
In winter went out to cut wood sans vest
In fact sans Lederhose
Nor even horse fire hose
So she got fired on wood with zest.

		or
So she got fired for good in jest.

		or
So she got fired by Crook in earnest.

		or
So she got fired in crook by Earnest.

		or
So she got fired with Earnest in the nest.

(and so on and on…)

© TWignesan – Paris, 2013


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: courage,

A Major Funk



Must be quite strong and take winter in stride Rugged Canadian winters are hard to describe The lack of old sol Main reason we fall In a funk till the springtime and the robins arrive © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

February 2

When Chucky Groundhog comes above,
He's looking for a lady love.
If he sees shadow,
It is spring's deathblow.
For six long weeks, winter won't move.


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: health,

Fall Flu


Do you cough, do you sneeze, sweat and shake; 
till you think your whole body will break?  
This is still only fall,
and it's yet a long haul 
ere you shake Old Man Winter awake 


Entered in ~gwendolen's~ 'The Sneezing Limerick Contest'.


Poem Details | by RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY |
Categories: fun, funny,

MEENI IN A WINTER NIGHT


                                      Meeni my cat was never white 
                                  She painted rouge and went to fight
                                               With rat Palustris
                                                 And a bony fish
                                   She looked black in the winter night


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

For The Love Of Pete



Hope winter comes soon so we can turn on the heat Ain't like the summers way back when, they were neat Sweat running down As us kids ran around Sure loved the heat for the love of pete © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: adventure

Their last climb

Tough Hood's winter face is a bluff
The snow folds like marshmallow fluff
We would call you soon
If you gamboled in June
But you bet you had the right stuff


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: winter,

Behind Schedule



Well well well winter finally arrived Although the impact has been revised Usually buried by now Need a dirty big plough This year it's behind schedule so be advised © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

Mildest Winter On Record



Forecasters are predicting the mildest winter yet Won't hear ME complaining, on that you can bet Much milder for sure More snow which is poor But after eighty long years, I surely won't fret © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Kristenna Gaylord |
Categories: devotion, passion

Lovers live to hate

A hot steamy, winter day.
Made two hateful lovers stray.
For together they were apart.
But, apart they lived with dead hearts.
They were visible by the fade

With a final blow, they forever killed.
The contained blood, spilled.
They hated to love.
They admitted this was undreamed of.
Together they emptied a cup by getting it filled.

Because they were only attracted by pushing away
Those two hateful lovers did stray.
By looking the other away they faced each other
They choose to love than hate the rather
So they both lived to kill today.


Poem Details | by Paul Callus |
Categories: fun,

Silly Billy

The dark winter night was so chilly
So Viv downed some shots which was silly,
Then while driving on top
He was stopped by a cop.
When asked for his name he said Billy!

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Contest: No 208 ~ Any Form
Sponsor: Brian Strand


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hope,

Chop Down More Timber



The topic for today, “will we have a mild winter?” Will we race through winter with the speed of a sprinter Will spring come early For me and my girlie Or need to go into the woods and chop down more timber © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: spring,

When Sunshine Returns



An easier winter we're experiencing this year Could change in a flash to one more severe Cross all my toes Till springtime shows When sunshine returns and the blues disappear © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

My Kazoo



Going through some of those old winter blues Not uncommon in Canada no sun in our view For months on end A mood light is my friend Brightens my mood as I play my kazoo © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: abuse, self,

What A Sap



If there's one thing worse than winter It's more winter that makes us whimper 80 years of this crap I'm nutso, what a sap Think I just heard you agree in a whisper © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jemmy Farmer |
Categories: love

Lover's Gin

While I was sat drinking lemonade
the winter’s chilling sun started to fade
the calm before the storm 
perhaps another dawn
found in fizzy dreams of lemonade.

A hazy moonlit beach then appeared
my senses numbing as I had feared
as a pretty girl winked
at me, I dare not blink
in case she then went and disappeared.

The summer bronze reflected on her skin
her jewel like eyes just drank me in
an orchid in my gaze
to banish winter days
and I was caught in a lover’s gin.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Quite Prolific


Berle said, “sex with wifey at 84 is terrific” Especially the one in the winter to be more specific That's downright silly 6 times yearly, me and my filly My filly is a pipper, always been quite prolific


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

El Ninjo Is The Reason



They're predicting the warmest winter on record El Ninjo is the reason, oh thank you dear Lord Will wear shorts all winter But must protect my mister The price of an implant I really can't afford © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

Quite Prolific



Milton Berle said, “sex with wifey at 84 is terrific” Especially the one in the winter to be specific That's downright silly 4 times a year, me and my filly A real swinger, she's always been quite prolific


Poem Details | by Regina Elliott |
Categories: humor,

Game Of Thrones

  Oh, Game Of Thrones you made me wait long,
  A winter of wondering, so withdrawn,
  My Jon Snow was dead,
  I felt so much dread,
  He revived, much to  my husband's scorn!


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: weather,

A Tropical Winter



Winter's been cancelled in this frozen northland Predicting the high 80s, a tropical winter so grand Pinch me, must be dreaming Or they've mixed up the seasons Gonna vacation on Manitoulin Island to get my winter tan


Poem Details | by tammy cox |
Categories: change,

Change of Seasons

As the night creeps in so 
does the cold air
I sometimes think that it’s
not being fair
The trees begin to look sad,
No green color anymore 
For winter is knocking on
their back door
Fall is beautiful but it starts
the race at full go
I so wish it could begin really
really slow 
The feel in the air has a whole
different vibe to it now
Can we turn back time ? Please
tell me how 
The vibrant summer colors start
to fade away
It’s just not fair, why can’t they
stay?
Father Time is about to change
and the dark will soon come
quick 
And then around the corner who 
comes again? but the jolly ol
fella we call St Nick
A wrinkle in time has made 
another mark 
A new year will then be upon us
awaiting our embark

Tammy Arrowood 10/26/2017??